What would you like today, sir?
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The Zlatan
Jess
Sean
Uncle John from Jamaica
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Ali's Turkish Kebab Shop
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You to get back to your own fucking country.
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Dan wrote:You to get back to your own fucking country.
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Abrakebabra was here first, you can expect to compete when it has a name like that!
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This is a joke thread btw. 
Sean-
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Just stick a hot piece of metal up my sphincter please, thats the feeling I'll get in the morning anwyay
Jess-
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Location : Surrey
I'm half Turkish so can I get discount? 
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Jess wrote:I'm half Turkish so can I get discount?
Which half?.
Sorry..
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Jess wrote:I'm half Turkish so can I get discount?
Nope, but Mehmet is happy to take you round the back and show you his meat rod.
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*Puts on Greasy Turkish ego*Jess wrote:I'm half Turkish so can I get discount?
Of course, my elegant lady.
Wow thats creepy.
Jess-
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Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Jess wrote:I'm half Turkish so can I get discount?
Nope, but Mehmet is happy to take you round the back and show you his met rod.
I'm not that Turkish.
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Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Jess wrote:I'm half Turkish so can I get discount?
Nope, but Mehmet is happy to take you round the back and show you his meat rod.
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Not Turkish enough for a discount I take it.Jess wrote:Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Jess wrote:I'm half Turkish so can I get discount?
Nope, but Mehmet is happy to take you round the back and show you his met rod.
I'm not that Turkish.
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Turkish delight. 
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Turkish Turkey Twizzlers.Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Turkish delight.
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Donner Kebab please. Shit loads of mint mayo and lemon juice for the flavour, no salad, and a side order of fries.
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Forest wrote:Donner Kebab please. Shit loads of mint mayo and lemon juice for the flavour, no salad, and a side order of fries.
I feel sorry for anyone who has to use your bathroom in the next week!
The Zlatan-
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Can I have my land back please?
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*Piles lots of shit from two months ago into concoction*Forest wrote:Donner Kebab please. Shit loads of mint mayo and lemon juice for the flavour, no salad, and a side order of fries.
There go sir, but we run outta mayo!
luke.-
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Location : Belfast
com on den rudeboi I'll ave a donna kebab bludd
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I said no salad ygm?
I'm going Maccy D's instead
I'm going Maccy D's instead
Gegilworld93-
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Age : 31
Location : Winterthur, Switzerland
Supports : Arsenal FC, FC Winterthur
Cus lan orospu sucuk!
Anana sikeyim!!!
I'll have lahmacum please
Anana sikeyim!!!
I'll have lahmacum please
ShakerMatty-
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Location : Mancunian way
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Give me a shish kebab with lots of mayo and lettuce and a can of coke
Lux-
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Age : 32
Location : North West London
Supports : Watford FC
English kebabs are 100% guaranteed to make me sick, because the only time I'm ever stupid enough to buy one I'm pissed 
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Sorry boys, Ali's Turkish Kebab shop is closed as Ali has been sent back to his native Turkey after problems wit his VISA.
