Might whip on Season 2, I love that one with peado kennedy.Keanoo wrote:Old Lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please
Old Lady: One cornetto, is that all?
Jay: Do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart
Jay: Oh right, bit late am I?
Old Lady: Do you want something else?
Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: Can you suck me off?
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JonjoShelvey-
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luke.-
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FOR FUCK SAKE I hate when people quit and you get left circling the stadium with no menu to exit
Keanoo-
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Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right
round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he
gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right
round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he
gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!
luke.-
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Also Mayday Parade's new album
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Good morning, gentlemen.
The guy giving the piggy back ride just signed his first professional contract last week when he turned 16. His buyout clause was set at 50 million. Neymar's current buyout clause is 45 million. Victor Andrade, remember the name.
The guy on his back is 15 year old Gabriel Barbosa and he will be signing a similar contract when he turns 16.
Santos' future cracks.
yeah....
The guy giving the piggy back ride just signed his first professional contract last week when he turned 16. His buyout clause was set at 50 million. Neymar's current buyout clause is 45 million. Victor Andrade, remember the name.
The guy on his back is 15 year old Gabriel Barbosa and he will be signing a similar contract when he turns 16.
Santos' future cracks.
yeah....
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luke.-
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Rei Andros wrote:Good morning, gentlemen.
The guy giving the piggy back ride just signed his first professional contract last week when he turned 16. His buyout clause was set at 50 million. Neymar's current buyout clause is 45 million. Victor Andrade, remember the name.
The guy on his back is 15 year old Gabriel Barbosa and he will be signing a similar contract when he turns 16.
Santos' future cracks.
yeah....
All future Chelsea players.
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Man City and Barca will get Andrade before you though. They've been sniffing around already.
Dean-
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What's your overall record?'Scott wrote:Dean wrote:6 Scott. What about yourself?
4.
GK01-
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NoviNovak wrote:
Original
My edit.
Like the original better
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GK01 wrote:NoviNovak wrote:
Original
My edit.
Like the original better
Why do you say that about all my pics.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Because you are shit at Photoshop.NoviNovak wrote:GK01 wrote:
Like the original better
Why do you say that about all my pics.
Jord-
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Second one is good, makes it look cold. Would be great if you could add some white scratches to edge of the picture. Atleast that's what I would do.
GK01-
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NoviNovak wrote:GK01 wrote:
Like the original better
Why do you say that about all my pics.
Because, I don't actually know
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ResurrectionRooney wrote:Because you are shit at Photoshop.NoviNovak wrote:
Why do you say that about all my pics.
Fuck off cunt.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Do you guys not think that doing all this shit with editing photos, lovingly tracing round the bodies of these footballers you admire, is a bit obsessive? I used to do it myself, I look back now and wonder what the fuck I was doing.
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ResurrectionRooney wrote:Do you guys not think that doing all this shit with editing photos, lovingly tracing round the bodies of these footballers you admire, is a bit obsessive? I used to do it myself, I look back now and wonder what the fuck I was doing.
I don't do that, so no.
GK01-
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ResurrectionRooney wrote:Do you guys not think that doing all this shit with editing photos, lovingly tracing round the bodies of these footballers you admire, is a bit obsessive? I used to do it myself, I look back now and wonder what the fuck I was doing.
And that's why people get paid to do it sometimes.
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Properly smashed my iPhone. Reckon Steve Jobs has cursed all Apple devices before he pegged it.
ResurrectionRooney-
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No-one gets paid to do the sort of shit that goes into making signatures.GK01 wrote:ResurrectionRooney wrote:Do you guys not think that doing all this shit with editing photos, lovingly tracing round the bodies of these footballers you admire, is a bit obsessive? I used to do it myself, I look back now and wonder what the fuck I was doing.
And that's why people get paid to do it sometimes.
Mouse-
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Danza Kuduro
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My signature is one of the best, if not the best.
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VivaRonaldoLAD-
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James wrote:My signature is the one of the best, if not the best.
Mouse-
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My sig is winning.
Jord-
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Nobody gives a shit. Really.... Nobody gives a fuck.ResurrectionRooney wrote:Do you guys not think that doing all this shit with editing photos, lovingly tracing round the bodies of these footballers you admire, is a bit obsessive? I used to do it myself, I look back now and wonder what the fuck I was doing.
Lukeyy99-
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The accomplishments that say 'in your career' do they have to be in Career Mode?
GK01-
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ResurrectionRooney wrote:No-one gets paid to do the sort of shit that goes into making signatures.GK01 wrote:
And that's why people get paid to do it sometimes.
There's graphics makers on football sites, some make regular background for fans, that involves the shit that goes into making signatures. And yes they do get paid to do that.
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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Lukeyy99 wrote:The accomplishments that say 'in your career' do they have to be in Career Mode?
No.