An Evening With *insert former player*

Anyone ever been to one of these events where a former player does an evening where he talks and stuff?

There's one in town in January and Stan Collymore and Bryan Roy will be there.

Not really sure what these sort of evenings consist of. If anyone's been to one do you think they're worth going to?

Yes.

Been to a Brian Laws one and a Keevin Keegan one.

Very enjoyable.

Everton do it all the time. There's a house by the ground were you can go before the match with 70's an 80's players there.

I had an evening out with the Tottenham Hotspur squad after their match in Maryland this summer, it was brilliant.

I had dinner with Glen Johnson at one event. He seemed like a decent lad until on the way home he whipped out his cock. Long story short... I saw his cock.

If you go say to Collymoore "You're GONE M8".

His co-host once read my email telling him just that.

Chelsea do it all the time with current players, most recently with Torres, Mata, Romeu & Azpilicueta all being there.

Stan Collymore is a tit. Don't bother.

El Jefe wrote:Stan Collymore is a tit. Don't bother.

Agreed.

Glen Damon wrote:I had an evening out with the Tottenham Hotspur squad after their match in Maryland this summer, it was brilliant.

Really? What happened, did you talk to them?

Phadunkin Donuts wrote:I had dinner with Glen Johnson at one event. He seemed like a decent lad until on the way home he whipped out his cock. Long story short... I saw his cock.

Glen would not do such things, he is possibly a devout Christian.

Cam wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:I had an evening out with the Tottenham Hotspur squad after their match in Maryland this summer, it was brilliant.

Really? What happened, did you talk to them?

I was waiting for my train at a station in Baltimore, and suddenly a police officer told everyone to clear the aisle for a "big party" that was arriving. Sure enough, AVB leads the team of swaggering footballers into the station, where, fortunately for me and my companions, their train was delayed. I got to talk with Brad Friedel and Jermaine Jenas, but the rest of the squad ignored us. Bale in particular was actually quite rude.

I went to an evening with Fred De Jong

it was crap, Fred De Jong can suck my dick. He tried to do name dropping but sadly nobody has heard of Division 2 Dutch players from the 1970s/1980s