The Release of Excrement

Do you like it?

For me it's great, usually the most peaceful part of the day. You can't relish it much at school, for reasons which could result in criminal results.

So at home, I usually like to take my time. Unless I'm in a hurry when I can do it in a bout 55 seconds, which includes wiping.

Depends.

If ain't enjoyable/pleasant etc... in any way at all if it's a tricky shit.

What the fuck...

Most peaceful part of the day is kicking back on the recliner with a fat blunt.

I've never found a shit peaceful or enjoyable.

Depends on situation, if its at home and you dont have to be anywhere, and you have a good book or something you cant beat a nice long shit

I like the feeling after a shit when you feel empty and light.

No. If scientists ever found a way for us to live without shitting, I wouldn't miss it.

I've managed to get through a whole season on FMH whilst having a shit before.

Forest wrote:I've managed to get through a whole season on FMH whilst having a shit before.

Yeah I love it.

I have to add, aside from ejaculation, I don't think there is a better feeling than peeing after you've been holding it for a while..

I love the feeling of peeing, especially when you had to go really bad. Pooping is OK unless you have constipation or diarrhea. When I poop, I usually take a very long time and bring something with me (i.e. laptop, iPhone, or book). It's probably not healthy to sit down on a toilet for that long though.

Remind me to never ask you to borrow an electronic device ahly.

Sometimes it's good.

But those times after a night out where myyour shit is made up of Jaegermeister, Kopperberg, SoCo and a donner kabab with tonnes of hot sauce. After one of those bad boy shits I usually can't walk for hours.

Fucking love having a decent shit at home or when I'm working in our office, facilities are good and I can just get my phone out and pass time.

After a night out and I get my beeriod, different story. Those are torture.

ahlycotc wrote:I love the feeling of peeing, especially when you had to go really bad. Pooping is OK unless you have constipation or diarrhea. When I poop, I usually take a very long time and bring something with me (i.e. laptop, iPhone, or book). It's probably not healthy to sit down on a toilet for that long though.

Shouldn't even be sitting when you go to poop. Squatting has proven to be more of a natural and healthy way for your body to its business. The indians got it right.

Depends on the shit.

Peeing isn't that Ahly (for me at least). Sometimes more pain than I care for....and I seem to never piss for as long as others.....maybe my bladder is just more sensitive ....

Shit wise.....it depends. Scientifically there's supposed to be a sensation to it (like sex) but if it's constipation and you have that lingering shit where it hurts to try and if you don't you're left with 10 minutes worth of arse wiping......it's not so great

Phantom shits are the best. You think you've done a massive shit, look down and there's nothing there. Total mindfuck.

Wanking > Shiting > Pissing.

Dan wrote:Phantom shits are the best. You think you've done a massive shit, look down and there's nothing there. Total mindfuck.

Can't beat a one wipe wonder as well.

Classy thread is classy.

Danny wrote:

Dan wrote:Phantom shits are the best. You think you've done a massive shit, look down and there's nothing there. Total mindfuck.

Can't beat a one wipe wonder as well.

You can with a no wipe wonder. But they're rare. Very rare.

Dan wrote:

Danny wrote:

Dan wrote:Phantom shits are the best. You think you've done a massive shit, look down and there's nothing there. Total mindfuck.

Can't beat a one wipe wonder as well.

You can with a no wipe wonder. But they're rare. Very rare.

You have to wipe once to know!

Kyro is right, Dan takes shits and gets up without wiping his ass. Disgusting.

One wipe wonders are actually pretty common for me. Weird I know.

kyro7 wrote:

Dan wrote:

Danny wrote:

Dan wrote:Phantom shits are the best. You think you've done a massive shit, look down and there's nothing there. Total mindfuck.

Can't beat a one wipe wonder as well.

You can with a no wipe wonder. But they're rare. Very rare.

You have to wipe once to know!

Not for me. I take a gamble sometimes. Have a little squiggle on the seat, if it feels clean, I gamble.

Dan wrote:I have to add, aside from ejaculation, I don't think there is a better feeling than peeing after you've been holding it for a while..

This.

Jesus Christ.

I take Dan's stance, if scientists found a way to make it possible for us to not shit, I'd take it.

Oh my god, i just had the best crap ever. Totally stuffed after my Chinese, i went and practically destroyed the toilet.

I'd recommend nobody goes in the bathroom for like an hour.