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    Unicorn lair 'discovered' in North Korea

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    Post by Cam Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:26 am

    Unicorn lair 'discovered' in North Korea Spiral-horned-Unicorn-011

    Normally, North Korea's official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state's unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.

    Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn's lair.

    Or rather, the report says that they have "recently reconfirmed" the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

    The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair."

    "The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392)," says the report.

    Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea's History Institute were credited with making the discovery.

    The news story comes days after eyebrows were raised by another news story relating to the state officially known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).

    On that occasion, it was the online version of China's Communist party newspaper which hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the sexiest man alive – not realising it was satire.

    I welcome our new Unicorn overlords.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/30/unicorn-lair-discovered-north-korea?CMP=twt_gu
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    Post by Guest Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:54 am

    In related news, Brony cult found in North Korea.
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    Post by Guest Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:12 am

    And I thought it didn't get any crazier than Libya under Gaddafi.
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    Post by Childish Logic Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:13 am

    It's crazier but not worse
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    Post by Bushido Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:09 am

    This country really needs to be fixed.
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    Post by Guest Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:37 am

    We should send the Bronies over to North Korea.
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    Post by Bushido Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:16 am

    ahlycotc wrote:We should send the Bronies over to North Korea.

    Strap them with timed bombs and we have a deal.
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    Post by Cam Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:41 am

    Bit rude
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    Post by Bushido Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:14 am

    Cam wrote:Bit rude

    It's ok. None will go because it's just a fad that they don't genuinely enjoy.
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    Post by dena Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:01 am

    north korea is the best korea
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    Post by Jorlung Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:11 am

    I can just see their glorious leader waltzing down the street on a unicorn, people everywhere are crying.
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    Post by Mustangt125 Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:17 am

    No they're not, that country is a communist shithole.

    Further proof communism doesn't work: South Korea booms and North Koreans starve.

    Don't you guys all remember last World Cup when they beat Brazil 8-1?
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:07 am

    Mustangt125 wrote:No they're not, that country is a communist shithole.

    Further proof communism doesn't work: South Korea booms and North Koreans starve.

    Don't you guys all remember last World Cup when they beat Brazil 8-1?

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