Be easy on me, it was my first joke.
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dena
Mason
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My first joke.
Mason-
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My first joke.
A little old lady was walking past Villa Park struggling with her shopping bags. Randy Lerner notices her and shouts out of the window..."Can you manage love?" she replies "Fuck off, I don't want the job".
Be easy on me, it was my first joke.
Be easy on me, it was my first joke.
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Re: My first joke.
I could tell.
Mason-
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Re: My first joke.
dena wrote:I could tell.
I need some lessons of Pip.
dena-
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Re: My first joke.
Na Pip is horrible, just tail Dan, he's awright.
Mason-
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Re: My first joke.
James wrote:I don't even get it...
He's asking her if she can manage with her bags, but the lady thought he was saying "Do you want the job love?"
Ben-
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Re: My first joke.
You've never made a joke before?
Mason-
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Re: My first joke.
Ben wrote:You've never made a joke before?
I meant my first decent joke..
Ben-
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Re: My first joke.
But it wasn't decent.
Mason-
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Re: My first joke.
Ben wrote:But it wasn't decent.
Compared to my others ones it was decent.
Guest- Guest
- Post n°14
Re: My first joke.
Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
Shit got real.
Pippo-
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- Post n°16
Re: My first joke.
dena wrote:Na Pip is horrible, just tail Dan, he's awright.
I only specialise in puns though. Dan's jokes are much more widespread.
Mal-
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Re: My first joke.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
Mason-
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Re: My first joke.
Mal wrote:http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
Guest- Guest
- Post n°19
Re: My first joke.
I Joke that I made a little while back,
With Neil Lennon's birthday fast approaching,
I have already got him my present.
People at my school where dumb fucks, as the didn't know who Neil Lennon was and only know Messi, Rooney and C.Ronaldo.
With Neil Lennon's birthday fast approaching,
I have already got him my present.
People at my school where dumb fucks, as the didn't know who Neil Lennon was and only know Messi, Rooney and C.Ronaldo.
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
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- Post n°20
Re: My first joke.
I have a joke with a score of 22 on Sickipedia.
Guest- Guest
- Post n°21
Re: My first joke.
Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
Shit got real.
Guest- Guest
- Post n°22
Re: My first joke.
Sol Campbell has asked Aston Villa to consider him as a signing. He likes the look of their Young, Bent partnership...
Guest- Guest
- Post n°23
Re: My first joke.
Forest wrote:Sol Campbell has asked Aston Villa to consider him as a signing. He likes the look of their Young, Bent partnership...
CoVkId01-
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Re: My first joke.
Mal wrote:http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
tbf you could just change a couple of words round and it wouldn't come up.
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Re: My first joke.
Mal wrote:http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB435&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=A+little+old+lady+was+walking+past+Villa+Park+struggling+with+her+shopping+bags.+Randy+Lerner+notices+her+and+shouts+out+of+the+window...%22Can+you+manage+love%3F%22+she+replies+%22Fuck+off%2C+I+don't+want+the+job%22.Dan wrote:That joke wasn't even yours.
The joke was done with Mike Ashley ages ago.