crump wrote:The Zlatan wrote:
I think you should kill yourself.
Boring cunt.
Hang on I'll communicate in your forum style.
Hello, there young Sir, how is thou semester going Master? I have nearly achieved my full potential for the year, however these juveniles are putting me off largely, they are like a cancer in the core of todays youth destroying it from within.
I shall one day come to control this.
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The Zlatan-
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The Maestro-
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crump what the hell was that??
Are you making fun of Glen for being more intelligent than you?
All you talk about is how your shower gel feels like sticking ice cubes up your bum
'I'm gonna go on da playmaka and tell da LADS how it felt wen da showa jel mek contak wif my ashhole'
Are you making fun of Glen for being more intelligent than you?
All you talk about is how your shower gel feels like sticking ice cubes up your bum
'I'm gonna go on da playmaka and tell da LADS how it felt wen da showa jel mek contak wif my ashhole'
JamieB-
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Samaras wrote:crump what the hell was that??
Are you making fun of Glen for being more intelligent than you?
All you talk about is how your shower gel feels like sticking ice cubes up your bum
'I'm gonna go on da playmaka and tell da LADS how it felt wen da showa jel mek contak wif my ashhole'
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Understandable. My creative talent isn't up to par with the Jamies and Crumps of the world.
Forest-
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crump wrote:Forest wrote:It was so weird at work tonight. I was the most experienced staff member on my department, apart from the supervisor obviously. I felt like a stranger in my own work place with all the newbies.
That was like me at McDs before I quit, all these new people were so boring as well, not fit either.
They seem like a pretty sound bunch tbh. Only 1 fit one. Obviously I introduced myself at the earliest opportunity. There's one girl who could be fit, but years of heavy make up use looks like it has damaged her face. Such bad skin conplexion.
JamieB-
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Danno wrote:Understandable. My creative talent isn't up to par with the Jamies and Crumps of the world.
You'll get there Danno don't worry.
crump-
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I'm intelligent I just don't feel like I have to show it off in every post like a pompus arse.
crump-
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Forest wrote:crump wrote:
That was like me at McDs before I quit, all these new people were so boring as well, not fit either.
They seem like a pretty sound bunch tbh. Only 1 fit one. Obviously I introduced myself at the earliest opportunity. There's one girl who could be fit, but years of heavy make up use looks like it has damaged her face. Such bad skin conplexion.
Ah trauma mf, there is always one fittie. I hope you do well Saturday.
Orange are proper lads Forest, told me to come in next Saturday 'cos their hectic changing over the EE and I'm getting paid over the weekend!
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crump wrote:I'm intelligent.
No you fucking aren't.
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I don't know if you've seen but he's going to Uni.BladeGunner wrote:crump wrote:I'm intelligent.
No you fucking aren't.
Forest-
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crump wrote:Forest wrote:
They seem like a pretty sound bunch tbh. Only 1 fit one. Obviously I introduced myself at the earliest opportunity. There's one girl who could be fit, but years of heavy make up use looks like it has damaged her face. Such bad skin conplexion.
Ah trauma mf, there is always one fittie. I hope you do well Saturday.
Orange are proper lads Forest, told me to come in next Saturday 'cos their hectic changing over the EE and I'm getting paid over the weekend!
Sound! You don't have to go in at all this week then?
And thank you mf. We have Millwall at home so I think we'll win
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If you were really intelligent you probably wouldn't be needing to argue with others over it or point others out on something that you think is stupid. Just a thought, and a subtle please shut the fuck up and stop making a big deal out of things. Crump has done nothing wrong, and really he actually talks about relatable things, not petty rivalries that the majority of us don't give a shit about.
That's my two cents.
That's my two cents.
crump-
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BladeGunner wrote:crump wrote:I'm intelligent.
No you fucking aren't.
brb gets 11 GCSEs
brb gets Distinction* at college
brb doing a Business Management degree next year
and wot m8?
