Schalke Vs. Man Utd | CL Semi Final 1st Leg | 26/4/11 19:45

Neuer gonna score again him.

Who was it who said that on EA?

Schalke's defense is actually playing the "onside trap" - whereby dumbfounded United forwards find themselves alone in acres of space.

Manuel Neuer is Clark Kent.

Fuck off Neuer.

Can not believe this half, we should be about 5-0 up, made Schalke look absolutely shit.

Watch all of these chances wasted come back to haunt us, as said, just can't believe it.

Rei wrote:

Schalke's defense is actually playing the "onside trap" - whereby dumbfounded United forwards find themselves alone in acres of space.

Manuel Neuer is Clark Kent.

Seen that before you posted it.

I'm a precog

Fucking hell First few minute it was open then we dominated. Chance after chance. I really hope we won't pay for these mistakes.
Come on United

menalawyerguy wrote:

Scuba Steve wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

blackskar wrote:

How the fuck are United not about 6-0 up

Because Neuer is doing his Dominik Hasek impression.



How many of you cunts not named Dena are going to get that one?

I know who he is.

Sniper!

Didn't even know you were here. haha

I'm everywhere! You should know that. Gotta run zig zags outside so I can't take you down.

Neuer

Oooooooooook. Now that Schalke survived that blitz it's time to get another midfielder on, or something, this is ridiculous. The defending/midfield closing down is laughable. Neuer doing the damn thing.

United should be about 3-0 up.

Neur is class btw.

Fergie sign him up!

Score should be 0-2/0-3 AT LEAST.Schalke is horrible.

Neuer's save remind me of Schmeichel.

If Schalke go through, they can thank that dude.

Fuck Neuer.

Kuled wrote:Neuer's save remind me of Schmeichel.

Kasper?

Think it's gonna end up being the stereotypical Man U game where they wait all game then steal it at the end, can't see Schalke holding up.

How the fuck is this still 0-0?

Hernandez has been shit, but if Schalke play like that again he's guarenteed to eventually score 1 of his many chances.

fluffy_kittens wrote:

Kuled wrote:Neuer's save remind me of Schmeichel.

Kasper?

Both

how is it not 6-0 to us

fucking Neuer

fluffy_kittens wrote:Think it's gonna end up being the stereotypical Man U game where they wait all game then steal it at the end, can't see Schalke holding up.

It hasn't even been Schalke holding up, mix of poor finishing and Nuer, we've ripped them apart.

I bet we don't win now.

Probably lose.

Fine Shagger wrote:How the fuck is this still 0-0?

Hernandez has been shit, but if Schalke play like that again he's guarenteed to eventually score 1 of his many chances.

He's been good at finding space and gaps, but he missed 2 good chances and made the wrong decision with passing.

Looks like I was right about these jokers, we've completely dominated them so far. The gulf in quality has been just as large as I said it would be. Very unlucky not to be winning by several goals.

fluffy_kittens wrote:Think it's gonna end up being the stereotypical Man U game where they wait all game then steal it at the end, can't see Schalke holding up.

its anything but!!

get a fucking grip, we are destroying them and it should be 0-6. schalke would be lucky to get out of this with a 1-0 loss

Scuba Steve wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Scuba Steve wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

blackskar wrote:

How the fuck are United not about 6-0 up

Because Neuer is doing his Dominik Hasek impression.



How many of you cunts not named Dena are going to get that one?

I know who he is.

Sniper!

Didn't even know you were here. haha

I'm everywhere! You should know that. Gotta run zig zags outside so I can't take you down.

Super Scuba Steve! He's eeeeevrywhere! Lesson learned.

I'm surprised Schalke have made it this far with the defence, shocking defending.

Probably Neuer keeping them out alone.

kyro7 wrote:

fluffy_kittens wrote:Think it's gonna end up being the stereotypical Man U game where they wait all game then steal it at the end, can't see Schalke holding up.

It hasn't even been Schalke holding up, mix of poor finishing and Nuer, we've ripped them apart.

I bet we don't win now.

Probably lose.

amazing how your tactics work every time, I should start predicting Tottenham to lose every game...

JMB_94 wrote:I'm surprised Schalke have made it this far with the defence, shocking defending.

Probably Neuer keeping them out alone.

They've missed Howedes tbf.

Stoke would provide a better challenge.

ViVaRooney wrote:

fluffy_kittens wrote:Think it's gonna end up being the stereotypical Man U game where they wait all game then steal it at the end, can't see Schalke holding up.

its anything but!!

get a fucking grip, we are destroying them and it should be 0-6. schalke would be lucky to get out of this with a 1-0 loss

destroying them 0-0?