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    do you feel uncomfortable holding a cucumber?

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    Post by El_indian Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:37 am

    So you know I eat a lot of cucumber - in my sandwiches etc.

    but whenever I'm cutting it up I can't help but feel a little awkward when other peeps see me holding it (family, friends, etc)

    I get the feeling they're thinking "hahah look at that guy, he's holding something shaped like a cock, I bet he likes it".

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    Post by Zzonked Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:38 am

    Depends what part of me is holding it do you feel uncomfortable holding a cucumber? 784961
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    Post by Sean Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:39 am

    I find it more embarrassing holding a cock in front of them, boy is my face red Neutral
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    Post by Cornholio Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:39 am

    Zzonked wrote:Depends what part of me is holding it do you feel uncomfortable holding a cucumber? 784961

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    Post by Guest Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:40 am

    I put cucumbers in my mouth, so I don't see the issue of holding them.
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    Post by LeBron Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:06 pm

    im gay

    so no.
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    Post by The Zlatan Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:24 am

    I don't like cucumber so it's ok for me. But I hate washing carrots in front of people.
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    Post by Lux Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:27 am

    I have to pick up a lot of cucumbers and courgettes as part of my job.

    What freaked me out was when some courgettes were off and they were all floppy like a cock Neutral
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    Post by ayvee1 Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:03 am

    Never thought about it if I'm honest. I'm not that paranoid.

    Having said that, I live with two other lads my age so if it were pointed out it would be a laugh rather than embarassment.
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    Post by Kuled Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:20 am

    Would probably giggle if im with my mates tbh Laughing
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:23 am

    I'd start sucking it off and see if they get turned on
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    Post by menalawyerguy Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:32 am

    El_indian wrote:So you know I eat a lot of cucumber - in my sandwiches etc.

    but whenever I'm cutting it up I can't help but feel a little awkward when other peeps see me holding it (family, friends, etc)

    I get the feeling they're thinking "hahah look at that guy, he's holding something shaped like a cock, I bet he likes it".

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    This suggests some sort of phallic obsession occurring within your subconscious. Diagnosis:
    do you feel uncomfortable holding a cucumber? You-re-gay
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    Post by Jess Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:35 am

    Try eating a banana/calipo ice lolly. Neutral
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:36 am

    Or taking the slimy condom thing off a Pepperami
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    Post by ayvee1 Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:42 am

    Jess wrote:Try eating a banana/calipo ice lolly. Neutral
    I bought one of those a few weeks ago, I got all the way back to my flat before I realised 'There's no way I can eat this in front of anyone without looking like a bender'. Laughing
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    Post by Danny Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:44 am

    ayvee1 wrote:
    Jess wrote:Try eating a banana/calipo ice lolly. Neutral
    I bought one of those a few weeks ago, I got all the way back to my flat before I realised 'There's no way I can eat this in front of anyone without looking like a bender'. Laughing
    I bought a mate one on holiday, he wasn't too happy Razz
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    Post by dena Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:51 am

    I am comfortable in my vegtabality. Neutral
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:08 am

    This thread makes me think of that song...what was it. Oh wait.




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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:46 am

    Rei wrote:This thread makes me think of that song...what was it. Oh wait.




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    Post by LeBron Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:24 am

    it only gets uncomfortable when its in my bum
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    Post by Guest Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:16 pm

    I'm neither paranoid nor homophobic, so I don't think about people calling me gay while eating/holding a cucumber.

    Pixie wrote:it only gets uncomfortable when its in my bum

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    Post by bcfcben Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:41 am

    Rei wrote:This thread makes me think of that song...what was it. Oh wait.




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    I would be more uncomfortable watching that video then holding a cucumber...note to self, don't do both at the same time do you feel uncomfortable holding a cucumber? 279869
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