So I recently came back from a holiday in Melbourne earlier this year and was chilling on the return flight watching Zeke & Luther.
And you know the captain comes on and does his whole "we'll be cruising at 35,00 feet" thing but then he puts the mic down & forgets to turn it off, he turns to the co-pilot and he's all "you know what I could use right now is a fucking blowjob & a cup off coffee".
So the stewardess goes bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphones still on & I yell 'hey hun, don't forget the coffee'..
And you know the captain comes on and does his whole "we'll be cruising at 35,00 feet" thing but then he puts the mic down & forgets to turn it off, he turns to the co-pilot and he's all "you know what I could use right now is a fucking blowjob & a cup off coffee".
So the stewardess goes bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphones still on & I yell 'hey hun, don't forget the coffee'..
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