Things that wind you up

NGreat wrote:British comedy is amazing. I bet Pip just sits in his room all day with a stack of joke books chuckling at each one-liner .

Yeah, saying 'Oh my god' in a gay tone is hilarious .

I make up my jokes .

That explains how shit they are then.

Pip wrote:

NGreat wrote:British comedy is amazing. I bet Pip just sits in his room all day with a stack of joke books chuckling at each one-liner .

Yeah, saying 'Oh my god' in a gay tone is hilarious .

I make up my jokes .

It's not what one says, it's also about the expression and the character. Your ideal comedy would be some guy reading out a few one liners?

NGreat wrote:

Pip wrote:

NGreat wrote:British comedy is amazing. I bet Pip just sits in his room all day with a stack of joke books chuckling at each one-liner .

Yeah, saying 'Oh my god' in a gay tone is hilarious .

I make up my jokes .

It's not what one says, it's also about the expression and the character. Your ideal comedy would be some guy reading out a few one liners?

It would.

If Dan made a comedy show, i'd watch it. It'd probably be like Inbetweeners but funny. I think Dan is the best one liner here tbh.

British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

ayvee1 wrote:British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

Especially when you have waited 86 minuites and then tells you to wait another 22. That makes me irate

Pip wrote:

NGreat wrote:

Pip wrote:

NGreat wrote:British comedy is amazing. I bet Pip just sits in his room all day with a stack of joke books chuckling at each one-liner .

Yeah, saying 'Oh my god' in a gay tone is hilarious .

I make up my jokes .

It's not what one says, it's also about the expression and the character. Your ideal comedy would be some guy reading out a few one liners?

It would.

If Dan made a comedy show, i'd watch it. It'd probably be like Inbetweeners but funny. I think Dan is the best one liner here tbh.

Still have no idea how you managed to bum off that "" "Reported" thing for nearly a year .

NGreat wrote:

Pip wrote:

NGreat wrote:

Pip wrote:

NGreat wrote:British comedy is amazing. I bet Pip just sits in his room all day with a stack of joke books chuckling at each one-liner .

Yeah, saying 'Oh my god' in a gay tone is hilarious .

I make up my jokes .

It's not what one says, it's also about the expression and the character. Your ideal comedy would be some guy reading out a few one liners?

It would.

If Dan made a comedy show, i'd watch it. It'd probably be like Inbetweeners but funny. I think Dan is the best one liner here tbh.

Still have no idea how you managed to bum off that "" "Reported" thing for nearly a year .

A few months at most .

ayvee1 wrote:British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

I like Peep Show, Inbetweeners is ok, I think they did the right thing, ending it after the last series. Everything was getting a little.. predictable..

Crawley Town are currently winding me up!

Biased people towards their Club/League

Kuled wrote:Biased people towards their Club/League

This!

Few Forest fans on my Facebook think their the dogs bollocks since they beat us.

nPower Championship is clearly the best league in the world!

VAT Increase.
Watching a football match on tele where the camera man doesn't clear the lense from rain water.
Religious fanaticism;
Religious extremists.
When I wash my hair in the morning, only for it to start pissing down with rain when I go outside.
When you phone up HSBC and end up talking to someone in India who can't speak English.
NAMBLA; How can a paedophilliac organistation be legal?
Panorama.
.Football on ITV; Shit
That's about it.

ayvee1 wrote:British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t886-megavideo-time-limit-workaround

ahlycotc wrote:

ayvee1 wrote:British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t886-megavideo-time-limit-workaround

Thanks, I'll try that next time

When I'm off the computer the whole day and finally sit down in the evening and no one's on anymore.

Dave_DCFC wrote:

Kuled wrote:Biased people towards their Club/League

This!

Few Forest fans on my Facebook think their the dogs bollocks since they beat us.

Why is it good to be dog testicles in England?

Mustangt125 wrote:

Dave_DCFC wrote:

Kuled wrote:Biased people towards their Club/League

This!

Few Forest fans on my Facebook think their the dogs bollocks since they beat us.

Why is it good to be dog testicles in England?

Why do you support an English team?

NGreat wrote:

ayvee1 wrote:British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

I like Peep Show, Inbetweeners is ok, I think they did the right thing, ending it after the last series. Everything was getting a little.. predictable..

I like American comedy such as South Park, Family Guy, the old BatMan and Robin and the Naked Gun trilogy. They're all funny.

That "classical music piece" where it's just silence.

Classical music followers would say they're against pop music. That silence shite is a pop gimmick if ever I saw one.

I had to come on here and get this off my chest.

Noisy bitches.

I live with one, it pisses me off so much. We'll be jcing, watching TV and something will come on that amuses her and she'll go "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY" (literally screaming it, louder than any noise I could even make) while I sit there having any enjoyment I got out of the joke taken away by how much my ears fucking hurt.

would of
could of
should of

Prams on buses piss me off to no end.

Especially when its busy and they get on like

"I take up 5 seats"
"Problem"
:troll:

ayvee1 wrote:British comedy is great, Peep Show, How Not To Live Your Life etc are awesome. Not a fan of The Inbetweeners though.

Anyway, back on topic;

Megavideo's 72 minute time limit pisses me off.

Peep Show is brilliant. The Inbetweeners is good but overated IMO. Never seen How Not To Live Your Life.

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People on the bus who make so much noise. Like when you get those chavs at the back of the bus, they do my head in.

Chatterboxes, because I dislike engaging in conversation.

People who measure force in kg, pounds (or any other unit for weight).

See this:


As it can be seen in this formula - force is an accelerated mass and is measured in Newton. So when someone says "10 pounds of force", what the fuck do they mean? 10 pounds of force multiplied by the gravitational acceleration (which varies on location)? 10 pounds of force multiplied by one meter per second squared?

(same applies to measuring pressure in an unit for weight. Pressure is force over area)

When working projects at uni, and one of my friends takes leadership of the group (which he does when it comes to programming). He knows his shit and is a good guy, but he talks too fucking much. Nothing happens.

When people don't put the milk or butter back in the fridge once they've finished with them.

People who change the way they act around others just to please them. Everyone should be themselves around everyone.