Example: "Calling your penis Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 40 yards"
One of mine:
"Calling your penis Messi because you're quality at dribbling"
Sean wrote:Fuck off Crump, honestly.
Cam wrote:Calling my penis Crump cos it makes shit threads
Forest wrote:Here's one of my own, it only applies if you're fat.
Calling your penis Maddy cos you ain't seen it in years
Sean wrote:Fuck off Crump, honestly.
Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden.
Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden.
Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden.