If you ever end up in a 28 days later situation..

Or some other kind of Zombie apocalypse.

Simply surround your house with outward facing treadmills.

How would you keep them all running though?

Don't worry. If they get to you, you're obviously going to respawn.

I would just hide in my house for a few weeks until food runs out. Then, I dunno.

Here's a better idea, destroy your staircase, live upstairs and use a ladder to get down when you want to forage for supplies. If they do get in your house, they won't be able to get to you.

SBSP wrote:How would you keep them all running though?

Is this serious?

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Here's a better idea, destroy your staircase, live upstairs and use a ladder to get down when you want to forage for supplies. If they do get in your house, they won't be able to get to you.

I thought this, but I would just put like a wooden, reinforced block to cover it up so it looks like a wall and that theres no stair case, but you can put a hatch in it or something

Where would you find so many treadmills, how will you afford them and even if you could do that, how would you find the time to pick them all up and set them up in time?

Anyways, I'd take anything I need from my house; first aid kit, machete, baseball bat, gun, rope, various sharp gardening tools, dump all into my brother in laws giant pick up and head to my nearest Wal Mart.

Although I guess if I go to my nearest Wal Mart, which is only like 5 minutes away I wouldn't need to take any of that stuff. All that stuff is already there.

Ché Guayaba wrote:Where would you find so many treadmills, how will you afford them and even if you could do that, how would you find the time to pick them all up and set them up in time?

Anyways, I'd take anything I need from my house; first aid kit, machete, baseball bat, gun, rope, various sharp gardening tools, dump all into my brother in laws giant pick up and head to my nearest Wal Mart.

Although I guess if I go to my nearest Wal Mart, which is only like 5 minutes away I wouldn't need to take any of that stuff. All that stuff is already there.

There would be tons of Zombies there, and you'll have to fight other sets of humans and bandits who go to the walmart for sanctuary, unless you want to from a new settlement there with these strangers

Ché Guayaba wrote:Where would you find so many treadmills, how will you afford them and even if you could do that, how would you find the time to pick them all up and set them up in time?

Anyways, I'd take anything I need from my house; first aid kit, machete, baseball bat, gun, rope, various sharp gardening tools, dump all into my brother in laws giant pick up and head to my nearest Wal Mart.

Although I guess if I go to my nearest Wal Mart, which is only like 5 minutes away I wouldn't need to take any of that stuff. All that stuff is already there.

OK well go to your local gym, arrange about 10 treadmills in a circle then sit in the middle and have some popcorn.

My house is quite zombie proof anyway. All I have to so is move a big chest infront of my front door then cover the front window and i'm sorted.

Well there would probably be other humans like on Resident Evil 3, so I would stay in my house for a few days and develop some sort of weapon, with stuff from the gas boiler and lethal stuff to get a path to my parents car and just get away like that and get to Tesco, which is less than 2 minutes away driving, and 1 minute walking.

I reckon it would be safer to put the treadmills around the vending machines.

I'd turn into a nomad and load up on guns and ammo.

El_indian wrote:

Chris tried to make himself look like he comes up with clever scenarios, he did not.

I've seen that troll face pic before. Thought everyone knew that's where it came from.

cheesy wrote:Don't worry. If they get to you, you're obviously going to respawn.

This, with a fresh set of noob tubes.