Manchester United vs Marseille | Champions League | KO 7:45

Roloman4 wrote:

Dan wrote:

Roloman4 wrote:

Forest wrote:Man Utd in the Champions League is enough to send anyone to sleep

Nottingham Forest in the Champions League is enough to wake anyone from sleep... because once it happens, you know you're dreaming!

Why would it wake you though? Just because you are dreaming, doesn't mean you wake up instantly when you realise that it is a dream.

I never said I was good at making jokes.

Evidently.

You should have replied with something like..

'Maybe it was a dream within a dream'



Then I would have replied with..


'Inception.. '

Not a penalty

I made a joke once.. Best day of my life.

Is Hernandez crying?

Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Fuck off Marseille for missing so many good chances.
Fuck off Wilkins for breathing.

Wilkins is a rubbish commentator.

'For all the kids that are staying up late tonight, just watch and learn how Scholes pull off these first touches'.

Really? Its 8pm.

We are missing Vidic so badly. if we get through to the next round i'd be a bit surprised. OM look like scoring at least 1 goal here. i would gladly take the 3-2.

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Someone's a grumpy fellow.

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

what happened?

Wilkins.
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We started well got our goal but then got very sloppy, weren't at our best for half of that half at least and Marseille could have a couple of goals here, we need to come out quick again but keep up the play, if it stays 1-0 it'll get very fucking nervous and I could see them getting a goal.

Wilkins does have a soothing voice.

JMB_94 wrote:Wilkins is such a shite commentator.

'For all the kids that are staying up late tonight, just watch and learn how Scholes pull off these first touches'.

Really? Its 8pm.

I noticed that. How early was his bed time as a kid?

Bald bastard.

Good half though, just really need a second goal.

I don't know what I want to happen more: man utd win so we can all point and laugh once again at kyro's pessimism or man utd to lose so we can all point and laugh at cornholio's hair brained conspiracy theory.

I guess either way we get to point and laugh. So it's all good.

menalawyerguy wrote:I don't know what I want to happen more: man utd win so we can all point and laugh once again at kyro's pessimism or man utd to lose so we can all point and laugh at cornholio's hair brained conspiracy theory.

I guess either way we get to point and laugh. So it's all good.

I'm not saying we will lose, right now anything can happen.

But we haven't been good.

Btw, cracker of a game at Allainz Arena.

Need another goal. Come on United

Is it true United fans chanting "you scouse basterd" to Hienze?

Zzonked wrote:

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Someone's a grumpy fellow.

One of my pet peeves is commentators overrating what professionals do when it's something that's done on a sunday morning quite regularly.

This cunt has just called VDS world class and said it was a brilliant decision because VDS STOOD WHERE HE WAS AND CAUGHT THE BALL.

What the fuck?

I also hate Ray Wilkins.

kyro7 wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:I don't know what I want to happen more: man utd win so we can all point and laugh once again at kyro's pessimism or man utd to lose so we can all point and laugh at cornholio's hair brained conspiracy theory.

I guess either way we get to point and laugh. So it's all good.

I'm not saying we will lose, right now anything can happen.

But we haven't been good.

You said in the other thread "we won't go through."

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Someone's a grumpy fellow.

One of my pet peeves is commentators overrating what professionals do when it's something that's done on a sunday morning quite regularly.

This cunt has just called VDS world class and said it was a brilliant decision because VDS STOOD WHERE HE WAS AND CAUGHT THE BALL.

What the fuck?

I also hate Ray Wilkins.

Scholes masterclass

Chicharito excellent movement. Fair enough saying it the once but not every fucking time.

menalawyerguy wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:I don't know what I want to happen more: man utd win so we can all point and laugh once again at kyro's pessimism or man utd to lose so we can all point and laugh at cornholio's hair brained conspiracy theory.

I guess either way we get to point and laugh. So it's all good.

I'm not saying we will lose, right now anything can happen.

But we haven't been good.

You said in the other thread "we won't go through."

Just a slight feeling, but not saying it'll happen.. I know we're good at home but Vidic is a big loss.

Bring on the wee frenchmen, hope marseille score

kyro7 wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:I don't know what I want to happen more: man utd win so we can all point and laugh once again at kyro's pessimism or man utd to lose so we can all point and laugh at cornholio's hair brained conspiracy theory.

I guess either way we get to point and laugh. So it's all good.

I'm not saying we will lose, right now anything can happen.

But we haven't been good.

When we scored the first goal i thought we were going to romp them but after the goal we really let them off the hook and slowed the tempo. Brown with Smalling is a shite pair. O'shea.. thought he did well in the first 30 odd minutes.

Fine Shagger wrote:

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Someone's a grumpy fellow.

One of my pet peeves is commentators overrating what professionals do when it's something that's done on a sunday morning quite regularly.

This cunt has just called VDS world class and said it was a brilliant decision because VDS STOOD WHERE HE WAS AND CAUGHT THE BALL.

What the fuck?

I also hate Ray Wilkins.

Scholes masterclass

Chicharito excellent movement. Fair enough saying it the once but not every fucking time.

What he said about Rooney you can't deny. All were world class balls.

I'm pretty sure Marseille are going to score, just depends whether we score.

Fine Shagger wrote:

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Someone's a grumpy fellow.

One of my pet peeves is commentators overrating what professionals do when it's something that's done on a sunday morning quite regularly.

This cunt has just called VDS world class and said it was a brilliant decision because VDS STOOD WHERE HE WAS AND CAUGHT THE BALL.

What the fuck?

I also hate Ray Wilkins.

Scholes masterclass

Chicharito excellent movement. Fair enough saying it the once but not every fucking time.

I haven't been watching for long but I heard the Chicarito one

Cornholio wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:

Cornholio wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Cornholio wrote:Jesus titty fucking christ.

The ball was almost going in from the corner, but according to Wilkins it was a brilliant decision from VDS to collect the ball.

Fuck off cunt.

Someone's a grumpy fellow.

One of my pet peeves is commentators overrating what professionals do when it's something that's done on a sunday morning quite regularly.

This cunt has just called VDS world class and said it was a brilliant decision because VDS STOOD WHERE HE WAS AND CAUGHT THE BALL.

What the fuck?

I also hate Ray Wilkins.

Scholes masterclass

Chicharito excellent movement. Fair enough saying it the once but not every fucking time.

I haven't been watching for long but I heard the Chicarito one

Basically...Scholes played a 5 yard pass which made Wilkins decide to say it's a masterclass and all the young kids should watch him.

Kuled wrote:

Rooney!