He's a Middlesbrough fan.Templeton7|RFC wrote:kyro7 wrote:YESS JAME ARTHUR.
Rangers fan, woop woop. Playing an exclusive gig at Ibrox, u jelly bro? (true story)
But seriously, hardly surprising.
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red gold and black, what are complimentary colours? Plus the way they sit on your head.
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luke. wrote:I would hate for my parents to see my antics on a night out, fuck this show man.
My parents end up finding out what I get up to anyway, unfortunately
One of my mates literally ran across the street when she saw my dad just to tell him that I finally got off with her mate she'd been trying to set me up with
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Forest wrote:luke. wrote:I would hate for my parents to see my antics on a night out, fuck this show man.
My parents end up finding out what I get up to anyway, unfortunately
One of my mates literally ran across the street when she saw my dad just to tell him that I finally got off with her mate she'd been trying to set me up with
what the hell
still working on my pulling game tbh, shit is tough. think I just need to break out of my shell a bit.
This virgin bloke is my hero.
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Trent wrote:He's a Middlesbrough fan.Templeton7|RFC wrote:
Rangers fan, woop woop. Playing an exclusive gig at Ibrox, u jelly bro? (true story)
But seriously, hardly surprising.
Get mad.
My dad’s Glaswegian. He’s a die-hard Rangers fan and I am a Rangers fan as well.
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luke. wrote:Forest wrote:
My parents end up finding out what I get up to anyway, unfortunately
One of my mates literally ran across the street when she saw my dad just to tell him that I finally got off with her mate she'd been trying to set me up with
what the hell
still working on my pulling game tbh, shit is tough. think I just need to break out of my shell a bit.
This virgin bloke is my hero.
The virgin guy sounds gay when he speaks. I think he's a closet dweller
Mf, how do you try and pull? What are your current techniques?
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Forest wrote:luke. wrote:
what the hell
still working on my pulling game tbh, shit is tough. think I just need to break out of my shell a bit.
This virgin bloke is my hero.
The virgin guy sounds gay when he speaks. I think he's a closet dweller
Mf, how do you try and pull? What are your current techniques?
the problem is i still can't even try.
or I just end up too drunk and all is lost before it began.
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When it starts spinning.Novi wrote:
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luke. wrote:Forest wrote:
The virgin guy sounds gay when he speaks. I think he's a closet dweller
Mf, how do you try and pull? What are your current techniques?
the problem is i still can't even try.
or I just end up too drunk and all is lost before it began.
Confidence and alcohol is key mf. Go for the cheesy chat up line approach. You need to be a bit of an actor to pull this off though. I got an A in Key Stage 3 Drama so I'm mad fer it.
Anyway. Approach girl. Have a cocky confident swagger about yourself. Tell girl your cheesy chat up line. the key to pulling this off is to make it look like you aren't being serious, but still show serious intentions.
I've had successes with the how much does a polar bear weigh, touch my shirt/it's boyfriend material/ break an ice cube, and flip a coin chances of getting head.
Mirin?
Misfits time. Mega.
I'm off. Stay mad fer it.
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Templeton7|RFC wrote:Trent wrote:
He's a Middlesbrough fan.
Get mad.
My dad’s Glaswegian. He’s a die-hard Rangers fan and I am a Rangers fan as well.
Yeah but we have Danny Boyle so fuck you.
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Please don't get into the famous people who support our club debate Mathias, I'll annihilate you.
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Templeton7|RFC wrote:Please don't get into the famous people who support our club debate Mathias, I'll annihilate you.
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Why'd they get rid of Nathan? :saddestofsadfaces:Forest wrote:luke. wrote:
the problem is i still can't even try.
or I just end up too drunk and all is lost before it began.
Confidence and alcohol is key mf. Go for the cheesy chat up line approach. You need to be a bit of an actor to pull this off though. I got an A in Key Stage 3 Drama so I'm mad fer it.
Anyway. Approach girl. Have a cocky confident swagger about yourself. Tell girl your cheesy chat up line. the key to pulling this off is to make it look like you aren't being serious, but still show serious intentions.
