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Ever since then my opinions have really gone down on Police officers, I just have lost so much respect for them to how that was dealt with.

crump wrote:Ever since then my opinions have really gone down on Police officers, I just have lost so much respect for them to how that was dealt with.

You weren't there Maestro, it was complete bullshit. They complain about overcrowded cells.

Brb getting a passenger to sit in a cell for 7 hours.

Loads of them down here are on such a power trip.

It just sounded funny. You genuinely know how to make me laugh

Fuck the police. FTP. I've had a run in with them once. They confiscated my football off me for playing kerby. Said they'd been say watching us for 5 minutes and we were throwing the ball at cars. They were bullshitting though as they came round the corner and seen us stop playing whenever cars came onto the street. Had to go up to the station to get my ball back. Gave them a piece of my mind too. Told them they were blatantly lying. I wouldn't back down. I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.

That sounds like a terrible night crump.

I've never been in trouble with the police.

Samaras wrote:It just sounded funny. You genuinely know how to make me laugh

ForestLAD wrote:Fuck the police. FTP. I've had a run in with them once. They confiscated my football off me for playing kerby. Said they'd been say watching us for 5 minutes and we were throwing the ball at cars. They were bullshitting though as they came round the corner and seen us stop playing whenever cars came onto the street. Had to go up to the station to get my ball back. Gave them a piece of my mind too. Told them they were blatantly lying. I wouldn't back down. I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.

Hahahaha, such a lad Forest. POWER TRIP POLICE. #2s2s #Hypeeeee

El_indian wrote:That sounds like a terrible night crump.

Even worse when I found out I was trying it on with some 35 year old woman, apparently some bloke was her BF came up to me and said "Go near again and I'll break your fucking legs"

A police man tried to arrest me once so I decked him and he respected me for it.

When I was like 13 we went on a trip to Disney land Paris with the school. Me and somebody else decided to have a competition to see who could steal the most. It got way out of hand. I just went walking into all the shops and taking whatever I wanted. Micky mouse tedys etc. we added up the cost at the end and it was over £300 worth of stuff. Thinking back it didn't feel wrong. I also smuggled back a knife on the ferry back.

It always gets out of hand!

We were on the way back from Thorpe Park on the classic "Coach journey" we made up we'd crashed and the driver had been locked up cos he was pissed and we're all in a Travelodge. We had it all over Facebook and parents phoning the school and everything

Mate luckily got away with it, was in assemblies constantly for about a week too.

so cray brah

I once cheated on a spelling test by having a secret agreement with a guy who I swapped with to mark.

Once the teacher said be quiet but I kept talking anyway.

This can be like story night

In primary 4, we all spread rumours about "a green man"

Everybody just lied about it. I got called in by the head teacher who questioned me about my sighting of "the green man". I just said me and my mate got chased by him up at the SPAR an he had green skin. Phone calls went out to all the parents about it. Not sure why that whole thing happened tbh

Once we watched Freaky Friday at school.

You guys lead crazy fucking lives.

Wireless printers are the literal electronic translation of Lucifer.

That's about as interesting as my life gets, by the way.

Actually, was taking a piss at a bar, a guy comes in, wearing a onesie, and gives the restroom the advice, never to wear a onesie, as pissing was.. inconvenient. Then, moments later, he poses the question, 'what even is life?', the restroom fell silent, as we pondered.. and pissed, it was just a nice moment.

I'm in The Illuminati.

My teacher put a pirate copy of 'Wallace and Gromit' DVD on at the end of term in year 10, but it turned out to be a porno instead.

I shat and pissed myself in primary 1

i got sand in my vagina one time

Samaras wrote:I shat and pissed myself in primary 1

I remember a cunt of sub teacher who didn't let me go to the toliet no matter how many times i asked.....almost pissed myself.

First day of primary they had like a really long sink, thought it was the urinals.

Pissed in it.

We had contests in primary school to see who could piss the farthest away from the urinal, we went hardcore.

I was at a fun factory once when I was about 5, and I was on the top level and couldn't find my way around to the slide to get down so I sat in a corner and shat myself and cried

luke. wrote:We had contests in primary school to see who could piss the farthest away from the urinal, we went hardcore.

We had that but someone took it too far and followed through.

I did that Luke, didn't cover the thought that when a higher year came in I was pissing 3 metres back with my knob on full show.

Went for the "hands on head" apparoach.

When I was learning to wipe my own bum I got shit all over my arm.