The drunk chat thread

Alright, you're drunk and you need somewhere to speak your mind. This is the place for drunk people.

If you ask, yes, I'm pretty drunk at the moment, friday bar at the university and the guys and I had too much beer and Cola/Jack D.

General rules of this thread
- Don't post sober
- Follow the other rules of the forum

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I'm joking but maybe another day

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Thuda wrote:Alright, you're drunk and you need somewhere to speak your mind. This is the place for drunk people.

If you ask, yes, I'm pretty drunk at the moment, friday bar at the university and the guys and I had too much beer and Cola/Jack D.

General rules of this thread
- Don't post sober
- Follow the other rules of the forum

You're not drunk, your post is too organized.

Bolded text whilst drunk. That's pushing it.

I'm tipsy/drunk 80% of the time after 6pm the other 20% of the time I'm getting drunk.

I go through a box of stella nearly every day.

I'm not hammered but i've had a few while trying to play Fifa... I dunno why but the game just feels... SHIT

My job is to get people drunk...is that close enough? I had a sneaky Bud behind the bar tonight

Had a bit too much to drink.

But even when I'm drunk, I'm in control of my self, kind of.

Bendtner sucks.

s to the t to the eaming

your all dicks

sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

TevezIsOverrated wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

Don't lie.

TevezIsOverrated wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

Well said.

TevezIsOverrated wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

Exactly, i wouldn't even be able to sit at my computer and type when im really drunk.

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Dan wrote:dhjvbrelankvjfv mhyujnmc\kslcm,

Plastered.

JMB_94 wrote:

TevezIsOverrated wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

Exactly, i wouldn't even be able to sit at my computer and type when im really drunk.

it's easy....

I have regreted leaving facebook open many a time when i've went out for a night out.

TheRangersFan wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:

TevezIsOverrated wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

Exactly, i wouldn't even be able to sit at my computer and type when im really drunk.

it's easy....

I have regreted leaving facebook open many a time when i've went out for a night out.

Now that brings back funny moments and me being punched square in the jaw by an angry boyfriend the following day despite having no recollection of the events of the day passed.

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

TheRangersFan wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:

TevezIsOverrated wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:sdohegohwreogbwrgwegwegwebwfgnwrbfxjxfgfxgjdf your all fucking cunts, my dad beat me and touched my pennis alot when i was a child.

Thats what i'd do if i was drunk but im actually not, im just pretending probably like the rest of you.

If I was pissed right now, I'd be doing something more interesting than posting on a forum tbh.

Exactly, i wouldn't even be able to sit at my computer and type when im really drunk.

it's easy....

I have regreted leaving facebook open many a time when i've went out for a night out.

Now that brings back funny moments and me being punched square in the jaw by an angry boyfriend the following day despite having no recollection of the events of the day passed.

You wanna re-phrase that?.

Polska..

We always knew you swam upstream

Angry boyfriend of some poor girl I was harassing on the interwebz while drunk. Better?

No getting out of it now, we know the truth.

(polskaGOLA) wrote:Angry boyfriend of some poor girl I was harassing on the interwebz while drunk. Better?

Creepy stalker?

So what do we chat about?

Nothing since no-one in this thread is actually drunk.

Jord wrote:Nothing since no-one in this thread is actually drunk.

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Jord wrote:Nothing since no-one in this thread is actually drunk.

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