Things that wind you up

People who say I was like. E.g. I was in my car and I was about to crash and I was like "Noo, move out of the way".

Ignorant hooligans who think they are better than they actually are.

People who say posh people as snobs.

Chavs

People who ejaculate over the Premier League. Yes, it's not bad but for me, I'd prefer watching the Serbian League or any other lesser known league.

AD_LFC wrote:I'm 5'7. How the fuck did you become so tall?

Top man..

Dan wrote:People that say like after every like word, you know what I mean like. Fucking pisses me off. Had a mate that did that, stopped talking to him.

People who have no idea about football trying to get involved in a proper football conversation.

Kuled..

ITV Sport.

People who, after saying you're not drinking when your going out, keep asking you why and asking if you want a pint.

My girlfriend asking saying 'Are you awake?' when she can't sleep. She knows perfectly well that I was sleeping and only woke me up because she can't sleep. Can I sleep after she's done it? No.

People who complain about not being able to sleep - complaining about it won't fucking help you, will it!

People who ask me why I wash my hands so often - I've got an OCD now fuck off.

People who ask me 'if I've got a lighter?' - You're the smoker, you fucking use yours.

Any girl that's taller than me - and I'm only 5"7..

When the girl behind you gets served at the bar before you, despite the fact you were there 10 minutes before. - If I was a slag, had breasts and a vagina the size of the Grand Canyon, I bet I'd have been served before that bitch.

Guys with two earrings.

Facebook groups - No, I don't want to join 'I Want To Have Sex On A Grand Piano', quite frankly I'll do it anywhere.

And anyone that quotes Family Guy to me - really Grinds my Gears..



As you can see, I've developed quite an anger recently..

I've got that too! So does Stevie G

and for the second bolded point...

The TV makes you look taller on the field so don't worry about it too much.

Dan wrote:

AD_LFC wrote:I'm 5'7. How the fuck did you become so tall?

Top man..

I'm 6 foot.

Red lights, traffic, anything that slows me down when I need to get some where in a hurry on the road.

Being 183 cm tall (that's about 6 ft, right?). The one with the really tall girls very rarely happens to me.

but what winds me up:

- People always saying iPod when they mean MP3 player. An iPod is a product, an MP3-player is a piece of hardware. It's not rocket science. I don't say "it's not a laptop, it's an HP". I don't mind if they do it on TV, if they're paid to do it.

- Hot girls saying that they're ugly

- Ugly girls claiming to be hot

(of those two about girls, the first winds me up the less)

- All those retarded "like to see" groups on facebook. I won't like it unless I know what it is.

- Traffic jams

- People who dive all the time (they were so fucking annoying when I played sunday league (where i was on the RB) - yea, you're a fast winger, but it looks like i'm stronger and faster than you, deal with it you pussy).

- People placing themselves in the centre of the cycling road, blocking it and driving 15-20 km/h . Get the fuck out of my way, I prefer driving 30-35 km/h and I should be allowed to. If you hold right, there's plenty or room for me to drive past you.

- The hypocricy in pro cycling. Not joining that sport. Maybe I would have if I had double nationality, but I don't...

There's more, but can't remember it

AnfieldG8 wrote:

Dan wrote:People that say like after every like word, you know what I mean like. Fucking pisses me off. Had a mate that did that, stopped talking to him.

People who have no idea about football trying to get involved in a proper football conversation.

Kuled..

ITV Sport.

People who, after saying you're not drinking when your going out, keep asking you why and asking if you want a pint.

My girlfriend asking saying 'Are you awake?' when she can't sleep. She knows perfectly well that I was sleeping and only woke me up because she can't sleep. Can I sleep after she's done it? No.

People who complain about not being able to sleep - complaining about it won't fucking help you, will it!

People who ask me why I wash my hands so often - I've got an OCD now fuck off.

People who ask me 'if I've got a lighter?' - You're the smoker, you fucking use yours.

Any girl that's taller than me - and I'm only 5"7..

When the girl behind you gets served at the bar before you, despite the fact you were there 10 minutes before. - If I was a slag, had breasts and a vagina the size of the Grand Canyon, I bet I'd have been served before that bitch.

Guys with two earrings.

Facebook groups - No, I don't want to join 'I Want To Have Sex On A Grand Piano', quite frankly I'll do it anywhere.

And anyone that quotes Family Guy to me - really Grinds my Gears..



As you can see, I've developed quite an anger recently..

I've got that too! So does Stevie G

and for the second bolded point...

The TV makes you look taller on the field so don't worry about it too much.

Does he? Didn't know that.

Things that wind me up? Hmmm...i have qutie a few things, not gonna say all of em though.

Lets see....

- People who are arrogent, cocky, ignorent, and hypocrites.

- Obssesive wannabes.

- Faggot, gay, whinny Justin Biber look-a-likes.

- Chavs.

- People who think pointless and stupid tattoos makes them look cool and bad ass.

- Stupid, spolit and stuck up girls.

- Ugly girls who think there hot.

- Annoying TV adverts.

- Smart arses who think there funny.

- Annoying pricks who think there funny.

- Deuluded, Idiotic Man United supporters.

- Ipswich losing to Norwich City

- Two And A Half Men (Crappy sitcom that everybody likes, even though its not funny at all).

- When they talk about cricket or rugby on SSN.

