Things that wind you up

Lately, Pip.

Knowing someone who is alright when you're own your own with them, and a twat with mates. Seriously, pull it together.
People hating on mainstream music, then loving it in a nightclub. Mock-indie wankers.
BFMV,ETF,MCR. If you know what these stand for, they've probably ruined your eardrums with screaming by now.
Not being paid til after I need the money.
The government being cunts about student support. Do they WANT a generation of dole-bums?
British weather in summer.
British weather in winter.
The F1 calendar taking random 3-4 week breaks.
England being shit, just when they start to look good.
Replace england with Liverpool.
Any "The only way is essex"/Four weddings/Big Brother/Jersey shore type show. Meanwhile the good stuff is canned. 'The Fuck?
Shit games costing £45-50 quid.
"Banter"-no, you're acting a twat, everyone can see it.

Girls that think they're clever and become self conscious when you take a while to reply to their texts because you're actually busy, so pathetically, they try and do the same to you but clearly pretend to be busy.

Danny doing the neu smiley everytime

SBSP wrote:Lately, Pip.

Still this?

People on here who post "inb4lock" in shit threads on here. It's quite sad to be honest.
Anjem choudary and Muslims against Crusaders. If you want an Islamic state, go to Saudi Arabia.
The greed in the premier league
The England national team. Italian manager who can barely speak English with a squad of players who aren't playing for the shirt.
Man United fans in Cheltenham who question why I don't support a "good team".
The site of the 3 half way line blocks at wembley which are always empty for the start of the 1st and second half

Pip wrote:

SBSP wrote:Lately, Pip.

Still this?

That was a while ago. Not anymore.

Pip

Lately it's those footballer/soldier wage comparisons that are always on facebook.

26 year old footballer celebrates his £250,000 a week pay deal sipping pink champagne in a hot pool in Dubai. Over in Afghanistan a 24 year old soldier is sipping warm water for not much more than £250 a week in a hostile country surrounded by people who want to kill him... If you think this is an absolute joke re-post this to your status. HELP FOR HEROES

I mean I support the army and I'm grateful for what they're doing but these people are missing the point imo. The government don't fund footballers' wages (however well-paid they are) so it's an unfair comparison. If the public want the army to be paid more they have to be prepared to foot the bill.
Does anyone have any opinion on this?

If the army got paid a lot then everyone would join.

Really....it's not an easy job but relatively speaking it's not the hardest job to sign up for......in comparison to football where it's extremely hard to be professional....yet alone £250k p/w

I hate that too.

Pretty much made all my IT class think I'm a cunt because they were all saying it's unfair, I stood up and said that's bullshit and went on a rant.

Lux wrote:If the army got paid a lot then everyone would join.

Really....it's not an easy job but relatively speaking it's not the hardest job to sign up for......in comparison to football where it's extremely hard to be professional....yet alone £250k p/w

Depends what part you want to join

Police officers when driving.

'You can't go more than 50 on this road, but we can do 90 to catch this criminal'.

They're as bad as the criminal they are chasing tbh.

Are you serious Pip?

People on the bus who feel the need to make as much noise as possible. Like people playing their music out loud on their phone or iPod, and people talking to each or on their phones really loudly. It's like they genuinely aren't aware that other people are around them.

I just encounted two people play fighting with each other, two people that looked about my age, or slightly older.

Seriously, just piss off you inconsiderate assholes.

School.

luke. wrote:Are you serious Pip?

Driving wise, then yes.

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:School.

Lol at you.

MickStupp wrote:Lately it's those footballer/soldier wage comparisons that are always on facebook.

26 year old footballer celebrates his £250,000 a week pay deal sipping pink champagne in a hot pool in Dubai. Over in Afghanistan a 24 year old soldier is sipping warm water for not much more than £250 a week in a hostile country surrounded by people who want to kill him... If you think this is an absolute joke re-post this to your status. HELP FOR HEROES

I mean I support the army and I'm grateful for what they're doing but these people are missing the point imo. The government don't fund footballers' wages (however well-paid they are) so it's an unfair comparison. If the public want the army to be paid more they have to be prepared to foot the bill.
Does anyone have any opinion on this?

I hate that. Found this on one of my friend's FB profile"

Two planes landed in England yesterday, One brought back a group of overpaid, under achieving footballers, the other brought back 7 coffins each with union jack draped over them. Footballers play for our country, Soldiers FIGHT for our country. Footballers give 90 minutes, Soldiers give their lives. I know who I respect more. R.I.P boys, you are never forgotten! post this to show your respect

Give me a break.

Couples who write on each others walls constantly how much they love each other etc. Just tell them to their face ffs

Trolls.

You hate yourself? Damn

Just Kidding, see the irony? i'm trolling you

I see what you did there.

Radford11 wrote:You hate yourself? Damn

Just Kidding, see the irony? i'm trolling you

You fucking ahhhhhhhhh














lol

People who complain about problems they know the solution to, and are perfectly capable of solving (or getting help to solving). They should shut the fuck up and grow a pair.

Everything.

People from the same country as you on holiday. Fuck off, I don't want to be friends with you, I don't care that you live in England, you smell.

The concept of Penn And Tellers Fool Us.

I could quite easily go on there, do a trick, they correctly guess how I did it, I deny it, I go through.

It's entertaining though.

Pip wrote:The concept of Penn And Tellers Fool Us.

I could quite easily go on there, do a trick, they correctly guess how I did it, I deny it, I go through.

It's entertaining though.

They have to prove how they did it backstage.

Dan wrote:People from the same country as you on holiday. Fuck off, I don't want to be friends with you, I don't care that you live in England, you smell.

People begging to talk to you and wanting to learn/talk about England even though I go to Greece to get away from it I don't go up to them to discuss the economy. :ShakingMyHead: