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When I wipe my arse I scrunch, never fold.

crump wrote:I did that Luke, didn't cover the thought that when a higher year came in I was pissing 3 metres back with my knob on full show.

Went for the "hands on head" apparoach.

Back in the days when the trousers went all the way down to the ankles, oh yeah.

in p4 the teacher was showing us how to draw something so we were all gathered around a table. I sneezed and snot flew out and landed on her drawing. Everyone just looked at me like Wtf

luke. wrote:

crump wrote:I did that Luke, didn't cover the thought that when a higher year came in I was pissing 3 metres back with my knob on full show.

Went for the "hands on head" apparoach.

Back in the days when the trousers went all the way down to the ankles, oh yeah.

The school spaz used to come in and stand in the middle of the urinals, trousers down and piss all over the floor.

In Year 7 on my first day I had a shit, was proper nervous like. Then a group of lads came in all rowdy and started banging on the door and lighting up a fag.

I feared for my life.

Then tried to push out a shit and a massive fart just echoed the whole toilet.

During my first couple of weeks of high school, I spat chewing gum in a girls hair in the row in front of me, accidentally. Got a detention and cried. Was a good start to high school. 8/10 would recommend.

crump wrote:In Year 7 on my first day I had a shit, was proper nervous like. Then a group of lads came in all rowdy and started banging on the door and lighting up a fag.

I feared for my life.

Then tried to push out a shit and a massive fart just echoed the whole toilet.

I've had that before, so embarassing ......well apart from the fag part


Wish they were as mature as i was back then

I never had a shit in school. Ever.

Well apart from the time I shat myself in p1

I never took shits in school either, for that exact reason as well

Plus an extreme lack of tp in school.

i only did it if desperate which was rare.

What other embarrassing stories have you got? I've got to get up at 6.30am but enjoying this

Speaking of similar scenarios.

We were actually getting a lift home today after college and we all slowed down and shouted at these two birds from behind, whistling the lot, "get your tits outttttt"

Then we looked at one of them as we drove past, down syndrome.

I always went for a shit.

So peaceful.

Fuck it I'm out, night.

On last day of high school everyone was drawing on each others face.


My drew two cocks pointed towards my mouth with jizz directed in it, godzilla's bitch on my forehead and something else which i can't remember.....so awkward getting my year book signed after that and walking out of school

in Japan > ordering McDonalds > starving as fuck > see chicken burger > point and hold 4 fingers up to indicate #4 on the menu > get burger > im mirin > bite burger > da fuq > is actually fish

Also, in Abu Dhabi, we were on like a Safari thing, so we were on our way back to the city after driving around the desert all day, and it was dark, and someone in the car said, 'it's crazy how they know their way back to the roads', and in typical Luke fashion, I say, 'mate they could just use their headlights'.. and then I got it.

My ex said she'd give me head if I shaved my pubes so I did it but she never did and decided to tell my mates that I shaved my pubes to get head. Then she became an ex.

ForestLAD wrote:My ex said she'd give me head if I shaved my pubes so I did it but she never did and decided to tell my mates that I shaved my pubes to get head. Then she became an ex.

LOOOOOOOL.

First BJ > was nice 7/10 > she makes out with me after > pubes in mouth > was not nice 1/10 would not recommend

JamieB wrote:On last day of high school everyone was drawing on each others face.


My drew two cocks pointed towards my mouth with jizz directed in it, godzilla's bitch on my forehead and something else which i can't remember.....so awkward getting my year book signed after that and walking out of school

I can imagine exactly what you were like now.

A bit of an oddball. That kid who would burn shit for no reason. Bit sweaty

Smoothly shaved highly recommend boys.

Samaras wrote:

JamieB wrote:On last day of high school everyone was drawing on each others face.


My drew two cocks pointed towards my mouth with jizz directed in it, godzilla's bitch on my forehead and something else which i can't remember.....so awkward getting my year book signed after that and walking out of school

I can imagine exactly what you were like now.

A bit of an oddball. That kid who would burn shit for no reason. Bit sweaty

I was odd yes definitely not sweaty

luke. wrote:

ForestLAD wrote:My ex said she'd give me head if I shaved my pubes so I did it but she never did and decided to tell my mates that I shaved my pubes to get head. Then she became an ex.

LOOOOOOOL.

First BJ > was nice 7/10 > she makes out with me after > pubes in mouth > was not nice 1/10 would not recommend

You made out with her after she'd been sucking your dick?!?!


Dude.....

ForestLAD wrote:

luke. wrote:

LOOOOOOOL.

First BJ > was nice 7/10 > she makes out with me after > pubes in mouth > was not nice 1/10 would not recommend

You made out with her after she'd been sucking your dick?!?!


Dude.....

ForestLAD wrote:

luke. wrote:

LOOOOOOOL.

First BJ > was nice 7/10 > she makes out with me after > pubes in mouth > was not nice 1/10 would not recommend

You made out with her after she'd been sucking your dick?!?!


Dude.....

I was drunk, surprised my penis was even functioning at this point man. But yes, won't be making that mistake again.

She also wasn't shaved downstairs, wasn't the best. Groce, actually.

luke. wrote:

ForestLAD wrote:My ex said she'd give me head if I shaved my pubes so I did it but she never did and decided to tell my mates that I shaved my pubes to get head. Then she became an ex.

LOOOOOOOL.

First BJ > was nice 7/10 > she makes out with me after > pubes in mouth > was not nice 1/10 would not recommend

What a man you are to do such a thing.

You practically eat your own pubes and sucked your own dick

Done it before, apart from pube thing not doing again.

Well I couldn't taste it, but yeah, I lost a lot of manliness points that night.

There's this thing called snowballing. I was going to explain what it is but after thinking of it and getting a mental image I'd rather not go into details.

Anyway, I can barely keep my eyes open anymore, going bed, cyaaaa.