Turn Offs

polska. wrote:

Forest wrote:Has anyone said a girl squirting yet?


I reckon that'd make me jump if she spat her juice on my face

Ok.. but how is that a turn-off?

How is it a turn on?

I can't imagine having a womans bodily fluid squirted on me very pleasant.

Mal wrote:So if someone has a nice cold pint after work every day, he's an alcoholic?

Depends on your definition of an alcoholic.

If that's your routine everyday, and some more on the weekend then for me....yeah it is.

If they have one pint?

Forest wrote:Has anyone said a girl squirting yet?


I reckon that'd make me jump if she spat her juice on my face

I'd say it's more of a turn-on tbh. Shows you're doing something right.

Sean wrote:If they have one pint?

If they are dependent on that one pint then they are.

Dan wrote:

Forest wrote:Has anyone said a girl squirting yet?


I reckon that'd make me jump if she spat her juice on my face

I'd say it's more of a turn-on tbh. Shows you're doing something right.

Not really a fan of anyone pissing on my face, regardless of it's in pleasure.

Marvin wrote:

Dan wrote:

Forest wrote:Has anyone said a girl squirting yet?


I reckon that'd make me jump if she spat her juice on my face

I'd say it's more of a turn-on tbh. Shows you're doing something right.

Not really a fan of anyone pissing on my face, regardless of it's in pleasure.

Oh yeah, obviously, the face would be weird.


Is it piss? And does it actually exist?.

Dan wrote:

Marvin wrote:

Dan wrote:

Forest wrote:Has anyone said a girl squirting yet?


I reckon that'd make me jump if she spat her juice on my face

I'd say it's more of a turn-on tbh. Shows you're doing something right.

Not really a fan of anyone pissing on my face, regardless of it's in pleasure.

Oh yeah, obviously, the face would be weird.


Is it piss? And does it actually exist?.

Nah, it's not piss. It's like male sperm.

But still, it would feel like piss to me and would creep me out.

Meh, try everything once.

It's not piss, it's vaginal discharge.

I think it would be pretty cool

Sorry but unless I am licking her out and therefore asking for it that is a huge turn-off for me.

ricky//habana wrote:Sorry but unless I am licking her out and therefore asking for it that is a huge turn-off for me.

Well yeah, that's the point.

I dont think anyone meant a chick running up to you on the street and cumming on your face

Sean wrote:I dont think anyone meant a chick running up to you on the street and cumming on your face

I mean if she just sat on my chest and did it or something.

Squirting seems cool till you get squirted on in your face

No mas

I always watch porn when it gets to the 'money shot' and I'm like there is no way that chick can be enjoying that, i bet this is killing her.

What I've learned is this: a surprising amount of chicks like to have you blow their load on em (back, chest, stomach, etc) anywhere near the hoo ha is obviously very risky so that's a no go, and obviously only some would let you do it in their mouth, I mean... I can't blame em people who use porn as any basis for what goes on in a real sexual relationship need a quick slap (not saying you did that just saying)

First Gordon now you, this is a virtu Sex Ed class for me tonight.

Real sex ed classes are mostly terrible my school had one for like 2 weeks before parents found out and started calling everyone heathens

My principle was awesome during sex ed. (He was actually the teacher )

When muslim parents started complaining about the class, he told them to fuck off and modernize.

I missed sex ed by changing schools. First school did it after I left, second had already done it

But er.....if any girl asked me to load on them, piss/shit on their chest or w/e I'd be like

Piss\shit would be weird, Cumming would be alllllllright.

Piss and shit is OD

dena wrote:Piss and shit is OD

Overdrive or overdraft

dena wrote: people who use porn as any basis for what goes on in a real sexual relationship need a quick slap (not saying you did that just saying)

Agreed, but what I experienced is that some girls are influenced by porn as well.
Like one asked me if I wanted a rimjob

dena wrote:What I've learned is this: a surprising amount of chicks like to have you blow their load on em (back, chest, stomach, etc) anywhere near the hoo ha is obviously very risky so that's a no go, and obviously only some would let you do it in their mouth, I mean... I can't blame em people who use porn as any basis for what goes on in a real sexual relationship need a quick slap (not saying you did that just saying)

Don't know about NYC putas but girls from my part of London are dirty but not that dirty. That's speaking for the majority of them, few girls have some fucked up fantasies though

NZG wrote:

dena wrote:Piss and shit is OD

Overdrive or overdraft

overdoing it

Gegilworld93 wrote:

dena wrote: people who use porn as any basis for what goes on in a real sexual relationship need a quick slap (not saying you did that just saying)

Agreed, but what I experienced is that some girls are influenced by porn as well.
Like one asked me if I wanted a rimjob

You said yeah right?

Ricardo wrote:

dena wrote:What I've learned is this: a surprising amount of chicks like to have you blow their load on em (back, chest, stomach, etc) anywhere near the hoo ha is obviously very risky so that's a no go, and obviously only some would let you do it in their mouth, I mean... I can't blame em people who use porn as any basis for what goes on in a real sexual relationship need a quick slap (not saying you did that just saying)

Don't know about NYC putas but girls from my part of London are dirty but not that dirty. That's speaking for the majority of them, few girls have some fucked up fantasies though

They're some freaks up in here man, especially them bohemian girls. oo la la