The Dripping Lollipop Club: 16-18 Year Olds Only!

Forest you should ask Mal or Royal if it's possible to have a song play when you enter a thread, and every like 5 minutes a new person gets to pick the song

I think you'll find i'm here legally you cunts

Jess wrote:

Sean wrote:Can we have an Indie night some night, I can do DJ for that

Fuck off, I am also a perfectly good indie DJ too .

May I sign your babylons?

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Jess wrote:

Sean wrote:Can we have an Indie night some night, I can do DJ for that

Fuck off, I am also a perfectly good indie DJ too .

May I sign your babylons?

No.

He didnt say what he was gonna sign it it

Oi, Pip, keep your kids in here. Don't want them cluttering the Bar.


Uncle J is allowed. Jess is by pub-law as well.

Pub Law being she has a snatch?

luke. wrote:

Forest wrote:

Sean wrote:Can we have an Indie night some night, I can do DJ for that

We sure can. I was going to make Indie night be our first themed night on Tuesday, and we'll get to post our own songs so a DJ isn't needed

FOREST! Are you available for comment on the reports that the club is under investigation from the FBI following claims that under-age people are attending the club's events?

Good evening. Unfortunately, we have had under aged members participate in the club tonight. They've used ID which has been fake, and our bouncer has denied them, but they've came in such numbers that he has struggled on his own. I am partly to blame for this, I never expected such overwhelming support for the club, especially on opening night. I will be hiring a new bouncer with power, he will be unveiled tomorrow. The FBI story is all rumours, don't believe any of it lad. Once again, i'm very sorry for tonights underage members' behaviour.

P.S

Anyone want 2 strippers at once?

Quote this reference: DHSIGNDYSJWK


First quoted reference wins*

Must be 16/17/18 and has finished compulsory education

Sean wrote:Pub Law being she has a snatch?

No. That's fucking disgusting, you sexist cunt.


Nah, as soon as a female develops breasts, they're allowed to be served. I assume Jess does, not that I been looking or nothing..

DHSIGNDYSJWK

Jess wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Jess wrote:

Sean wrote:Can we have an Indie night some night, I can do DJ for that

Fuck off, I am also a perfectly good indie DJ too .

May I sign your babylons?

No.

Wounded.

Do I win?

Dan wrote:Oi, Pip, keep your kids in here. Don't want them cluttering the Bar.


Uncle J is allowed. Jess is by pub-law as well.

And I. I am 18 also.

Sean wrote:Forest you should ask Mal or Royal if it's possible to have a song play when you enter a thread, and every like 5 minutes a new person gets to pick the song

Good idea, i'll PM this quote. Would be good if they can do it

The Miz wrote:DHSIGNDYSJWK

Reference denied.


I'm afraid you are over the age limit. You belong in the bar. Ask Dan if there are any offers for you older lot in there.

Forest wrote:

luke. wrote:

Forest wrote:

Sean wrote:Can we have an Indie night some night, I can do DJ for that

We sure can. I was going to make Indie night be our first themed night on Tuesday, and we'll get to post our own songs so a DJ isn't needed

FOREST! Are you available for comment on the reports that the club is under investigation from the FBI following claims that under-age people are attending the club's events?

Good evening. Unfortunately, we have had under aged members participate in the club tonight. They've used ID which has been fake, and our bouncer has denied them, but they've came in such numbers that he has struggled on his own. I am partly to blame for this, I never expected such overwhelming support for the club, especially on opening night. I will be hiring a new bouncer with power, he will be unveiled tomorrow. The FBI story is all rumours, don't believe any of it lad. Once again, i'm very sorry for tonights underage members' behaviour.

P.S

Anyone want 2 strippers at once?

Quote this reference: DHSIGNDYSJWK


First quoted reference wins*

Must be 16/17/18 and has finished compulsory education

DHSIGNDYSJWK

Forest wrote:

The Miz wrote:DHSIGNDYSJWK

Reference denied.


I'm afraid you are over the age limit. You belong in the bar. Ask Dan if there are any offers for you older lot in there.

I'll leave if you let Jela in here so he stays out of the bar

Jela does not belong in here.

Rules are rules.

DHSIGNDYSJWK

The Miz wrote:

Forest wrote:

The Miz wrote:DHSIGNDYSJWK

Reference denied.


I'm afraid you are over the age limit. You belong in the bar. Ask Dan if there are any offers for you older lot in there.

I'll leave if you let Jela in here so he stays out of the bar

I'm afraid not. Jela is too young for our club also

ugh perfect song

I am talking through the window actually

Luke, reference denied. From September, you can have strippers, but for now, you can only enjoy the clubs other services.



Congratulations Sean, please fill out 2 application forms for your strippers

Dan wrote:

Sean wrote:Pub Law being she has a snatch?

No. That's fucking disgusting, you sexist cunt.


Nah, as soon as a female develops breasts, they're allowed to be served. I assume Jess does, not that I been looking or nothing..

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Jess wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Jess wrote:

Sean wrote:Can we have an Indie night some night, I can do DJ for that

Fuck off, I am also a perfectly good indie DJ too .

May I sign your babylons?

No.

Wounded.

Forest wrote:Luke, reference denied. From September, you can have strippers, but for now, you can only enjoy the clubs other services.



Congratulations Sean, please fill out 2 application forms for your strippers

FUCK MY LIFE.

*gets in Tardis and skips to September*

New night suggestion- topless Tuesday's! Maybe with a foam party, after all there is no better way to spend a Tuesday than attempting to catch herpes.

* Male Yes/
* Female Yes/
* Tranny Yes/

* White Yes/
* Black /No

* Under No
* 18-30 Yes/No
* MILF No
* GILF No

* Tits Out Yes
* Underwear On No

* Male No
* Female Yes
* Tranny /No

* White Yes/
* Black /No

* Under 18 /No
* 18-30 Yes
* MILF /No
* GILF /No

* Tits Out Yes
* Underwear On /No

I'm a yes to all of them Sean, easy me.

Topless Tuesdays idea accepted!


Theme Night is now on Monday. Sunday is our only day without an event now.