If everyone on this forum met up...

What would be the first fight to break out?

I say James and Kuled.

Probably none

What kind of fight? Verbal or actual?

Probably James vs Egzon would be the first one. My money would be on Egzon though, he's buff.

IRL I hardly associate myself as a Pole, so I won't be having nationalism spouting out of my mouth at you guys.

< most that would happen.

None of us are hard men, anyone who pretends to be is just a knob head pussy.

To be honest, I'd probably slap a couple of people on here with my penis if I had the chance.

I wouldn't do anything to Kuled... he's only a kid.

Egzon however...I reckon I can stand up to some Belgian fanny. He'd probably just stand on the otherside of the road spouting bullshit anyway.

First person to talk negatively about Hull vs James.

[quote="James"]I wouldn't do anything to Kuled... he's only a kid.

Egzon however...I reckon I can stand up to some Belgian fanny. He'd probably just stand on the otherside of the road spouting bullshit anyway.[/quote]<3

Me and everyone cos I'm a G, yo

Pip wrote:First person to talk negatively about Hull vs James.

Yeah cos James is a tough man

Load of rubbish the lot of this. Nothing would happen.

I don't see why James feels the need to come on here acting like the tough guy, maybe its a Hull thing.

So everyone can stop acting like James is the hardman, i seriously doubt he is IRL. Especially when hes got nothing better to do then bully children on the internet (Kuled).

Oh and James, don't get all defensive and upset about me mentioning Hull in a negative term, i'm kidding.

James is probably a pussy tbh

"Hard men" don't come onto a football forum every day looking for a ridiculous arguement.

Mauro vs Egzon.

Mauro would get really cheeky and keep winding him up, then Egzon would keep threatening to beat him up and would show off his muscle. But Mauro would keep going and eventually Egzon would run towards him with a haymaker but Mauro run under his legs and kick him down (he's a tiny little Italian you see).

I'd bang Ben straight away, I'd smash him and fist him really hard.

Serious business.

JMB_94 wrote:I don't see why James feels the need to come on here acting like the tough guy, maybe its a Hull thing.

So everyone can stop acting like James is the hardman, i seriously doubt he is IRL. Especially when hes got nothing better to do then bully children on the internet (Kuled).

Oh and James, don't get all defensive and upset about me mentioning Hull in a negative term, i'm kidding.

Exactly.

Royal wrote:I'd bang Ben straight away, I'd smash him and fist him really hard.

Serious business.

I think you all would to be fair

Ben10 wrote:

Royal wrote:I'd bang Ben straight away, I'd smash him and fist him really hard.

Serious business.

I think you all would to be fair

Have you had experience before?

Royal wrote:

Ben10 wrote:

Royal wrote:I'd bang Ben straight away, I'd smash him and fist him really hard.

Serious business.

I think you all would to be fair

Have you had experience before?

Nah, but I would

5 foot 8 and my arms have like no muscle at all, my legs are really strong though

I don't think you get what I'm saying.

Royal wrote:I'd bang Ben (in the bum) straight away, I'd smash him (in the bum) and fist him really hard (in the bum).

You'd all start on me after I try to bum you

Royal wrote:I don't think you get what I'm saying.

Royal wrote:I'd bang Ben (in the bum) straight away, I'd smash him (in the bum) and fist him really hard (in the bum).

Always knew you were that way inclined

Royal wrote:I don't think you get what I'm saying.

Royal wrote:I'd bang Ben (in the bum) straight away, I'd smash him (in the bum) and fist him really hard (in the bum).

I thought it meant that but then the boxing smiley threw me off

But yeah, I'm up for that

I can't believe I didn't see him put "fist him really hard".

Would have made it so obvious

I think the first fight would be between SBSP and Kuled tbh

Oh come off it, this is a load of balls. Nobody would get into a fight.

JMB_94 wrote:Oh come off it, this is a load of balls. Nobody would get into a fight.

I wouldn't mind giving you a kick in the balls tbqh

forestfcfan wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:Oh come off it, this is a load of balls. Nobody would get into a fight.

I wouldn't mind giving you a kick in the balls tbqh

I'd kick you in the balls.

Danny B wrote:
Always knew you were that way inclined

Shut the fuk up or ill shank u bro

forestfcfan wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:Oh come off it, this is a load of balls. Nobody would get into a fight.

I wouldn't mind giving you a kick in the balls tbqh

Yeah but you're just a woofter.