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Ah the rolo smash. On the same day as my peado joke that freaked every non-English/polskaman out.. 
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What was it?Dan wrote:Ah the rolo smash. On the same day as my peado joke that freaked every non-English/polskaman out..
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Two young 14 year olds are sitting next to each other on a bed at a sleep over. They decide to try on make-up together. While painting each other their hands touch. They look into each others eyes and slowly move closer, so close that their lips meet. They stroke their faces, sliding their tongues into each others mouths. They lay down on the bed, taking their shirts off. Holding their breats while kissing. Slowly undressing until naked. One goes down and proceeds to stroke her vagina. Beginning to lick, and inserting her finger inside of it. Pushing forward and pulling back, making the other moan passionatley. Screaming her name. She begins to add more fingers, and soon it becomes a fist. Moving in and out, faster and faster. Spitting on it. While fingering herself with the other hand. Until they both cant take anymore and are finished. They lay next to each other, exhausted. Kissing again slowly. Abusing tongues. They sleep in the same bed, every so often they will slide a finger into each others vagina. Then the next morning, they do it again, and again, and again.
This wasn't a joke, but at least it gave you a boner.
This wasn't a joke, but at least it gave you a boner.
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Ah yes, I remember that. 
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so do i.
Sexy.
Sexy.
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Royal wrote:This thread is for young people.moscowmadeit3 wrote:
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In one of mauro's threads:
Sean CFC wrote:I understanding, but cole is play like good player unlike Wayne Rooney who has technique of retard elephant.
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When I read that, I could've sworn it was Mauro and not Sean. 
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LiamB_30 wrote:Trust johnson to allow Agger a free header in the box
to score, you can never trust these scousers with their integrity,
trying to big themselves up by whispering to each other to let them
score before the match
Johnson was terrible, Agger was poor, conceding two goals to Bent and Young
Overall
their was a poor standard of quality shown. The lack of Ferdinand,
Scholes and Carrick shines through immensely. Although thankfully we won
because we didn't have headless chicken Gerrard losing position in the
midfield.
Had me lol'ing hard, what a legend, what a post.
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It's always gonna be classic when somebody accuses somebody of having a "technique like retard elephant" whilst typing like a retard elephant.
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gangsta flamingo said the ms13 are cuties 
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Cornholio wrote:They may take our health bars.
But they'll never take our freedom.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
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^^^ That post beats everything else, hands down 
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The-Reporter wrote:I blame Kyro.
He is not a football fan.. he IS football.
He decides what happens and that is the end. Football is not a game.. its a Kyro.
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Well that's my forum aspirations met.
I have no direction
I have no direction
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Jord wrote:Thanks to Jela, I now know that racism is bad.Sean wrote:Ben wrote:Jelavic18|RFC wrote:Racism is unacceptable.
Seriously?
Jela you're so pointless.
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Haha, that made my day yesterday.
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Jord is the funniest member on this forum
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dena wrote:Someone should expose Edinson to the underside of a book.
And then slap him across the face with it.
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Think this better suits this thread:
LiamB_30 wrote:Scott wrote:I don't think anyone will win the goldon boot tbh.
Please exaggerate....
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in " Fulham to erect statue of Micheal Jackson "
Cornholio wrote:Will this affect Fulham's youth policy?
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Plan D wrote:Surely these last 2 pages have got to be Hall of Shame on Luke's part. Absolute comedy fucking gold I tell ye'. Brilliant.
Fernando Torres' last 4 weeks as a Liverpool player, he was very very good. He seemed revitalised under new Manager Kenny Dalglish, he was working hard, playing with a smile on his face, he was scoring goals and was reminiscent of his old self. He then dropped a bombshell on us all and said he wanted to move to Chelsea, we were all pissed off about it as it was looking like he was his old self again, we all thought he wanted to be here, but he never, basically shit on us from a great height, packed his bags and off he went. We were all slightly on edge and Fernando was clearly back in form, so our first thought was, he's gunna' put a bucket load of goals in here. He should be expected to do so as he cost £50m.
Luis Suarez on the other hand, came to a different country, didn't speak the language, he is younger than Torres, was playing football in a different league, only 2 SENIOR first team member of the squad spoke the language Suarez spoke, was unproven in the league, HADN'T PLAYED FOR 10 GAMES DUE TO BEING BANNED.
So tell me this, how the HELL was Luis Suarez on form when he hadn't played competitive football since NOVEMBER? How WASN'T Fernando Torres '' on form '' when he moved to Chelsea? He'd played just a couple of weeks before in the same league for a different team, scored against Blackpool, had a great game against Everton, scored 2 against Wolves and set up the winner against Fulham which proved to be his last game?
But in your eyes (either extremely blue tinted ones, or just blind) Fernando Torres needed bedding in and Luis Suarez was the one '' on form ''.
Luke, please do tell me how you come to that conclusion?
You sir are either seeing Blue, or you're just thicker than pigshit. Take your pick matey.
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Two entries to the hall of fame 
That's quite a schooling from Dean there.
That's quite a schooling from Dean there.
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