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Farting Footballers

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Post n°1

Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:50 am

Do you think footballers fart when they're on the pitch?

It could be a decent tactic if you think about it.

The manager could tell all his players to eat a curry the night before the game, then they can fart next to the opposition players during the match and try to put them off.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:52 am

Neil Ruddock used to pish himself and then nobody would go near him. Laughing

Laughing

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Post n°3

Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:53 am

I am sure they have gases at some part of the game. shifty

shifty

I'd imagine they just let it go though. shifty

shifty

I wonder if players ever attempted to I don't know, do a high pitch scream or something to distract a goalkeeper or defender or make a scary face to startle goalkeeper/defender in a corner or one-on-one or whatever before. Razz

Razz

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:54 am

Really?

Laughing

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:01 am

forestfcfan wrote:Really?

I remember he admitted it on I'm a celebrity Laughing

Laughing

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:19 am

(polskaGOLA) wrote:I am sure they have gases at some part of the game.

I'd imagine they just let it go though.

I wonder if players ever attempted to I don't know, do a high pitch scream or something to distract a goalkeeper or defender or make a scary face to startle goalkeeper/defender in a corner or one-on-one or whatever before.

If you went to games you'd realise stuff like that happens. Ashbee shouts when he goes to take someone out... Just to let them know he's coming and they can move out the way if they know whats good for them.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:23 am

(polskaGOLA) wrote:I am sure they have gases at some part of the game.

I'd imagine they just let it go though.

I wonder if players ever attempted to I don't know, do a high pitch scream or something to distract a goalkeeper or defender or make a scary face to startle goalkeeper/defender in a corner or one-on-one or whatever before.

Wolves' legendary RB Kevin Muscat once impersonated Ian Wrights strike partner at Forest. the ball had dropped to Wright in a goal scoring position and Muscat said "leave it" in Dougie Freedmans voice - Muscat & Freedman were team mates at Palace & Wolves, so he knew how to do the voice - Wright left it, and Muscat cleared, mwahahahaha!

Ian wright proceeded to throw a wobbly and Muscat laughed in his face. Wright then deliberately fouled Muscat later on and was sent off!

i miss you Kevin Muscat.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Carlos Jenkinson Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:26 am

You're gassed

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Post n°9

Re: Farting Footballers

by Ben Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:26 am

Gary Lineker shat himself on the pitch against Ireland I think.

Last edited by Ben on Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:58 am; edited 1 time in total

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:27 am

(polskaGOLA) wrote:I am sure they have gases at some part of the game.

I'd imagine they just let it go though.

I wonder if players ever attempted to I don't know, do a high pitch scream or something to distract a goalkeeper or defender or make a scary face to startle goalkeeper/defender in a corner or one-on-one or whatever before.

If you were caught by the referee, you would get booked for unsporting behavior.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Ben Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:29 am

People do that a lot though. I remember Lucas Radebe tickling Francis Jeffers to get him off the ball once.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by North_Sea_Tiger Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:52 am

'orrible bastard wrote:

(polskaGOLA) wrote:I am sure they have gases at some part of the game.

I'd imagine they just let it go though.

I wonder if players ever attempted to I don't know, do a high pitch scream or something to distract a goalkeeper or defender or make a scary face to startle goalkeeper/defender in a corner or one-on-one or whatever before.

Fucking dirty player he was. Remember him at Rangers. Looked out for him when he went back to Aussie. Was always getting sent off lol

Wolves' legendary RB Kevin Muscat once impersonated Ian Wrights strike partner at Forest. the ball had dropped to Wright in a goal scoring position and Muscat said "leave it" in Dougie Freedmans voice - Muscat & Freedman were team mates at Palace & Wolves, so he knew how to do the voice - Wright left it, and Muscat cleared, mwahahahaha!

Ian wright proceeded to throw a wobbly and Muscat laughed in his face. Wright then deliberately fouled Muscat later on and was sent off!

i miss you Kevin Muscat.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:55 am

I wonder if players ever get a random boner?

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Theo Filippo Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:58 am

Laughing

yakubu

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:00 pm

Scott wrote:I wonder if players ever get a random boner?

That's mostly due to hormones during puberty. I'd imagine most footballers are past that stage.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:01 pm

ahlycotc wrote:

Scott wrote:I wonder if players ever get a random boner?

That's mostly due to hormones during puberty. I'd imagine most footballers are past that stage.

What about the likes of Whilshere?

What about in the closet gay footballers? They're being manhandled or are manhandling other players, surely this would turn them on.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Cornholio Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:14 pm

I played football once still wrecked from the night before. My insides must have been rotting.

I was letting out those quiet, hot, stinking farts all day.

Was standing next to a player and I couldn't keep it in.

He had some horrified look on his face and turned to me and said, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

I think I just wobbled a little bit staring at the grass.

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Bushido Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:40 am

Ben wrote:People do that a lot though. I remember Lucas Radebe tickling Francis Jeffers to get him off the ball once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8sYCoPcavM&feature=related

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Ben Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:57 am

Nightmare wrote:

Ben wrote:People do that a lot though. I remember Lucas Radebe tickling Francis Jeffers to get him off the ball once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8sYCoPcavM&feature=related

Think you quoted the wrong post I made Laughing

Laughing

But yeah, it's fucking weird eek

eek

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Re: Farting Footballers

by Bushido Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:58 am

Ben wrote:

Nightmare wrote:

Ben wrote:People do that a lot though. I remember Lucas Radebe tickling Francis Jeffers to get him off the ball once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8sYCoPcavM&feature=related

Think you quoted the wrong post I made

But yeah, it's fucking weird

haha yeah I think I did cheers

cheers

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