The tennis thread.

This'll be over in less than an hour.

Fuck me, what a service game to finish it as well.

Superb first set performance.

I think my jinxing isn't working because I don't care enough, don't favour either of these that much.

The main runway at Hethrow will be a quieter place than centre court if it's a Sharapova/Kvitova final

Oh yay.

Azarenka breaks.

menalawyerguy wrote:The main runway at Hethrow will be a quieter place than centre court if it's a Sharapova/Kvitova final

Azarenka is the one making the noise

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:The main runway at Hethrow will be a quieter place than centre court if it's a Sharapova/Kvitova final

Azarenka is the one making the noise

I'm not watching but I thought you guys said Kvitova was barking out there.

Anyway, pretty much all the women are noisy these days.

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:This'll be over in less than an hour.

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dena wrote:

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:This'll be over in less than an hour.

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If I ask her to show her minge, do you think she'll do it?

Sharapova is only 24.

Didn't think she was going to hold that.

menalawyerguy wrote:

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:The main runway at Hethrow will be a quieter place than centre court if it's a Sharapova/Kvitova final

Azarenka is the one making the noise

I'm not watching but I thought you guys said Kvitova was barking out there.

Anyway, pretty much all the women are noisy these days.

My bad, I'll clarify: Azarenka grunts (if you can call it that) everytime she hits the ball, much like Sharapova but when Kvitova hits a winner and says the Czech version of "come on" she kind of yelps and it sounds like a little dog barking.

Cam wrote:Sharapova is only 24.

How old did you think she was?

Go Azarenka.

kyro7 wrote:

Cam wrote:Sharapova is only 24.

How old did you think she was?

I think his point is that it seems like she's older. She's been around for a while. She won Wimbledon at 17.

menalawyerguy wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Cam wrote:Sharapova is only 24.

How old did you think she was?

I think his point is that it seems like she's older. She's been around for a while. She won Wimbledon at 17.

Really? I didn't know she won Wimbledon at 17, thanks for that new info.

Azarenka is cute

Vika is my homegirl, she RTs me on twitter all the time

Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

kyro7 wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Cam wrote:Sharapova is only 24.

How old did you think she was?

I think his point is that it seems like she's older. She's been around for a while. She won Wimbledon at 17.

Really? I didn't know she won Wimbledon at 17, thanks for that new info.

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

If they put asses in the seats like the men do, why shouldn't they?

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

Womens Tennis is quality.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

If they put asses in the seats like the men do, why shouldn't they?

In the earlier stages alot of seats were empty where the mens were full.

Also they bring in a fraction of the mens in tv audiences and thats a fact.

Chris wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

If they put asses in the seats like the men do, why shouldn't they?

In the earlier stages alot of seats were empty where the mens were full.

Also they bring in a fraction of the mens in tv audiences and thats a fact.

Really? I haven't seen the numbers. I was told they were comperable.

1-1, we're going the distance baby.

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

The men's is exactly the same. Pipe down.

Come on Vicky!!!

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

The men's is exactly the same. Pipe down.

The men's game is decidedly faster and quieter than the women's game. No contest.

menalawyerguy wrote:

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

Chris wrote:Fucked up noises and every other shot off balance and these bitches get paid 500k like them men? oh dear.

Im hatin

The men's is exactly the same. Pipe down.

The men's game is decidedly faster and quieter than the women's game. No contest.

Point is, plenty of men DO make "fucked up" noises, and plenty of women stay quiet. Plenty of men's matches are decided by whichever player sprays the most errors as well.