The Dripping Lollipop Club: 16-18 Year Olds Only!

Royal wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Ben wrote:Liverpool, you're 15, get out.

There's no 14-16 thread.

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t6426-tiddlywinks-under-16s-club

Barman, get me a fanta...it's been a rough day.

The club is closed on Sundays so will you all get the fuck out!

Liverpool wrote:

Royal wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Ben wrote:Liverpool, you're 15, get out.

There's no 14-16 thread.

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t6426-tiddlywinks-under-16s-club

Ah need t' see some o'ID if yer to come in 'ere lad.

There ya' ga' my ald' cock.

Good day gents, I bring ID.

Jordi wrote:Good day gents, I bring ID.

Jordi wrote:Good day gents, I bring ID.

ID: Sperm

It is quite clearly me, are you blind sir?

You poor thing, you're missing two arms.

Liverpool wrote:

There ya' ga' my ald' cock.

Sorry mate, ah don't 'ave microscopic vision. Nah bugger orf.

Are you open for the ENGERLANDDDDDDDDDD game?

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

There ya' ga' my ald' cock.

Sorry mate, ah don't 'ave microscopic vision. Nah bugger orf.

Ahh Pip ya' old twa.



Is that beta'?

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

There ya' ga' my ald' cock.

Sorry mate, ah don't 'ave microscopic vision. Nah bugger orf.

Ahh Pip ya' old twa.



Is that beta'?

Owright then Mr Schmidt, yer can cum in tommora. Yer not on aar barred list.

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

There ya' ga' my ald' cock.

Sorry mate, ah don't 'ave microscopic vision. Nah bugger orf.

Ahh Pip ya' old twa.



Is that beta'?

Owright then Mr Schmidt, yer can cum in tommora. Yer not on aar barred list.

Can I come in tonight? *Punches Pip to the ground and runs in*.

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

There ya' ga' my ald' cock.

Sorry mate, ah don't 'ave microscopic vision. Nah bugger orf.

Ahh Pip ya' old twa.



Is that beta'?

Owright then Mr Schmidt, yer can cum in tommora. Yer not on aar barred list.

Can I come in tonight? *Punches Pip to the ground and runs in*.

Roight, git aat, yer barred. Wer shut today anyhow. Al pass yer name to the boss.

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:

Sorry mate, ah don't 'ave microscopic vision. Nah bugger orf.

Ahh Pip ya' old twa.



Is that beta'?

Owright then Mr Schmidt, yer can cum in tommora. Yer not on aar barred list.

Can I come in tonight? *Punches Pip to the ground and runs in*.

Roight, git aat, yer barred. Wer shut today anyhow. Al pass yer name to the boss.

Is the bar open?

luke. wrote:Are you open for the ENGERLANDDDDDDDDDD game?

Only until 10, this is a Multi Functional club after all



Pip, start letting people in and keep the young'uns out.


I'll get some tunes going to pump us up for the game

Wut about Mr Schmidt boss? His just bust me nose, the cunt.

Boot 'im in the bollocks and man up about your nose or ya' fired!

Sup.

I'll have some lager Pip, put it on my bill. Ta.

Pilkz wrote:Sup.

Sorry mate, gunna 'af ter see yer o'ID. Basic procedure mate or else al git the sack.

Pip wrote:

Pilkz wrote:Sup.

Sorry mate, gunna 'af ter see yer o'ID. Basic procedure mate or else al git the sack.

Pip is the bouncer you crazy fool! Get out anyway, you're 15. And you Pilkz, you aren't 16 until July if I remember correctly. Same day as Jordi infact.

Liverpool wrote:I'll have some lager Pip, put it on my bill. Ta.

Roight, gerrout! Lets take it outsoide!

Ah, na, you see. Pip approved me 'gaffa.

Forest wrote:Pip is the bouncer you crazy fool! Get out anyway, you're 15. And you Pilkz, you aren't 16 until July if I remember correctly. Same day as Jordi infact.

Actually i'm 78.

Liverpool wrote:Ah, na, you see. Pip approved me 'gaffa.

Yer can stop givin me boss foreign waffle or al shut yer up.

Pip wrote:

Liverpool wrote:I'll have some lager Pip, put it on my bill. Ta.

Roight, gerrout! Lets take it outsoide!

Ah okay then mateee.