The effects of alcohol

Thread only applies if Forest isn't trolling

i need wee but only had wee5mins ago o0mg i hate breaking rthe seal fuckyouooooo

i apolgise for ,y bad grAMMER BUT I AM PISEED

NO I AM BEING SERIOUS, i9 cant fucking se the leeters 0j keyboARD THERE llm li8me oqwhnfhdhjnbdbdbhjd

i use ggogole fuck9ng cghorme znd its on the moist visisted you fucki9ng ginger c8utn

nah se4riopsuoly,the party ws the best house pa\rtty ever, fuckign decka in da front room, got soo p[issed and now got a semlly fiushy finger but tnever got her name:(

sameee gonna get sp0 fuickikjg p[oissed and bve ike woaaaaaaaahh youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu redcddddddddddddddddds wr are nootttin ghM SAY WE AEE NOTT9INGHAM

even if we get 56fh its a wearte opf a space. we are fuckign shit and will not gop up. give it to leedds, tye';;d fight to the end wherase we are just terrible and ill lose in semio final

no pics it was so0me lads who hade decs in frojt rooms, abosolute beat of night, if therres pc i will send you oluyke

He won us a fuckign corner! USA USA USAA o0hhhhh yeahhh!

FUCK ARCHITYECTS ITS ALL ABOUT THE FUCKI9GN SICJ DEUBESTEP AT SOPME PARTY ICE BEEN TO

signm me uioo im [ised out my hez\d ogggg hyeahhh

omg what a fucking prtsdhaty

i qa[polgise if you are cringing, i am trying hardest to type but the letters are fucking mkvei ng as i type its some next level shit

sozzzz for capitals jess didnt mean i am just not see keyborad opriooers suck my dick plzzz jess and spider yummm

kinda, had 11 cANS AND some vodkas shots, and told my mates mum who dropped me off home yhat i wanna bone her and said she is so bangtidy my cock tingles

was a hopuse party and the pARTENTED CAME home, he kicked us out

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Woody wrote:kinda, had 11 cANS AND some vodkas shots, and told my mates mum who dropped me off home yhat i wanna bone her and said she is so bangtidy my cock tingles

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hey i was good boy toninght. thwere was lots of weed, but i didnt get any but i now kinda refredt,, havnt had weed sinde july

Wouldn't like to be you when you wake up fella

Woody wrote:hey i was good boy toninght. thwere was lots of weed, but i didnt get any but i now kinda refredt,, havnt had weed sinde july

Did you decline or did the cool kids just not ask you?

there was big circle AND I wor likme nah mate im sound init and they were like go on lay have A BIT but i wor ike nah blud, me gonna go sKNK and drink more bud

Can we clarify that Woody is Forest or?

yeah it's him

i am forewst you big juicy lemon come ere you yunmu tittys

he's bad.

Weeds boring anyway. You should try crack.

i will, apolgise tomorrow i really will @

Bless.

I remember my first beer too

At least some cunt hasn't put your number on a chat site so loads of fucking pervs text you!!!

I'm not pissed... I am fucking PISSED OFF

James ♠ wrote:At least some cunt hasn't put your number on a chat site so loads of fucking pervs text you!!!

I'm not pissed... I am fucking PISSED OFF

Lads or Lasses?

Mr Leiva wrote:

James wrote:At least some cunt hasn't put your number on a chat site so loads of fucking pervs text you!!!

I'm not pissed... I am fucking PISSED OFF

Lads or Lasses?

fucking lads.

i had a text saying "hi its steve x"

I waslike wtf

Then some Paul from Manchester texted asking for pics so I just replied tell me where the fuck you got my number or i'm gonna ring the police He told me the website and apparently reported the people who are using my number. Still annoying because i'm getting calls still now I answered one and he hung up when I realised I was a very angry guy.

ahahahahahahahahahah forest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hull ohhh yeah we be 6ht place ya get me cheerio gull

Woody wrote:ahahahahahahahahahah forest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hull ohhh yeah we be 6ht place ya get me cheerio gull

Alright mate, just remember if we win tomorrow we are level on points.

NAH BLUD WE BE GETTING 6TH

Strange

James wrote:

Mr Leiva wrote:

James wrote:At least some cunt hasn't put your number on a chat site so loads of fucking pervs text you!!!

I'm not pissed... I am fucking PISSED OFF

Lads or Lasses?

fucking lads.

i had a text saying "hi its steve x"

I waslike wtf

Then some Paul from Manchester texted asking for pics so I just replied tell me where the fuck you got my number or i'm gonna ring the police He told me the website and apparently reported the people who are using my number. Still annoying because i'm getting calls still now I answered one and he hung up when I realised I was a very angry guy.

Wasn't me

Forest

Radford11 wrote:Wouldn't like to be you when you wake up fella