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Troll

I tried once.



I guess I failed

Yeah, my most recent attempt...... well, there's this girl. I kinda raped her a while back. We were on a date and she expected me to pay for everything. She wanted to .go to this nice ass restaurant and shit. She still lives with her parents, so she wanted to get a room. I thought that meant sex, especially since she wanted a fucking nice room (I'm from out of town). Naturally, when she said "no" I kinda lost control, but she didn't scream or anything. Now I'm back home and she's threatening me on FB to tell the cops. I don't think she can do anything, but I thought I better get it off my chest

Block her on Facebook and you'll probably be alright.

Best thing to do that, get it off your chest.

Been very depressed, thought a lot about attempting suicide. Never tried it though.

just done it

Blocked on her facebook I mean

Don't commit suicide.

Pip



Think happy thoughts, I love you. You're the funniest member on the forum along with Mauro imo

Rastamouse wrote:Pip



Think happy thoughts, I love you. You're the funniest member on the forum along with Mauro imo

I'm past that stage now. Thankfully.

No. Jord and Dan are the funniest members by a country mile on here.

Rolo should come to this thread. His stories may convince you guys to stop feeling sorry for yourselves.

(that or convince you to take the the final step )


As for me, I have never even thought of suicide, aside from some tantrums when I was like 6 or 7.

I don't think this guy is being genuine.

I wasn't sure at first, but then the second post made me think he's definitely taking the piss.

But as long as we're sharing last year I attempted it, which I thankfully failed at.

Dudes, don't kill yourself. Imagine all the lovely ladies that are missing out on a piece of your man sausage.

@Ben - I would have to agree. Either a sad story, or a troll attempt.

btw, who's in denial of giving a flying fuck about your sig?

First of all you are not a pussy, pussies give up on life rather than continue their struggles(I guess if you are in horrible physical pain it's a different story.)

Second, if you raped someone, then yeah, maybe you should kill yourself.


and third, I think this is bullshit.

Gooday.

If you raped a lass then yes, go ahead and kill yourself. Pretty much scum or the earth if its true.

BigPoppaSmurf wrote:First of all you are not a pussy, pussies give up on life rather than continue their struggles(I guess if you are in horrible physical pain it's a different story.)

Second, if you raped someone, then yeah, maybe you should kill yourself.


and third, I think this is bullshit.

Gooday.

Che has spoken.

And I kinda agree with James as well.

Rastamouse wrote:I tried once.



I guess I failed

That's what Bruce Willis thought

Think of a really inventive way to do it that will make the news.

Make it funny aswell.

The fuck, suicide? Thats deep shit.

I like how in the OP he says "how did it go?" Thought that would be pretty obvious.

Went fucking great, just at the pearly gates now, jus' whipped the laptop out while am waiting. Connections shit though.

the OP has the same pic as that other guy...I thought it was him - he usually takes the piss

El_indian wrote:the OP has the same pic as that other guy...I thought it was him - he usually takes the piss

Me too. Before I even read the post or saw the name I was gonna put something that egged him on.

I was dissapointed when I realised it wasn't him though.

Heavy this.

The closest I get is when I'm really pissed off when my computer crashes.

Sean CFC wrote:But as long as we're sharing last year I attempted it, which I thankfully failed at.

Seriously? Why?

Jay.Davies11 wrote:The closest I get is when I'm really pissed off when my computer crashes.

When my computer had screwed up and had a shitload of problems last year I was seriously pissed off too. (not thinking of Suicide though, just ways to destroy the computer. )