Free playmaker points (serious)

Since I don't give a fuck about the point system on here, I'm giving away all my points. If you want them, give me a paragraph as to why you think you deserve them.

I will pick my favourite paragraph and get Mal/Royal to give you all my points. If I can't decide between 2 or 3, then they will be distributed evenly.

EDIT: If none of the paragraphs appeal to me, I shall be keeping my points for a while longer. Don't let this discourage you though, I AM looking to give them away.

Me because I was first to post!

Because I want a coloured rank.

I have asked many times in the Playmaker Points thread, but all of my many attempts have been ignored. I really could do with the points .

Because I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions, unless you give me the points.

I want all of your points so I can get a name change to Masood Ahmed. Without that name my profile on here is not complete.

I think I deserve them because I am by far the best SARPBC player on this forum and could beat any of you with my eyes closed.

As you have no-doubt already noticed, my profile is irrefutably a mundane affair. Aside from the obvious lack of spark in my profile, I believe I deserve the points because of my unmatched ability to create arguments out of the most tranquil of situations. A colored username will certainly add to the excitement caused by the majority of my posts, not that it isn't quite high already. It can also be agreed upon that my devotion to this forum is one not rivaled by anyone else's, considering how my greatest of secrets are often imparted upon the members of this fine community. I must also mention that since my life is going absolutely no-where, and solitude will be a stoic companion of mine in the future, it would be horrible for you not to bestow this gift of kindness upon my wind-swept visage.

I think Rolo deserves it for actually putting effort into it.

Because i need a custom rank...

SBSP wrote:I think Rolo deserves it for actually putting effort into it.

That's the exact reason why he shouldn't get it

I want a name change to Inbred Fails. if you make this happen i will love you forever.

Or Efe Sodje is a big black man

Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Tbh I should be flattered by the sheer amount of attention you give me on this forum.

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

If you give me them i will post a picture of myself that all you can rip the shit out of me forever from.

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

I didn't see RR post.

Chris wrote:If you give me them i will post a picture of myself that all you can rip the shit out of me forever from.

You're in the lead.

Scott wrote:

Chris wrote:If you give me them i will post a picture of myself that all you can rip the shit out of me forever from.

You're in the lead.

What?


I actually followed your instructions.

Roloman4 wrote:

Scott wrote:

Chris wrote:If you give me them i will post a picture of myself that all you can rip the shit out of me forever from.

You're in the lead.

What?


I actually followed your instructions.

I fell asleep halfway through.

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

You have a Baby Dick

I think you should give me them because my name is James and I live in a house located in west Hull. I have a ginger brother but luckily I have managed to avoid picking up his illness so far although many people such as Luke and Jela have been unlucky and caught it.
As for the forum I don't particularly care about the football part because most peoples opinions are shit... Infact, the forum is pretty shit altogether and i'm unsure why i'm still around. It is probably because I feel that I need to look after the young ones and stop them being lured in by Al the paedo. Apparently this forum is fine with paedophiles posting providing they talk about football and not share their experiences. All I say is look after your 15 year old daughters.

I also bought a packet of washproof plasters today

Can I have the points?

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

You have a Baby Dick

James wrote:I think you should give me them because my name is James and I live in a house located in west Hull. I have a ginger brother but luckily I have managed to avoid picking up his illness so far although many people such as Luke and Jela have been unlucky and caught it.
As for the forum I don't particularly care about the football part because most peoples opinions are shit... Infact, the forum is pretty shit altogether and i'm unsure why i'm still around. It is probably because I feel that I need to look after the young ones and stop them being lured in by Al the paedo. Apparently this forum is fine with paedophiles posting providing they talk about football and not share their experiences. All I say is look after your 15 year old daughters.

I also bought a packet of washproof plasters today

Can I have the points?

It's between Chris and James atm.

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

You have a Baby Dick

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

This is the kind of thing Al says.

"You shagging Al now?"

Fine Shagger wrote:

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

This is the kind of thing Al says.

"You shagging Al now?"

He isn't under 16.

Fine Shagger wrote:

Scott wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:Don't give a shit but thought I'd post to give you the attention you are seeking.

Dickrider.

This is the kind of thing Al says.

"You shagging Al now?"

More attention?

Once again, I'm flattered.