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    Offside for the Ladies

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    Post by SBSP Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:31 am

    Not mine, saw it on Facebook. Smile

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

    The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

    It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

    She ...prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

    At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

    BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:33 am

    Poor effort.
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:38 am

    Thats how i learnt the offside trap like 5 years ago
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:39 am

    Shit. Sorry.
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:39 am

    That's dire man.
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    Post by Walcott Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:51 am

    Offside for the Ladies 70955
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:54 am

    Im joking
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    Post by Carlos Jenkinson Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:29 am

    -_-

    You laugh at anything
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    Post by Walcott Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:58 am

    Tom wrote: Offside for the Ladies 881856

    You laugh at anything
    Better than being a boring old fart like you.
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    Post by Carlos Jenkinson Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:06 pm

    Walcott wrote:
    Tom wrote: Offside for the Ladies 881856

    You laugh at anything
    Better than being a boring old fart like you.
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    cheers
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    Post by Walcott Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:11 pm

    Offside for the Ladies 599439
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    Post by SBSP Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:11 pm

    hehe
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:52 pm

    I think it is good.
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    Post by ayvee1 Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:49 am

    It's more confusing than the actual offside rule. But then women's minds work in strange ways.
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    Post by Grax Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:24 pm

    He should have considered being more astute in his ways of thinking, perhaps it happened because he thought he was already distinguishable and highly esteemed by his employers and thus wouldn't be discharged.

    Serves him right.
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    Post by El_indian Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:04 pm

    silly squid

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