Who is the best CB in the Premier League?

Vela wrote:dat 25 goals conceded in 41 matches record

Arsenal fans talking up when Boateng and Dante were both in the World XI shortlist and Lolscielny and Mertefuckhead weren't.

Harder league, lad    If they were playing in Germany for Bayern against scrub teams they'd be keeping clean sheets every week.

Vela wrote:dat 25 goals conceded in 41 matches record

Arsenal fans talking up when Boateng and Dante were both in the World XI shortlist and Lolscielny and Mertefuckhead weren't.

dat Mertefuckhead being first choice Germany CB over your bumboys Hummels and Boateng

Autistic kid talking up when Lolscielny and Mertefuckhead keep Bayern and Dortmund quiet in their own backyard.

SBSP wrote:

Vela wrote:When have I ever said the Bayernliga has good teams apart from Bayern and Dortmund this year?
chill.

Dortmund have been wank in the league this season.

The shitload of injuries played a part tbf

Bumboy for GOATeng and Hummels? Do you even know me?    

GOATeng or started more games for Germany than Mertefuckhead in the past 6 months?   

Lets see Lolscielny and Mertefuckhead play in a high defensive line before you talk up   


Lolscielny with AIDS here:



Lolscielny with AIDS here:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 'GOATeng' made 1 extra appearance than Mertesacker in competitive games and Germany conceded 3 goals in that game which was against Sweden

All other games they kept clean sheets with Mertesacker playing

LOOOOOOOOL hur dur muh high defensive line.... Who is dis guy?

Two lovely little dives there too  

Is this the best you can do?

 

In the past year when Boateng starts, Germany concedes 0.625 goals per game (Sweden x3, Kazakhstan x1, Italy x1)
When Mertesacker starts, Germany concedes 1 goal per game (USA x4, Ecuador x2, Paraguay x3, Kazakhstan x1)

What kind of a fucking argument is that   

Best I can do???

Dante in UEFA Team of the Year shortlist + FIFA World XI shortlist
Boateng in FIFA World XI shortlist

Lolscielny and Mertefuckhead? NOTHING   


Mertesacker's the best defender out of all of them but he would struggle in a high line, like a slightly better van Buyten.

Koscielny is as shite of a defender as Dante is.

PS: I don't rate GOATeng or Dante lol

Using friendlies to try and prove your point        

Of course Bayern players will be included in nominations like that when their club creates such a monopoly over the rest of their shit league and then come out on top in Europe    

              

Dis guy!!!!!!!

lol, this fuccboi is having a meltdown because arsenal going 9 years without a trophy
u should glory hunt like me n u can stunt trebles n shit G

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imma be stuntin on la real 2nite still flexin

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