Freestyler vs. Neymar

The freestyler wins.

Get Ronaldinho on that show.

Neymar is a right tricky little cunt, want to see him in the Premier League but then again I don't because I know it wont be for us and he'll rip us apart.

Dem freestylerz

FUCK, that part where he flicked it up in his shirt and Neymar didn't know where the ball went.

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EDIT: wrong thread

so moral of the story is.. if you practice freestyle tricks 24/7 someday you might be good enough to go 1v1 against a millionaire footballer..

then go back home and watch them on the tube.


that shirt trick was pretty nasty though.

Fergie, sign him up.

Neymar is getting paid thousands a week and generally has the world at his feet. The free stylers work in a carnival. Guess who wins

Aj11 wrote:Neymar is getting paid thousands a week and generally has the world at his feet. The free stylers work in a carnival. Guess who wins

Stop turning apples into apple pie.

Rei Andros wrote:

Aj11 wrote:Neymar is getting paid thousands a week and generally has the world at his feet. The free stylers work in a carnival. Guess who wins

Stop turning apples into apple pie.

Like that phrase. Maybe I should just follow you around so I can copy your vocabulary.


Btw Rei, ever tried the the LOTR Third Age Total War? Just a mod, but they've put a lot of effort and detail into it.

Rei Andros wrote:

Aj11 wrote:Neymar is getting paid thousands a week and generally has the world at his feet. The free stylers work in a carnival. Guess who wins

Stop turning apples into apple pie.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Like that phrase. Maybe I should just follow you around so I can copy your vocabulary.


Btw Rei, ever tried the the LOTR Third Age Total War? Just a mod, but they've put a lot of effort and detail into it.

Never even heard of the game it's built in until you made that thread in Gaming Discussion. I'll check it out.

Aj11 wrote:

Rei Andros wrote:

Stop turning apples into apple pie.

You're needlessly over-complicating the issue.

Neymar got owned but he was just there for a bit of fun.

justaddfinesse wrote:so moral of the story is.. if you practice freestyle tricks 24/7 someday you might be good enough to go 1v1 against a millionaire footballer..

then go back home and watch them on the tube.

So true lol. pro footballer>freestyler any day.

I remember when they put Falcao (the Brazilian indoor legend, youtube him)on a real field, he didn't excel as well as people thought he would.

Billy Wingrove and Jeremy Lynch over any other freestyler

Being a freestyler is different to a pro footballer, for one hardly any of the tricks would be used in a proper game. But the technique they have to control the ball could be used very effectively.