Funny Chants

Just wondering if you have heard any Funny chants or abuse shouted at someone at a football game?.
Mine has to be a drunken guy stood next to me at Blackburns away defeat at Bolton he would constantly shout "FUCK YOU Batternberg!" at Mark Clatternberg

Showumi has the best chant, don't know it all though.

Enoch's got a massive cock, Enoch Enoch
He puts it in his football sock, Enoch Enoch
He swings his cock around his head
He shagged a girl and now she's dead
Whatever team and number....

Also sang for Nyron Nosworthy.

Let's pretend we've scored a goal.

Bogdan wrote:

Celtic fans To Rangers keeper with Scizophrenia

"Two Andy Gormans, there's only two Andy Gormans"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA7yqbtfNe4

And0TheGr8 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA7yqbtfNe4

Funny cus its not true.

Mauled by the tigers.

































YER GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS

To Kasper:

You're Dads a cunt, but you're alright!

Tell your bird to lock the door,
Cause Marlon's out and he wants some more.

Where's the wanker in the hat?

At the derby last year, (Westwood is banned from St. Mary's)

'Hodgson for England'

She said no no she said no
She said no no she said no
She said no no she said no
Oh Marlon she said no

~

When I was a kid
Just a little boy
My daddy bought me
A brand new toy
A Derby fan
On a piece of string
And all I could do was kick it's head in
You reds!
Kick it's head in
You reds!
Kick it's head in
You reds!
And all I could do was kick it's head in
Youuuuuuu Reddddsssss!!

~

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Commons is a Judas
He said he was a Red
But then he said he'd rather be a sheepshagger instead
He wobbles down the left wing
He wobbles down the right
He'll never play for us again cos he is fucking shite

Rangers vs Man Utd in the CL to Wayne Rooney "You Only Score In A Brothel" ... He didn't like it.

la mamma del laziale,
je piace er sesso orale,
e si je metti un dito raja come un mulo,
je piace pijallo ar culo

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:Rangers vs Man Utd in the CL to Wayne Rooney "You Only Score In A Brothel" ... He didn't like it.

He promptly scored and celebrated like a madman.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:Rangers vs Man Utd in the CL to Wayne Rooney "You Only Score In A Brothel" ... He didn't like it.

He promptly scored and celebrated like a madman.

... A goal that was never a penalty

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:Rangers vs Man Utd in the CL to Wayne Rooney "You Only Score In A Brothel" ... He didn't like it.

He promptly scored and celebrated like a madman.

... A goal that was never a penalty

I'll be kind and put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:

SBSP_FIFA wrote:

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:Rangers vs Man Utd in the CL to Wayne Rooney "You Only Score In A Brothel" ... He didn't like it.

He promptly scored and celebrated like a madman.

... A goal that was never a penalty

I'll be kind and put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler:

No but really it wasn't

























I won't say it, it wasn't a penalty.


























Ok, Maybe it was.


























Right ok, I admit it, it was a penalty :troll:

hes got a pineapple on his head
hes got a pineapple on his head
hes got a pineapple on his head
hes got a pineapple on his head
(AND HE'S SHIT!)

(to the tune of the world in his hands)

sang to Ade akinbeye

He's not white
He's not black
He comes from a place not fa from Iraq
He's good in the air
And he plays in attack
He's our mate Marouane Chamakh.

Nothing Rhymes With Ivan Vicelich
Nothing Rhymes With Barbarouses

He's Big he's brown he's Wesley Brown
The hardest man in all the town
With all his Orange hair beware
Come and have a go if you Dare

I fink its quite funny

double post

Victoria is a slapper on her knees and when shes shagging beckham she begs for tommy lees
tommy less tommy lees
hes the best centre half that the world has ever seen
Tommy Lees Tommy Lees!!!

2 men went to shit went to shit on spotland 2 men 1 man and his dog named spot went to shit on spotland
Carries on to 10

Morecambe this season we were undercover sang to the morecambe fans in open space
4-1 down and ur pissed wet through

And to leeds in the jpt final might be a video of it will try find it
2-1 in ur cup final

Enoch has got a massive cock, Enoch, Enoch,
He tucks it in his football sock, Enoch, Enoch,
He shagged a woman, now she's dead,
He swings his cock around his head,
Enoch Showunmi, United's 21.