Drug tests.

Found out today that everyone is going to be drug tested at work.

I need help.

Anyone ever done one, have any tips on how I can beat it etc?

I assume its weed? Just drink a fuckload of water, nothing else to do really

Don't do drugs.

/obviousandnotveryhelpfulanswer

Paulinho wrote:I assume its weed? Just drink a fuckload of water, nothing else to do really

Yes. Water isn't going to do shit unless I drink enough to drown my brain.

I need to know if it's easy to do a piss swap or something.

Weed takes 28 days to leave your system.

Don't do drugs for future reference.

Don't go into work?

Why does your job need a drug test?

You want to know if it's easy to do a piss swap? What the fuck are you on, oh wait

Smuggle a test tube containing someone else's urine by placing it in your anus.

Cannabis takes a month if you're a regular smoker. A piss swap would be your best idea but you may have to take a friend's piss in to work with you and pour it into the pot you get given.

You can get kits that supposedly can either mask the drug or clear your system, there's a few on EDIT. I'm pretty sceptical about whether they actually work though, thankfully I've never had to do a drugs test.

Apart from that the only other solution I know about is to drink excess amounts of water, but again, I don't know how well that will work.

Water doesn't help with cannabis because THC stores in your fat cells.

Paulinho wrote:Why does your job need a drug test?



You want to know if it's easy to do a piss swap? What the fuck are you on, oh wait

1. I work with large machinery in the second most dangaerous industry in the country.

2. What's weird about that question? I need to know how closely I'll be observed incase I need to pour something from one container to another. What the fuck are you on? If it's nothing then maybe you should try something.

Rick Rosstrich wrote:Cannabis takes a month if you're a regular smoker. A piss swap would be your best idea but you may have to take a friend's piss in to work with you and pour it into the pot you get given.

I have no problem with that. I love this job.

ayvee1 wrote:You can get kits that supposedly can either mask the drug or clear your system, there's a few on EDIT. I'm pretty sceptical about whether they actually work though, thankfully I've never had to do a drugs test.

Apart from that the only other solution I know about is to drink excess amounts of water, but again, I don't know how well that will work.

I've been trying to read up on that stuff. Apparantly all the detox kits are bollocks, and the synthetic urine is now easily detectable.

You shouldn't have done drugs to begin with, your fault. Don't do a piss swap, that will get in you in very serious trouble if found out.

You need to find out when it's happening.

Also, I'd imagine they just send you into a single cubicle one at a time to do it, I doubt they'd search you etc.

If it's external testing, as in people from outside the company come on a specific day and do it, then last resort is to pull a sickie on that day. You'll either get away with not doing the test or at least buy yourself more time. Plus a probably bollocking from your boss though.

Do you work in Engineering or Agriculture?

ahlycotc wrote:You shouldn't have done drugs to begin with, your fault. Don't do a piss swap, that will get in you in very serious trouble if found out.

It's either that or fail.

crump wrote:You need to find out when it's happening.

Also, I'd imagine they just send you into a single cubicle one at a time to do it, I doubt they'd search you etc.

I know, if I can find out when it is I'm defo going for the piss swap. Problem is they're fucking random. I get on well with the boss though so hopefully he tells me beforehand.

ayvee1 wrote:If it's external testing, as in people from outside the company come on a specific day and do it, then last resort is to pull a sickie on that day. You'll either get away with not doing the test or at least buy yourself more time. Plus a probably bollocking from your boss though.

Definitely external. They're random though. I don't even know if the boss will know what day they're coming.

Adz wrote:Do you work in Engineering or Agriculture?

Construction.

Is it tomorrow?

Naughty boy.

I don't know why i'm helping such a moran but I will anyway.

Drink loads of orange juice, my mate Bob smoked weed with me when he was pissed a week before he went back to work in the marines. Somebody told him to drink loads of orange juice incase he got tested, he did get tested and it came back clean. That was 5 days and it didn't show.

When's the test and when did you last do drugs?

Chris wrote:I don't know why i'm helping such a moran but I will anyway.

Drink loads of orange juice, my mate Bob smoked weed with me when he was pissed a week before he went back to work in the marines. Somebody told him to drink loads of orange juice incase he got tested, he did get tested and it came back clean. That was 5 days and it didn't show.

It's not 28 days for everyone. I read it's a week for a one off, 2weeks
for occasional smokers, 4 weeks for everyday smokers. He probably showed
up clean because he's in a fit condition and it was 5 days ago.

Billy Davies wrote:When's the test and when did you last do drugs?

Could be anytime. Last night.

He smokes cigarettes like a train, would that effect it?

Chris wrote:He smokes cigarettes like a train, would that effect it?

Don't think it's related.

It's shit like this that really pisses me off. I'm going to lose my job and I'm easily the best worker there. I haven't had a day off. I've been pointing out mistakes to the engineer and saving the company money while doing so. But because I smoke weed that's going to mean nothing.

CollieBuddz wrote:

It's shit like this that really pisses me off. I'm going to lose my job and I'm easily the best worker there. I haven't had a day off. I've been pointing out mistakes to the engineer and saving the company money while doing so. But because I smoke weed that's going to mean nothing.

Hopefully you learned your lesson then.

Go on a day trip to Amsterdam then say that's when you took the drugs.

When I was a lot younger my parents were suspicious of me taking drugs (which I was) and they threatened to take me for a drug test at any time. Made me stop being a dumbass, suggest you do the same. Especially if you're 21, want to do that shit should be out of your system by that age, fuck im 19 and have no interest. Didn't you get it all out of the way when you were younger