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    My first joke.

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    Post by Mason Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:00 am

    A little old lady was walking past Villa Park struggling with her shopping bags. Randy Lerner notices her and shouts out of the window..."Can you manage love?" she replies "Fuck off, I don't want the job".

    Be easy on me, it was my first joke. Razz
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    Post by dena Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:04 am

    I could tell. My first joke. 848922
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    Post by Mason Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:05 am

    dena wrote:I could tell. My first joke. 848922

    Cry

    I need some lessons of Pip. My first joke. 279869
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    Post by dena Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:07 am

    Na Pip is horrible, just tail Dan, he's awright. shifty



























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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:16 am

    I don't even get it...
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    Post by Mason Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:17 am

    James wrote:I don't even get it...

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    He's asking her if she can manage with her bags, but the lady thought he was saying "Do you want the job love?"

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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:24 am

    Oh.
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    Post by Ben Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:25 am

    You've never made a joke before?
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    Post by Mason Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:25 am

    Ben wrote:You've never made a joke before?

    I meant my first decent joke.. My first joke. 279869
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    Post by Ben Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:26 am

    But it wasn't decent. Razz
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    Post by Mason Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:27 am

    Ben wrote:But it wasn't decent. Razz

    Compared to my others ones it was decent. Razz
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:30 am

    That joke wasn't even yours.
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:47 am

    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.

    Shit got real.
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:55 am

    Mr Leiva wrote:
    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.

    Shit got real.

    My first joke. G600616996
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:50 am

    Arrow Doors that way
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    Post by Pippo Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:30 am

    dena wrote:Na Pip is horrible, just tail Dan, he's awright. My first joke. 279869


    My first joke. 279869



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    I only specialise in puns though. Dan's jokes are much more widespread.
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    Post by Mal Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:27 am

    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.
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    Post by Mason Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:28 am

    Mal wrote:
    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.

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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:13 am

    I Joke that I made a little while back,

    With Neil Lennon's birthday fast approaching,
    I have already got him my present.

    People at my school where dumb fucks, as the didn't know who Neil Lennon was and only know Messi, Rooney and C.Ronaldo.
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    Post by Pippo Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:19 am

    I have a joke with a score of 22 on Sickipedia.
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:31 am

    Dan wrote:
    Mr Leiva wrote:
    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.

    Shit got real.

    My first joke. G600616996

    Laughing
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:51 am

    Sol Campbell has asked Aston Villa to consider him as a signing. He likes the look of their Young, Bent partnership... Neutral
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:54 am

    Forest wrote:Sol Campbell has asked Aston Villa to consider him as a signing. He likes the look of their Young, Bent partnership... Neutral

    hehe
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    Post by CoVkId01 Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:02 am

    Mal wrote:
    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.

    tbf you could just change a couple of words round and it wouldn't come up.
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    Post by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:29 am

    Mal wrote:
    Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.

    The joke was done with Mike Ashley ages ago.
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