- ITV Sport (Especailly after the England v USA incident). Still havn't recovred from my rage after missing Steven Gerrard's goal.

- Crappy pop songs that everybody tends to like.

- Traffic when im late to get to somewere.

- People who are obsessed and addicted to facebook.


I could go on forever, might put some more down later if i can think of some.

Does he? Didn't know that.

Yeah he does.

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard's mild OCD was revealed by wife Alex Curran, who says her hubby washes his hands over and over again.



She said: "He's got this thing about washing his hands. He washes them - I'm not joking - 15 times a day."

Cunts that nearly break your ankle and laugh about it.

Rooney
Fergie
Drogba
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso
Seb Vettel
Tottenham
Stoke
Blackburn
Sam Allardyce

Also:

People talking with their mouth full

People who class autistic people as 'Retarded'. Is Bill Gates retarded?

Pip wrote:People who class autistic people as 'Retarded'. Is Bill Gates retarded?

This too. That being said, there are several sub-classes of autism. As far as I know, Bill Gates, like me, has aspergers syndrome (can't find confirmation of that anywhere, so I'll go with what my mom told me). I don't know to how big an extent Bill Gates has aspergers syndrome, but assuming it's on about the same level as I have it (which isn't a lot, to put it mildly), you really can't classify him as retarded.

To me, that classification would only go for people with severe autism (for example, Rainman (yes, I know he's a fictional character, but still the best example I had))

Rainman was a real man.

Yes Pip's right, Dustin Hoffman is a real person.

Rainman was a real man.

Didn't know that...

Dan wrote:Yes Pip's right, Dustin Hoffman is a real person.

Idiots that come late all the time.

I'll organise a game of footy for 4 P.M. and I'll call (the same) one of my cousins at 4:15 and ask him where he is and he'll say they're going to leave soon - his dad is in the shower and needs to have lunch.

It's so selfish and and arrogant.

Hypocrites
Skinny Girls who call themselves "Fat"
Pretty Girls who call themselves "Ugly"
When shop assitants ask "Would you like a bag" when it's blatantly obvious you need one
Ignorance
Narrow Minded people
Pre-Teens


I'll think of more when I can be arsed...

Jess wrote:Hypocrites
Skinny Girls who call themselves "Fat"
Pretty Girls who call themselves "Ugly"
When shop assitants ask "Would you like a bag" when it's blatantly obvious you need one
Ignorance
Narrow Minded people
Pre-Teens


I'll think of more when I can be arsed...

I agree with all of them, especially the one in bold.

When people keep asking about me and my ex-girlfriend. Shut the fuck up.
Yes, she dumped me in a bitchy way, no I don't wanna fucking talk about it, I know they're trying to help but I'd rather look forward and focus on my studies than being constantly be fucking reminded of this. Can't these people try to understand that they aren't helping when I tell them.

The government, dont do shit for the real people who need help.

Edit: Going to cut this short and say 'People in general annoy me.'

Dan your as miserable cunt

People who can't accept when they are wrong.

People who desperately want to be funny.

People who laugh at their own jokes when nobody else does.

People who get a tissue between their fingers and make it rub.

People who come into my room and leave the door open when they go back out.

Teachers who ask you a question, and when you prove them wrong they pretend it was rhetorical.

People who pretend to be clever.

People who lie about their achievements on Football Manager, getting to the F.A Cup final with Morecambe my arse, you couldn't even name their starting XI.

And other stuff.

Jay.Davies11 wrote:People who can't accept when they are wrong.

People who desperately want to be funny.

People who laugh at their own jokes when nobody else does.

People who get a tissue between their fingers and make it rub.

People who come into my room and leave the door open when they go back out.

Teachers who ask you a question, and when you prove them wrong they pretend it was rhetorical.

People who pretend to be clever.

People who lie about their achievements on Football Manager, getting to the F.A Cup final with Morecambe my arse, you couldn't even name their starting XI.

And other stuff.

I can remember when i was at school, the teacher used to say "Do you want a detention!?" We were like "Yes...please give me a detention." Obviously not you fucking diltch.

- People who preach about there religion, trying to convert people piss me the fuck off.

Theres one.

People who are genuinely like Jay off Inbetweeners.

I'm actually not sure if I could make a list. It would be ridiculously long if I could

But:

Ads during films

Late night ITV1 films. They always take a break half way through for the news, why?

ITV Sport: How many ads do they wanna show? Sky as well I'd imagine.

Girls taller than me, although I'm 6ft3, so it doesn't happen often. There's a girl in the year below me who's as tall as me, she doesn't even wear heels! That's just scary.

People who say to me, whats the weather like up there, and look up to the sky while standing in front of me. I'm a few inches in front of you, my head isn't in the clouds dickhead.

Girls not believing you like them. I had that one today, how obvious do I need to make it I do like you?

Teachers asking a question like, who do you think you are? There is literally no good answer to that. You can't say you're name because they'll think you're being "clever", and not many have the balls to copy the Simpsons with "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you"

FIFA 10 freezing after what seems to be every fucking game. And it only seems to do it after I've won

Bullshitters

People who don't have a clue about football, talking about football. And then never admitting they're wrong.

EA, apart from FIFA (which they whack a shit load of bugs into) can they actually do anything right?

Needing a pee during the night. My bog's downstairs, can't my bladder realise that and just hold it in?

Andy FUCKING Townsend!