I've had successes with the how much does a polar bear weigh, touch my shirt/it's boyfriend material/ break an ice cube, and flip a coin chances of getting head.
Mirin?
Misfits time. Mega.
I'm off. Stay mad fer it.
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Nathan decided to leave himself I think
FFS. I left my Facebook chat on and a girl who used to stalk me at school has started speaking to me
FFS. I left my Facebook chat on and a girl who used to stalk me at school has started speaking to me
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This is why Twitter is so much better
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Troll her then post the results.
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I'm too nice for that. I went out with her in Year 8. Then she became obsessed with me when we split up and was crazy. Shared the luv with me every day in Bebo and even wrote me a fucking poem
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PoemLASS.Forest wrote:I'm too nice for that. I went out with her in Year 8. Then she became obsessed with me when we split up and was crazy. Shared the luv with me every day in Bebo and even wrote me a fucking poem
She sounds sweet. Is the problem that she's obsessed with you, or that she doesn't meet your expectations in beauty?
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Dagbon wrote:PoemLASS.Forest wrote:I'm too nice for that. I went out with her in Year 8. Then she became obsessed with me when we split up and was crazy. Shared the luv with me every day in Bebo and even wrote me a fucking poem
She sounds sweet. Is the problem that she's obsessed with you, or that she doesn't meet your expectations in beauty?
She just ain't up to the LADy standards.
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She is a bit leave it in the looks department. One of those girls that's extremely pretty in the first 2 years of school; but as everyone else discovers make up and other beauty products, she gets left behind and looks like a flat chested 12 year old right up until you leave school.
I'm giving her one of those mundane MSN convos. Hi, how are you, wuu2?
Hopefully she won't wanna speak to me for another couple of years.
I'm giving her one of those mundane MSN convos. Hi, how are you, wuu2?
Hopefully she won't wanna speak to me for another couple of years.
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yo Forest, how's this for a chat up line?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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luke. wrote:yo Forest, how's this for a chat up line?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
It's good but risky. You'd have to be really drunk, and have a little chat with the victim beforehand just to establish that you aren't a horny freak.I'd try keep it clean and cheesy for your first attempt mf. Go for the classic 'How much does a polar bear weigh?' 'Enough to break the ice'
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Forest wrote:luke. wrote:yo Forest, how's this for a chat up line?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
I'd try keep it clean and cheesy for your first attempt mf. Go for the classic 'How much does a polar bear weigh?' 'Enough to break the ice'
I was joking, think I'd land a slap if I tried that line
yeah, just need to make sure I have a good topic of conversation or else it'll just get awkward
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Did you come up with that? I like it.luke. wrote:yo Forest, how's this for a chat up line?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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luke. wrote:Forest wrote:
I'd try keep it clean and cheesy for your first attempt mf. Go for the classic 'How much does a polar bear weigh?' 'Enough to break the ice'
I was joking, think I'd land a slap if I tried that line
yeah, just need to make sure I have a good topic of conversation or else it'll just get awkward
Just lie your way into their mouth. Thats what I do. When I tell the truth no ones interested in an 18 year old still living at home and doing a 3rd year of A Levels after failing.
My story is that I'm a 20 year old Notts Trent / Uni of Nottingham Student (depends which student night it is) and im studying English Literature.
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Forest wrote:luke. wrote:Forest wrote:
I'd try keep it clean and cheesy for your first attempt mf. Go for the classic 'How much does a polar bear weigh?' 'Enough to break the ice'
I was joking, think I'd land a slap if I tried that line
yeah, just need to make sure I have a good topic of conversation or else it'll just get awkward
Just lie your way into their mouth. Thats what I do. When I tell the truth no ones interested in an 18 year old still living at home and doing a 3rd year of A Levels after failing.
My story is that I'm a 20 year old Notts Trent / Uni of Nottingham Student (depends which student night it is) and im studying English Literature.
You're basically lying and saying you're me but in Nottingham.
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