Balotelli not so bad after all.

Saint Balotelli, helping young lads and driving off into three sunset in his white steed -- er, Maserati.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:This kid needs to learn how to stick up for himself. There's not always going to be a big black striker with a gay haircut and an emotional imbalance there to protect you.

You're right, his haircut isn't gay.

It's pretty gay.



That's him on the left, right?

I liked it when he had hair like a big ginger gremlin.

Zzonked wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:What a load of shite

You would be asking for Gerrard to be knighted if he did that

If you believe this story then you're a fucking mong. The way it's set up is like a story out of a kids book.

Maybe they embellished, but I don't think the Sun are in the game of lying to make people look good.

No, but they enjoy making up bullshit to sell papers. Anyone who reads that can see that it's a wind up.

If he showed that kind of great attitude on the pitch, he'd be among the best players on the planet by now.

Still, it was a class move by Balotelli, no doubt.

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:What a load of shite

You would be asking for Gerrard to be knighted if he did that

If you believe this story then you're a fucking mong. The way it's set up is like a story out of a kids book.

Maybe they embellished, but I don't think the Sun are in the game of lying to make people look good.

No, but they enjoy making up bullshit to sell papers. Anyone who reads that can see that it's a wind up.

Yeah but my point was why would they make up something good? Track record has proved that negative stuff sells more papers.

menalawyerguy wrote:He just made the kid's life worse. He just upped that kid's pussy rep by a degree of 20

I think you'll find that being able to claim having Balotelli backing you up would scare away most bullies

Laurencio wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:He just made the kid's life worse. He just upped that kid's pussy rep by a degree of 20

I think you'll find that being able to claim having Balotelli backing you up would scare away most bullies

He'll wink at them, that'll scare them off, or drive them into a rage..

Laurencio wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:He just made the kid's life worse. He just upped that kid's pussy rep by a degree of 20

I think you'll find that being able to claim having Balotelli backing you up would scare away most bullies

Don't mess with that kid, he is mates with Balotelli.

If this story is accurate, or correct, which i highly doubt.

Laurencio wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:He just made the kid's life worse. He just upped that kid's pussy rep by a degree of 20

I think you'll find that being able to claim having Balotelli backing you up would scare away most bullies

Just wait until he goes back to Italy and this kid's bodyguard is no longer available though.

Unless he can sign up Tevez for the job.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Laurencio wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:He just made the kid's life worse. He just upped that kid's pussy rep by a degree of 20

I think you'll find that being able to claim having Balotelli backing you up would scare away most bullies

Just wait until he goes back to Italy and this kid's bodyguard is no longer available though.

Unless he can sign up Tevez for the job.

Until he goes to Italy.

Then who's up to the job? SWP?

Zzonked wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:You would be asking for Gerrard to be knighted if he did that

If you believe this story then you're a fucking mong. The way it's set up is like a story out of a kids book.

Maybe they embellished, but I don't think the Sun are in the game of lying to make people look good.

No, but they enjoy making up bullshit to sell papers. Anyone who reads that can see that it's a wind up.

Yeah but my point was why would they make up something good? Track record has proved that negative stuff sells more papers.

To sell papers. They don't care about how good or bad it makes someone look, they just want an outcome that will get people talking about the story. This thread is clear indication that people will latch onto anything they print as well

Zzonked wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Laurencio wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:He just made the kid's life worse. He just upped that kid's pussy rep by a degree of 20

I think you'll find that being able to claim having Balotelli backing you up would scare away most bullies

Just wait until he goes back to Italy and this kid's bodyguard is no longer available though.

Unless he can sign up Tevez for the job.

Until he goes to Italy.

Then who's up to the job? SWP?

Lescott

Jordi wrote:My mate told me about this today.

He seems like a pretty decent guy off the pitch.

Beastotelli

Are you talking about the same balotelli that throws darts out of upper deck windows for fun? Yeah what a class act Psh

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

If you believe this story then you're a fucking mong. The way it's set up is like a story out of a kids book.

Says it all

Yes that your full of shit

Or that you believe anything that is put in front of you.

Like the transfer talk you constantly buy into and get excited about

wellz wrote:

Jordi wrote:My mate told me about this today.

He seems like a pretty decent guy off the pitch.

Beastotelli

Are you talking about the same balotelli that throws darts out of upper deck windows for fun? Yeah what a class act Psh

Not his fault he was bored..

wellz wrote:

Jordi wrote:My mate told me about this today.

He seems like a pretty decent guy off the pitch.

Beastotelli

Are you talking about the same balotelli that throws darts out of upper deck windows for fun? Yeah what a class act Psh

he threw them at kids! on purpose

wellz wrote:

Jordi wrote:My mate told me about this today.

He seems like a pretty decent guy off the pitch.

Beastotelli

Are you talking about the same balotelli that throws darts out of upper deck windows for fun? Yeah what a class act Psh

Well played.

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:What a load of shite

You would be asking for Gerrard to be knighted if he did that

If you believe this story then you're a fucking mong. The way it's set up is like a story out of a kids book.

Maybe they embellished, but I don't think the Sun are in the game of lying to make people look good.

No, but they enjoy making up bullshit to sell papers. Anyone who reads that can see that it's a wind up.

You've just read an extract from the Sun

Darts thing is just something Balo haters cling to.

He threw them in the direction of youth players, which are around the same age as him, so not kids. Didn't hit anyone, got fined for it.




And Dave let my rephrase my question. Why would the print something made up which is positive instead of something negative? Never seen any other players get this treatment.

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Says it all

Yes that your full of shit

Or that you believe anything that is put in front of you.

Like the transfer talk you constantly buy into and get excited about

Haven't got excited any transfer for awhile. Even had massive doubts over us signing Suarez during January.

Ché Guayaba wrote:Did he drive off into the sunset?

I wonder if he will sit my exam for me tomorrow

Should've done this..

One moment he does something nice like this and giving money to a homeless man. Then the next he is bored and throwing darts at the youth team

Whatever he does what he wants!

To cunt or not to cunt...that is the question.


He's a question inside a riddle inside an enigma. There's only one thing we can be sure of: dude needs a therapist.

That kid should have just told the Ballotelli that the bully was being racist then Ballotelli would have punched the 10 year old bully.

kyro7 wrote:

ViVaRooney wrote:why is all this coming out to the media me thinks someone is paying something to get a better imagine

I doubt he wants a better imagine.

bcfcben wrote:I wonder if he will sit my exam for me tomorrow

It depends. Do you want to fail your exam?

I read somewhere that he gave a homeless guy £1,000 outside a casino as well! Funny how these stories never get heard

bcfcben wrote:I wonder if he will sit my exam for me tomorrow

You don't need him to take your exam for you. You need him to threaten your teacher if he/she doesn't give you an A...or bribe your teacher with $1000 in exchange for an A. Depends on whatever mood bipolartelli is in that day