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Carlos Vela refused to play for Mexico again.

crump wrote:Seen this on Facebook today

So at 6 oclock this morning I decided it felt right to have a corned beef and ketchup sandwich for breakfast. Mmmm it was good

Sounds disgusting.

Was in sixth form area today and my mate was eating a pasta pot thingy from Asda and as he was in eating it a big 6ft+ bulked black fella came up to him with a deep voice and said "Why the fuck are you eating my pasta" never seen my mates face drop so much was funnier because it was set up just to get a laugh.

When I was in 6th form we had a big food fight and in the end we were throwing CD's, keyboards and computer mouses. It was whites vs Asians also. Our 6th form area was divided like that.

More reason for weed to stay illegal

had nothin 2 du wit w33d m8!!1111

Eagerly re-checking the Mallorca Rocks calender.

Example so far confirmed, if someone like Tinie Tempah gets confirmed I'll literally shit on my toes.

If ever a perfect song was made.

I have to pack for my trip, not sure what to pack

Reminds me of Novi.

Driving up to Madchester tomorrow, the night out better be worth the journey.

John.

Turns out our gaffe in Magaluf (Mallorca Rocks) won't let us bring a bit of bird back, they operate a no guest policy, fucking hell!

Had any recent experiences of this on your ladding holiday escapades?

You'll have to go back to their hotel, but then you'd probably have to do a walk of shame

I'll take a walk of shame anyday.

Strolling through beautiful Spain, Magaluf at 9am most days! Lets have it!

All hotels say that crump, they won't enforce it heavily though, as long as you're not a mong about it.

Yeah will have to slip them through, I've seen 3 reviews out of about 100 I've read saying they've enforced it, I reckon it's only if you're steaming.

If not I'll hire two scousers to charge into the hotel naked and just slip through or something.

Me and our mates have all pledged that if anybody attempts to stop us or halt us down in a quiet area including 'Poliza' we are just sprinting for out lives.



Should be all okay with the guests things.

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It's awesome that our hotel holds concerts, Example the only one confirmed so far.

Better pack then, might pack my Julia related possessions. Just incase my house burns down while I'm away

crump wrote:John.

Turns out our gaffe in Magaluf (Mallorca Rocks) won't let us bring a bit of bird back, they operate a no guest policy, fucking hell!

Had any recent experiences of this on your ladding holiday escapades?

Most hotels say that but there's easy ways round it. The security guards won't bat an eyelid if the girl walks in first then you follow in 2 minutes later, use a different lift or something. In apartments it's more difficult as they're smaller but in a big hotel they aren't gonna follow everyone.


Having said that, the security guards in MR are strict. Luckily you're staying there as the bloke which means they might let girls in cause they're all a bit Pervy like that. If you're a man trying to get back to a girls room you'd be struggling.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

crump wrote:John.

Turns out our gaffe in Magaluf (Mallorca Rocks) won't let us bring a bit of bird back, they operate a no guest policy, fucking hell!

Had any recent experiences of this on your ladding holiday escapades?

Most hotels say that but there's easy ways round it. The security guards won't bat an eyelid if the girl walks in first then you follow in 2 minutes later, use a different lift or something. In apartments it's more difficult as they're smaller but in a big hotel they aren't gonna follow everyone.


Having said that, the security guards in MR are strict. Luckily you're staying there as the bloke which means they might let girls in cause they're all a bit Pervy like that. If you're a man trying to get back to a girls room you'd be struggling.

Great shout John, that will be the method around it. Yeah I've heard of these pervy security guards and their random fines

Is MR any decent?

I know a big group of people going on a 2 week holiday to Ibiza. They asked me but I couldnt think of anything worse tbh

crump wrote:I'll take a walk of shame anyday.

Strolling through beautiful Spain, Magaluf at 9am most days! Lets have it!

I did that walk of shame one beautiful morning last year. It really was a walk of shame on my behalf too. Grafting some bird all night, making out with her. Tells me I can have a blow job if I buy her a drink. Sex if I buy her 3. Obviously I bought her 3. End of the night at about 7am, left the club. Went back to her hotel. Got into the hotel, walking past the early risers up for their sunbed. Get to her room. Slam. Says 'You can go now, I'm too tired. Closes the door'. So me and my mate, who was grafting one of the girls' mates, were pied off proper. It was about 7.30 at this point and we were in the middle of a random family hotel not a clue where we were and we didn't get back to our own hotel until 9am. The walk back consisted of pissing in the sea as early morning joggers ran by, taking photos of random people, getting completely lost in what seemed like some Spanish village, playing with a statue in a houses garden, getting a kebab, finding a sex shop, and making friends with a maid at another random hotel. Probably the best walk of shame I'll ever have.

Roll on Zante!!

Sean wrote:I know a big group of people going on a 2 week holiday to Ibiza. They asked me but I couldnt think of anything worse tbh

You should have took your Playmaker tinted glasses off and said yes. You weren't wearing your playmaker tinted glasses when you bought a SnapBack and it was a wise choice mf

If I were going to go somewhere as brash as that I would want to go for two weeks, you'd be broken by the end of that. I'd probably rather go somewhere a little more chilled than that. Three of my mates went to Berlin last October to go see Radiohead, they flew there, stayed in Berlin 3 nights, then flew to Amsterdam and stayed there two night before coming back. I would have gone but I had other arrangements that couldn't be broken. I'd rather do something like that though.

Pissing in the sea is one of lifes great gifts.

It's gonna be mental Forest!

Was at the DMV and this random fat guy walks up to me and starts up a conversation. Happens to me all the time. It's like were a brotherhood, established for the betterment of fat people everywhere.

Packed all of my stuff for my holiday, I may try my new pickup strategy while I'm away. I won't actually do anything with the females, just ask them if it was a good strategy and plan the perfect strategy for if I ever need to use it.

In fact I could pass it on to my children

Chip wrote:Packed all of my stuff for my holiday, I may try my new pickup strategy while I'm away. I won't actually do anything with the females, just ask them if it was a good strategy and plan the perfect strategy for if I ever need to use it.

In fact I could pass it on to my children

I'm sure they'll appreciate being used as guinea pigs.

Chip wrote:Packed all of my stuff for my holiday, I may try my new pickup strategy while I'm away. I won't actually do anything with the females, just ask them if it was a good strategy and plan the perfect strategy for if I ever need to use it.

In fact I could pass it on to my children

What a guy. Pull a bird and then say nah I was just testing some methods.

Where are you going chip?