The Concourse; Pies, Pints and Bets!

SBSP wrote:I swear you were 17 last birthday.

Shut up darling or I will have to slap you so super hard!

Now can I direct you to your seat?

Uncle John may i bet on soaps

Forest, your steward tried to slap me. Please do something about him.

SBSP wrote:Forest, your steward tried to slap me. Please do something about him.

Can I direct you to your seat sire, to stop this commotion?

Yes, sir. Please do. I almost missed the rest of the match.

SBSP wrote:Yes, sir. Please do. I almost missed the rest of the match.

Ok, right this way darling.

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t6445p330-u21-s-championships-spain-v-england


Your seat is row L, seat 22

Pip you have two jobs, get back to work

Burytilidie wrote:Pip you have two jobs, get back to work

I have many jobs, that why they call me The Narrator, similar to the one in Blood Brothers.

Pip wrote:

SBSP wrote:Yes please.

Ok then darling. Just go up here:

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t6445p240-u21-s-championships-spain-v-england


You sit on the 7th row on seat 28.

I see you're trying to confuse me. That's Carlo Ancelloti's seat.

Pip wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:Pip you have two jobs, get back to work

I have many jobs, that why they call me The Narrator, similar to the one in Blood Brothers.

but i will double your wage.

No Strongbow, Stowfords or Bulmers? What kind of dive is this

SBSP wrote:

Pip wrote:

SBSP wrote:Yes please.

Ok then darling. Just go up here:

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t6445p240-u21-s-championships-spain-v-england


You sit on the 7th row on seat 28.

I see you're trying to confuse me. That's Carlo Ancelloti's seat.

Oh sorry, yes. There was a person who looked just like you.

You are on row L, seat 26 though.

Burytilidie wrote:

Pip wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:Pip you have two jobs, get back to work

I have many jobs, that why they call me The Narrator, similar to the one in Blood Brothers.

but i will double your wage.

No thankyou darling.

The bar is shutting soon. Last chance to grab yourselves a drink, we close on the 60th minute of the game

Fuck it, I need another Tea please, then I'll finish cleaning, then clock off.

I'm afraid we're out of tea bags, duck.

Would you like a mug of hot water with 2 sugars instead?

Pip wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:

Pip wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:Pip you have two jobs, get back to work

I have many jobs, that why they call me The Narrator, similar to the one in Blood Brothers.

but i will double your wage.

No thankyou darling.

Forest wrote:I'm afraid we're out of tea bags, duck.

Would you like a mug of hot water with 2 sugars instead?

May i have a barman on the side

Forest wrote:I'm afraid we're out of tea bags, duck.

Would you like a mug of hot water with 2 sugars instead?

Hmm, make it a coffee.

Forest wrote:I'm afraid we're out of tea bags, duck.

Would you like a mug of hot water with 2 sugars instead?

Oh HI!!!

Can I have a beer please darling?

Too late now everyone. The bar is closed, except for Pip, as he is staff. Pip, sort these out and take them to their seats while I pour you a pint.

Anyone want directing to their seats?

I snuck in, find me now bitch

Best clean the mess SB left in the gents.

Sorry guys, I thought I could handle the pie and chips, but the second Irn Bru was a bit too far.

Thiago's not going to score.

TheMooseHunter wrote:Thaigo's not going to score.

"Thaigo" isn't playing.

And everyone loses their bets.