Gary Neville is a secret Scouser

Gary Neville has Liverpool roots

Despite making a career out of claiming to hate Liverpool and everybody from Liverpool, it has hilariously been announced today that Gary Neville’s family tree took root there long before the runt faced little cunt was born.

Genealogists have found that Neville’s great, great, great grandparents hail from Merseyside.

Neville was the player that opposing fans loved to hate, opposing players would love to punch and all wrapped up with a face that only a mother could love. These revelations are likely to heap more embarrassment on to a family who counts a man by the name of Neville Neville in its number.

The former Manchester United defender who is currently ruining Sky’s football coverage with his year-round Movember effort and rabbit-in-the-headlights commentary famously said “I can’t stand Liverpool, I can’t stand the people, I can’t stand anything about them”

Gary Neville was unavailable for comment despite now being a media whore, but the City of Liverpool are reportedly shocked and embarrassed about these shocking revelations.

He also hates his ancestors.

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VivaRonaldo wrote:He also hates his ancestors.

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This, lol

Not surprised tbh.

Cool story bro.

Big news this.

Shocking

Scouser_Dave wrote:Gary Neville has Liverpool roots

Despite making a career out of claiming to hate Liverpool and everybody from Liverpool, it has hilariously been announced today that Gary Neville’s family tree took root there long before the runt faced little cunt was born.

Genealogists have found that Neville’s great, great, great grandparents hail from Merseyside.

Neville was the player that opposing fans loved to hate, opposing players would love to punch and all wrapped up with a face that only a mother could love. These revelations are likely to heap more embarrassment on to a family who counts a man by the name of Neville Neville in its number.

The former Manchester United defender who is currently ruining Sky’s football coverage with his year-round Movember effort and rabbit-in-the-headlights commentary famously said “I can’t stand Liverpool, I can’t stand the people, I can’t stand anything about them”

Gary Neville was unavailable for comment despite now being a media whore, but the City of Liverpool are reportedly shocked and embarrassed about these shocking revelations.

Oh shit

Great response as always Fonseca

Really....the two places are quite close to each other and you're singling out one great, great, great, grandfather?

Lux wrote:Really....the two places are quite close to each other and you're singling out one great, great, great, grandfather?

Not me, I didn't publish the story.

Does that mean he could have qualified to play for Liverpool through his greatx3 grandparents?

Scouser_Dave wrote:Great response as always Fonseca

Thanks

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Lux wrote:Really....the two places are quite close to each other and you're singling out one great, great, great, grandfather?

Not me, I didn't publish the story.

You posted the thread though

You were obviously trying to make some kind of point out of it, or try and bait.........?

Usually people don't post a thread, then distance themselves from the point of it

Lux wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Not me, I didn't publish the story.

You posted the thread though

You were obviously trying to make some kind of point out of it, or try and bait.........?

Usually people don't post a thread, then distance themselves from the point of it

Nah just posted it at the spare of the moment after coming across it on twitter. Thought it would have interested some.

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Lux wrote:

You posted the thread though

You were obviously trying to make some kind of point out of it, or try and bait.........?

Usually people don't post a thread, then distance themselves from the point of it

Nah just posted it at the spare of the moment after coming across it on twitter. Thought it would have interested some.

Fair play.

Tbh though I don't know who the hell my great great great grandfather is. I think mine were Dutch or German......(half the family anyway)....doesn't mean I like those countries.

Even grandfathers weren't even alive when I was born.