The Top Fives.

Do your top 5 for anything to do with football.

Just to clarify if a player plays more than one position, Just count them for there most famous. For example: Messi = RW.

If you want you could do Top 5 Young (position). Top 5 away support. Top 5 stadiums... whatever, just top 5!

My Top 5 funny players:
1. Jimmy Bullard - Off His Head.
2. Andrei Arshavin - Just looks funny no matter what he does.
3. Rio Ferdinand - Absolute Jokes on Twitter.
4. Szczesny - Funny on twitter also see Mal's sig.
5. Ronaldo - You want my shirt? Also does some funny shit on tv like interviewing himself.

Andy Hughes should be on that list. Babel's funny on Twitter too.

Ben wrote:Andy Hughes should be on that list. Babel's funny on Twitter too.

If you want your own top 5 thats fine, but Babel isn't in mine. Mostly he goes on about music.

Top 3 negotiators

Jimmy Bullard - managed to get himself a 45k a week contract and played 13 in games in 1 1/2 seasons after that.
Rooney.
Toures agent.

My top 5 most hated players

1) Gerrard - Just hate the scouse prick
2) Terry - Thinks he can get away with anything
3) Barton - All round thug
4) Heinze - Just a twat.
5) Tevez - You don't leave a club 'you love' for their local rivals.

Top 5 shit pundits:

Steve Claridge
Leroy Rosenior
Andy Townsend
Robbie Earle
Gavin Peacock

Top 5 hot guys in football.
1. Torres
2. Ronaldo
3. Jesus navas
4. Pique
5. Fabregas
6. Xavi

Can't leave xavi out.

The Top 5 Ginger Players
1. Paul Scholes
2. Dave Kitson
3. John Arne Riise
4. Wes Brown
5. Neil Lennon

Honorary mention: Louis Saha

Zzonked wrote:The Top 5 Ginger Players
1. Paul Scholes
2. Dave Kitson
3. John Arne Riise
4. Wes Brown
5. Neil Lennon

Honorary mention: Louis Saha

Top 5 refs

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No ref is worthy of being in a top 5

moscowmadeit3 wrote:Top 5 refs

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No ref is worthy of being in a top 5

Phil Dowd is decent.... probably the best ref in England, although that doesn't really mean much

Top 5 ugly players

1) Ribery
2) Tevez
3) Kuyt
4) Spearing
5) Di Maria

Honourable mentions: The Neville brothers, Rooney, Lescott

Top 5 atmosphere at Stadiums I've been to:
1-Anfield
2-Old Trafford (was in stretford end.....bought of a tout but it was a great atmosphere)
3-Boundrary Park
4-Elland RD
5-Maine RD
All of these matches I went as a neutral beside Anfield of course

Top 5 sicknotes:

1. RVP
2. Saha
3. Hargreaves
4. Cech
5. Torres

Hoorable mention: Kieron Dire.

Is it fair to call Cech a sick note?

James ♠ wrote:Is it fair to call Cech a sick note?

He seems to be injured quite a bit and tbh, I coulldn't think of anyone else...

Owen, Bullard

How is Cech a sicknote? He's rarely injured, only last season, and the fractured skull

Oh, you forgot Robben.

Agger...

@Pip - You don't have to look further then look at my sig.

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

You're kidding right?

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

You are trolling right? right??

Top five fatties

1) Ronaldo
2) Ailton
3) Parkin
4) Matt Le Tissier
5) Southall.

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

Oh dearrrrrrrrr.

Kuled wrote:

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

You are trolling right? right??

His injury cam from Dutch NT, not from Bayern.

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

Kuled wrote:

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

You are trolling right? right??

His injury cam from Dutch NT, not from Bayern.

But he sustained it while still being registered as Bayern player, therefore it is a injury for them

Robben picked up the Hamstring injury while playing for Bayern. His time at the WC worsened it.

Also he had a couple of other minor injuries.

GK01 wrote:

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

Kuled wrote:

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

luke. wrote:Oh, you forgot Robben.

He hasn't had one injury at Bayern.

You are trolling right? right??

His injury cam from Dutch NT, not from Bayern.

But he sustained it while still being registered as Bayern player, therefore it is a injury for them

If you want to play it that way.

Also, minor injuries don't account, everybody get's them.