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"I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way."

Glen, I hit my ratio ages ago and I'm bored being ITK. I'm going to do a reveal.

The Zlatan wrote:Glen, I hit my ratio ages ago and I'm bored being ITK. I'm going to do a reveal.

 I forgot about that.

I eagerly await your information.

It has come to my attention that Julia has turned into a shit tennis player this year after I stopped 'obsessing' over her

In order to try and help her become a decent tennis player again I will now start to post about her more often

In other news Julia had a lovely BBQ with her team, I hope she enjoyed munching down on the meat. Hopefully it gives her the energy to become great

What is with Chris' incredibly pathetic, menstrual tweets?

What is with Chris?

Chris been sniffing too much protein powder again?

Chris G ‏@oochriso 39m
I always make things worse. Fml

Chris G ‏@oochriso 19h
I am actually an idiot :/

Chris G ‏@oochriso 20h
feel sick

He's deleted some.

Beneath those reasonably solid abs and respectably large biceps lies a vulnerable human being.

Aww man  

I've found my true love. Open the spoiler if you want to see (warning: a lot of blood, gore, nudity. OPEN AT OWN RISK!)

Spoiler:

Does anyone on here play FIFA 13 on the PS3 online? I want to try out the new look Liverpool team against someone online. (Toure, Mignolet, Aspas, etc).

Scott M wrote:Does anyone on here play FIFA 13 on the PS3 online? I want to try out the new look Liverpool team against someone online. (Toure, Mignolet, Aspas, etc).

I have FIFA 13 on my PS3

and I have online

"The likes of Ryan Shawcross, Asmir Begovic, Steven Nzonzi and Marc Wilson are worth tens of millions."

Anthony Pulis

One of the closest things to pure evil in football. Like.

Aye, dreadful craic.

Dreadful shame, the number of ex-liverpool players at stoke now. We went terribly wrong back in the day.

Aye, like. Adam tried that full field shot for us 10 times and never came close, no surprise to see he had his technique back on point when he was wearing a different team's shirt. I half expected to see Pennant go on a solo slalom run and win the match singlehandedly with his first ever brace.

It'll be weird watching West Ham this season, with the likes of Downing, Cole and Carroll up front.

Moyes/Man United have bid £28 million for Fellaini and Baines. What a cunt Moyes is. At least Rodgers had the kindness to offer over the odds for Joe Allen.

That bid was more than fair, but most Everton fans see the pair of them as the best in the world in their respective positions.

Hello.

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Ok

kbye

what up

Thanks for the fan mail Mason.

Theo Filippo wrote:Thanks for the fan mail Mason.

Please exaggerate.