Show on BBC THREE. Never watched it before, didn't seem like my thing but some of the jokes are some of the best I've ever heard.
The two examples:
Triad member pulls knife on hostage.
Hostage: How much did you pay for that?
Triad: 8 pounds
H: I could have got you that for a fiver.
T: 8 is still a good price
H: I'm just saying if you want knives come to me. Do you want a hedge trimmer?
T: SHUT UP! *Punches hostage in the jaw*
H: Charming!
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Man gives friend a gun and says it's not loaded. Friend plays with gun and shoots himself in the stomach. They argue for a bit.
F: You said it weren't fucking loaded!
M:Alright! We all make mistakes. Look at you, you shot yourself.
:rolf:
The two examples:
Triad member pulls knife on hostage.
Hostage: How much did you pay for that?
Triad: 8 pounds
H: I could have got you that for a fiver.
T: 8 is still a good price
H: I'm just saying if you want knives come to me. Do you want a hedge trimmer?
T: SHUT UP! *Punches hostage in the jaw*
H: Charming!
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Man gives friend a gun and says it's not loaded. Friend plays with gun and shoots himself in the stomach. They argue for a bit.
F: You said it weren't fucking loaded!
M:Alright! We all make mistakes. Look at you, you shot yourself.
:rolf:
