Why does this sort of stuff not happen in the Premier League

Because players like Ryan Shawcross would boot you(the players) in the head if they did.

Because Luis Suarez would get blamed for diving.

Because Arsene Wenger would get accused of trying to ruin the English national team.

The video has gone from really small to really large.

Because it's completely impractical.

Because it could have killed him.

Well he tripped over his own feet.

Premier league players usually have more coordination

Andy wrote:Because it could have killed him.

Brilliant.

Because managers like Tony Pulis and David Moyes, backed by the media, encourage the developing of players that rely on brute physicality instead of ingenuity and creativity.

because of Thatcher

Glen Damon wrote:Because managers like Tony Pulis and David Moyes, backed by the media, encourage the developing of players that rely on brute physicality instead of ingenuity and creativity.

What was ingenious or creative about this? I suppose it was creative in that it was unique; but it was not creative in terms of football tactics or manoeuvers. It didn't fool anybody. It was just silly.

Because Bale would get booked for diving.

Jorlung wrote:Because Bale would get booked for diving.

Somebody already played the "because [insert player name] would get booked/blamed for diving" card.

Because Nottingham Forest are not in the Premier League.

It's stupid?