we're going to die on saturday

Do you reckon they'll be gutted when nothing happens?

Seems weird to be gutted that you're not dead.

Zzonked wrote:Do you reckon they'll be gutted when nothing happens?

Seems weird to be gutted that you're not dead.

They don't even believe it themselves probably.

I read on twitter its been cancelled...


Seriously though, what if the world does end...

I'll make sure I give my mum a hug in morning now.. Just incase.

The worlds end has been cancelled

It's the end of the world as we know it...


and I feel fine.

Someone's pissed that the world record attendance for a handball match will be broken.

Kris wrote:Someone's pissed that the world record attendance for a handball match will be broken.

what is the record now?

Four.

Fine, and a half.

I wasn't asking how many more years it will take Celtic to win a trophy.

ahlycotc wrote:I wasn't asking how many more years it will take Celtic to win a trophy.

Actually that might be tomorrow.

ahlycotc wrote:

Kris wrote:Someone's pissed that the world record attendance for a handball match will be broken.

what is the record now?

30K-ish, as far as I've read. 36K are expected to take place in Parken for the Danish championship final match between AG København and Bjerringbro/Silkeborg

It's been cancelled?

Kris wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

Kris wrote:Someone's pissed that the world record attendance for a handball match will be broken.

what is the record now?

30K-ish, as far as I've read. 36K are expected to take place in Parken for the Danish championship final match between AG København and Bjerringbro/Silkeborg

I think attendances for Egyptian handball have reached 20k+ for important matches.

So, who wants to explain the chances of an Earthquake happening in unison all over the world?

I love it when this (no offence if anyone is religious, none intented my opinion only) shit happens. I personally think the bible was just a normal story but escalated into a 2000 year old game of chinese whispers? Walking on water? He was clearly floating in the dead sea.

ahlycotc wrote:

Kris wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

Kris wrote:Someone's pissed that the world record attendance for a handball match will be broken.

what is the record now?

30K-ish, as far as I've read. 36K are expected to take place in Parken for the Danish championship final match between AG København and Bjerringbro/Silkeborg

I think attendances for Egyptian handball have reached 20k+ for important matches.

That's some good attendance figures, rivalling even Germany.
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And about the earthquake, I believe that the chances are something in this direction:


And if any religious nutjob says "but it says so in the bible, which is infailable - the world will end today", just send this back at them: (Or alternately ask them where in the bible it's written, I guess that would be mroe respectful, but if you have to piss someone off, look below)




Proof that the bible isn't infailable:
The bible says that the relation between the diameter and the circumreference in a circle is 3.

The relations is actually pi, which is equal to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 =/= 3.

The bible isn't infailable.

good stuff Kris

I died.

Crazy Christians take another L, going to be interesting fucking with the street preachers in Manhattan today

crump wrote:So, who wants to explain the chances of an Earthquake happening in unison all over the world?

I love it when this (no offence if anyone is religious, none intented my opinion only) shit happens. I personally think the bible was just a normal story but escalated into a 2000 year old game of chinese whispers? Walking on water? He was clearly floating in the dead sea.

The Pole shifting hypothesis could explain Earthquakes in unison all over the world. One of the major theories/concepts of what the Mayans are really predicting in 2012.

Also never thought of that.

dena wrote:

I was 2 months old.

I bet he was talking California time, so we still have a long way to go.

Hang on, did anyone ever watch this docu/film thing on Sky1 a couple of years back and it was a film thing of what would happen if the pole thing shifted, it was like a film.

crump wrote:Hang on, did anyone ever watch this docu/film thing on Sky1 a couple of years back and it was a film thing of what would happen if the pole thing shifted, it was like a film.

Yah I did, it was a docu-film.

I believe it is possible, but I doubt it's gonna happen in 2012.

im pretty sure he changed it from "6pm wherever you are" to "6pm US time". cos everyone knows god goes by american timing

polska. wrote:

crump wrote:Hang on, did anyone ever watch this docu/film thing on Sky1 a couple of years back and it was a film thing of what would happen if the pole thing shifted, it was like a film.

Yah I did, it was a docu-film.

I believe it is possible, but I doubt it's gonna happen in 2012.

In terms of the pole-reversal, no-one knows what it would do, but species on Earth certainly survived previous reversals.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Dan wrote:LOL, why does religion have all the nutjobs?

I can think of a few atheist nutters

People like this preach what they interpret from religious scripture. It's not about whether there are more or less atheist nutters than religious ones, it's that there is no scientific evidence to support these claims.

It better happen, I got nothing left to live for as my world has ended anyway..

Don't know about everyone else but ... well I'm still here.

*waits for unfortunately*