Joey Barton takes on the cast of TOWIE and others...

A lot of you have probably seen this by now, but it's fucking brilliant It's still ongoing, with some Coronation Street actors getting involved

https://twitter.com/#!/Joey7Barton





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Some strange z-list celebs, I was half expecting Dean Gaffney with Wellhard and Susan Boyle. In fairness, it was a whose who of bellends!!
Joseph Barton
22 hours ago
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Some decent people aswell to be fair @lucyhart an @example. Just for the record the TOWIE helmets were there, all of them together. FREAKS
Joseph Barton
22 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton Maybe zlist in ur opinion but I have never served time at her majesty's pleasure 4assault u jumped up fool. #Rentsmustbesoproud
Dean Gaffney
21 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton Only person there that everyone looked down on is u. Should we beat our TOWIE cast mates up & go down for you to like us!? Mug!
James Argent
20 hours ago
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Rumour has it the TOWIE melts are giving big portions.........hahaha
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago
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Cheeky man giving it bigguns, leave it large undies @RealJamesArgent
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton joey where can I get ur hair cut ? Also u no that arg wants he's teeth done so thanks 4 watching the show !!
Mark Wright
20 hours ago
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Little rumour TOWIE are in Aura, shall I head over, see if there just keyboard warrior. #helmets #giveme15mins
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago
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@markwright_ leave it u ballbag. Ladys man???? Sort ur hare lip out 1st....#helmet
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton is that all u got haha. Good night silly nuts.
Mark Wright
20 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton go a bed mate. It's 1 in the morning #IceCream
Joey Essex
20 hours ago
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@MarkWright_ same place u get them speedo's. Ur sister still collecting footballers like panini stickers???
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago
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@JoeyEssex_ don't u start. Go and tell that bird u love her and get a massive "nice guy" jog on. #bellend #cryingshame
Joseph Barton
19 hours ago
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FYI- TOWIE retards....."Pretentious" google it if ur struggling......
Joseph Barton
19 hours ago
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Off to bed, keep me updated people with the TOWIE blerts, all thats wrong with the world that mob, I'll take great pleasure in abusing them
Joseph Barton
19 hours ago
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@RealJamesArgent told u to leave didn't I, right fatty now ur fair game. Can't believe ur giving it with them teeth like a burnt down fence.
Joseph Barton
19 hours ago
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Night everyone & @joey7barton! #SackYourBarber zzzzz http://t.co/F1GgozF1
James Argent
19 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton glad u watched the show big boy! Hahaha still goin on about it? Get a hobby bean brain sound like a kid #WhosGotABetterHairCut?
Joey Essex
19 hours ago
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Someone looks like they've watched the show more then we have! Night #TOWIE fans! Wanna put us down? All we need to say is one word.. BAFTA!
James Argent
18 hours ago
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I actually despise the whole of that firm, mentally deficient, turn up at the opening of an envelope, fame hungry, prized ball bags. #TOWIE
Joseph Barton
19 hours ago
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haha u even know the white horse I rode in on. U must b watching. @joey7barton #TOWIE no1 fan ! Last message I waste on u, u complete lunch.
Mark Wright
13 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton @joeyessex_ oi dusty slow yourself down you play football like a goat cant take you serious
Chloe Starship
7 hours ago
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Your signed copy of the Towie calendar is on route @Joey7Barton xmwahx
Lydia Bright
7 hours ago
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Haha JEL JOEY @joey7barton http://t.co/aXKwWM0D
Maria Fowler
7 hours ago
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Lol love the towie lot every1 Bantering @joey7barton. Love how @Mario_Falcone has he's middle finger firmly in the air get hold of that
Mark Wright
7 hours ago
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Hearing that the TOWIE lemmings have piped up again, the producers must of told them it'll be good for them..........
Joseph Barton
6 hours ago
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Either that or theres no poundlands opening today.........#skint #fake #helmets
Joseph Barton
6 hours ago
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Just LOL-ed at TOWIE retards picture, good banter from the producers there. Look at all the Lemmings, happily posing..........
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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@deangaffney1 Leave it Deano, havent u got a credit card to max out in ChinaWhites, come round and do the garden, i'll drop u a little pinky
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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@MariaFowler Lee Croft, good looking lad him......#darksideofthemoonface #brass
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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Its like a Circus freak show.......u've got midgets, hippos, about 6 with red rums teeth in and a corpse holding a sign http://t.co/kNG7nNfK
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton still hotter than u. #BottomOfTheFoodchainBarton #Mcdonalds #Geg
Maria Fowler
5 hours ago
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@MariaFowler sorry which one are u, the prostitute? the whale? the hippo? or the extra?
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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@Joey7Barton hahahahahahaha wow what u gonna do beat me up. Mug.
Maria Fowler
5 hours ago
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@MariaFowler dont know who u are? Whats the goin rate for the full works these days? #brass
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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The only one whose alright is Kirk?? He's like my favourite. When I say favourite, its like if u had to pick a sexually transmitted disease!
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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Does that say Jel, Joey Barton?

Parasite.

@MariaFowler sorry which one are u, the prostitute? the whale? the hippo? or the extra?
Joseph Barton

Team Joey Barton

@Joey7Barton
Joseph Barton
@HayleyMij @ryanjamesthomas @DannyBMiller still beating u bird up, coke fiend. Pipe down cokehead. Ur background photo, sums u up. Bellend

Fucking hell, in tears here.

Been keeping my eye on this, cracking up.

ryanjamesthomas Ryan Thomas
@JackPShepherd88 joey7barton wife beater?!!! I was released with no charge, u wouldn't no about that u #ballbag!
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@Joey7Barton
Joseph Barton
@ryanjamesthomas @JackPShepherd88 i'll come upto Manchester thurs, we'll sort it out then. Wife beating Cokehead



It's fucking kicking off.

Priceless.

Although I can see why this is funny it's also a bit embarrassing to have grown men and women fighting on fucking twitter.

Just been reading through his twitter. It's quite pathetic from all of them, but so funny at the same time.

@MarkWright_ same place u get them speedo's. Ur sister still collecting footballers like panini stickers???
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago

Hope them two meet. Thats war.

Barton

I don't like Joey Barton, but fuck. This is hilarious.

@MarkWright_ same place u get them speedo's. Ur sister still collecting footballers like panini stickers???
Joseph Barton
20 hours ago
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@MariaFowler sorry which one are u, the prostitute? the whale? the hippo? or the extra?
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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The only one whose alright is Kirk?? He's like my favourite. When I say favourite, its like if u had to pick a sexually transmitted disease!
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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Barton is quality on Twitter

denise_vanouten Denise Van Outen
I reckon @Joey7Barton as got a crush on @JoeyEssex_ it explains a lot eh! Fine line between love & hate
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@Joey7Barton
Joseph Barton
@denise_vanouten come on Denise, i dont want to get after u as well, surely its not what u want??? Let u have a freebie before.....

His comebacks are quality.

Some of the stuff he's said. He kinda reminds me of RR with bad grammar and more aggressive.

Joey Barton doesn't give a fuck.

Joey Barton is a boss.

No doubt their will be some sort of FA/club(s) statement about Twitter soon. They will probably all start to get moderated.

What a hero. Love him.

I don't get it, who are TOWIE?

Marvin wrote:I don't get it, who are TOWIE?

The actors and actresses from the only way is essex.

the combacks from TOWIE are beyond embarrasing.

Mr Leiva wrote:

Marvin wrote:I don't get it, who are TOWIE?

The actors and actresses from the only way is essex.

That's what their fans call it?!

Marvin wrote:

Mr Leiva wrote:

The actors and actresses from the only way is essex.

That's what their fans call it?!

TOWIE - The Only Way Is Essex

Barton

Marvin wrote:

Mr Leiva wrote:

The actors and actresses from the only way is essex.

That's what their fans call it?!

@MariaFowler sorry which one are u, the prostitute? the whale? the hippo? or the extra?
Joseph Barton
5 hours ago
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That's the one that had me creasing.