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After up-and-coming English manager Ben Wignall claimed he would take over Italian side Napoli, a second club has come into the running to take Wignall to their stomping ground, and that club is thought to be a fellow Italian club, Palermo.

Star players for the club Pastore, Miccoli, Hernandez and Cassani have all pledged with the chairman to bring Wignall to the club, thinking he can be the one to win them trophies. Wignall refused to comment linking him with the Palermo job.

BREAKING NEWS!

The star of the hit kids TV show, Rastamouse, has decided to retire from acting altogether. Speaking today infront of a packed out press conference, Rastamouse spoken of his great desire to move into football management. ''Wagwann. First of all I'd like to say 'ow much of a pleasure it 'as been workin' for President Wensleydale. Many weeks now me an' ma' easy crew 'ave been workin' to make a bad ting good. But now is the time to step aside. I am no longer goin' to be makin' a bad ting good. I do not like bein' da nice guy no more. So now, it is time for me to do some parrin'. Scrathcy, you filty rat, you is no mouse, da way you scratch your rat balls makes me wanna chunder. Kmt. And Wensleydale, what I just said about you and it being a pleasure...BULLSHIT. You is one big ass mo'fucka. Sometings not right with yo' head, yo' need councilling. Needing help off a stonehead like me? Pfft. Suck ma big ass mouse dick. Dat is all from Rastamouse regarding ma past career, no doubt I 'av just got da sack"

In a remarkable outburst from Rastamouse regarding his actin career, the Police were called in to arrest President Wensleydale, after he admitted to possession of Class A drugs, which he'd hoped Rastamouse would buy off him. Strangely enough, this wasn't the last of the days evens in todays press conference. Rastamouse went on to give another speech. "So den, as you is all here, I is guessing you wanna know why I came to Charlotte Jackson at Sky Sports, rather 'dan a regular News Channel? Well, da reason for dat is cos of 2 tings. 1 of those things is cos I 'av been sleeping with ma bredrin Chazza. Man she is well bangtidy an as some propa' nice titties. I would suggestr giving dem tings a good suckin' if you ever got da chance. So yeah, dat is 1 ting why I came to Sky Sports. I'd went a week without her gash and Rastamouse was horny. Da 2nd ting why I came to Sky Sports, is cos I am now taking up a new career path. I is plannin' to be a football manager! Dat is right people, me, Rastamouse, will be takin' charge of a team. Da team in question is from a country which us mice detest, as it is full of filthy rats! But dat is not gonna stop me from going to Turkey. As of now I cannot release who dis team is, but by tomorrow, I will holla at ya, an let y'all know. But I might also find Russia tempting. My good friend da meerkat ha promised me some nice Russian punani, so Chazza, if I go Russia, we be doin' it 3 way baby girl. Peace out niggas."

So there you have, that concludes todays remarkable, truly unforgetable press conference from Rastamouse. Below are the odds of teams which Rastamouse is being linked with.

Galatasary 3/1
Besiktas 3/1
Fenerbache 5/1
Zenit 5/1
Spartak Moscow 7/1
Ajax 7/1
Dinamo Moscow 10/1
Nottingham Forest 25/1
Roma 50/1
Barcelona 250/1
Accrington Stanley 1000/1

ACCESS DENIED!

Rastamouse denied entry into Russing, quashing all speculation that he is set to take up the managerial job at Russian side Zenit

Just moments after releasing a statement decalring his ambitions to move into managerment in Turkey or Russia, Rastamouse has already been denied access into Russia by the Russian President, Ripya Bolokov. It is rumoured to be triggered through Act 17. 2 in the Russian Laws, but no one in Russia bar the government have access to these strict rules. There are rumours that this may also be a racist move by the Russian President. It is no suprise that Ripya Bolokov has it in for Rastafarians after he was sold a dodgy copy of a Bob Marley album, we were told by an inside source.

After hearing the news, we managed to catch up with Rastamouse round the back of the SkySports studios where he was just lighting up a massive zoot. We told him the developments, but after sitting there for 5 minutes without no reply from him, he just walked off, saying "Man dat is some well good shit. Need some food, bad munchie tings goin' on"

Magic Crafters News!

Blowhard Resigns!

After managing the top team in Magic Crafters, High Caves FC, for over 10 years, Blowhard has resigned. High Caves FC were once on the verge of bankruptcy but the president magiced some money and some players and they won the league. Some Earth teams including Wigan, Birmingham, Palmeiras, Anderlecht and Bordeaux are rumoured to be interested in the Magic Crafters ruler.

Magic Crafters News!

Town Square Rovers want Blowhard!

Artisan Home side Town Square have promptly sacked their manager Toasty in hope to lure Blowhard to the Artisan Home world. Town Square have had an imressive history, winning the Dragon Realm cup 4 times as well as the Artisan League 13 times; the most a team has won that league. They are also one of the richest teams in the Dragonn Realm, the chairman has over 15 billion gems. Could homesick prevent glory. We'll have to wait and see...