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JamieB wrote:Danno wrote:Understandable. My creative talent isn't up to par with the Jamies and Crumps of the world.
You'll get there Danno don't worry.
Cheers.
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luke. wrote:If you were really intelligent you probably wouldn't be needing to argue with others over it or point others out on something that you think is stupid. Just a thought, and a subtle please shut the fuck up and stop making a big deal out of things. Crump has done nothing wrong, and really he actually talks about relatable things, not petty rivalries that the majority of us don't give a shit about.
That's my two cents.
Not seen you all day and you post a great speech.
What a guy Luke.
The Zlatan-
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Crump is so intelligent, that the main reason he is going to University is for the LAD experience.
crump-
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Forest wrote:crump wrote:
Ah trauma mf, there is always one fittie. I hope you do well Saturday.
Orange are proper lads Forest, told me to come in next Saturday 'cos their hectic changing over the EE and I'm getting paid over the weekend!
Sound! You don't have to go in at all this week then?
And thank you mf. We have Millwall at home so I think we'll win
Fackin' Millwall CANTS.
They're quite shit aren't they now? Ever since they got dicked like 6-1 by Birmingham.
Nah, not till next Saturday!
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luke. wrote:If you were really intelligent you probably wouldn't be needing to argue with others over it or point others out on something that you think is stupid. Just a thought, and a subtle please shut the fuck up and stop making a big deal out of things. Crump has done nothing wrong, and really he actually talks about relatable things, not petty rivalries that the majority of us don't give a shit about.
That's my two cents.
Oh, you're the "leave Britney alone" type.
crump-
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The Zlatan wrote:Crump is so intelligent, that the main reason he is going to University is for the LAD experience.
Being a LAD and getting a degree?
Yeaaaah you mirin.
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There was a point in time when this chat thread didn't suck giant donkey dick.
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crump wrote:BladeGunner wrote:
No you fucking aren't.
brb gets 11 GCSEs
brb gets Distinction* at college
brb doing a Business Management degree next year
and wot m8?
I'm not exactly familiar with the British secondary education system so I can't comment on your GCSEs but I can assure you that there are thousands of people who are at university who are definitely not intelligent. What I'm doing at university is certainly more difficult than business management and I don't consider myself intelligent (certainly smarter than you but that's not saying much).
crump-
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BladeGunner wrote:crump wrote:
brb gets 11 GCSEs
brb gets Distinction* at college
brb doing a Business Management degree next year
and wot m8?
I'm not exactly familiar with the British secondary education system so I can't comment on your GCSEs but I can assure you that there are thousands of people who are at university who are definitely not intelligent. What I'm doing at university is certainly more difficult than business management and I don't consider myself intelligent (certainly smarter than you but that's not saying much).
What are you doing at University?
Yeah okay, it might not be rocket science but I'll be earning £40,000+ one day at the minimum banging a hot bitch and you'll probably still be an apprentice eating 8p noodles.
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crump wrote:BladeGunner wrote:
No you fucking aren't.
brb gets 11 GCSEs
brb gets Distinction* at college
brb doing a Business Management degree next year
and wot m8?
That's what makes you a stupid fuck, arguing that you're intelligent and going all defensive.
brb, got 6/10 in class maths test. #winning
u wot m8?
I mean seriously, get over yourself. Realistically, who gives a fuck how smart you are. Anybody can lie, that's the joy of a forum. Although some a lot more than others.
Saying you're doing a business degree isn't much coming from you, you change what you want to do every three days.
brb, joining the army. brb, joining the police. brb, gonna do a business degree. brb, worked in mcdonalds and now temporarily unemployed until next week.
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crump wrote:BladeGunner wrote:
I'm not exactly familiar with the British secondary education system so I can't comment on your GCSEs but I can assure you that there are thousands of people who are at university who are definitely not intelligent. What I'm doing at university is certainly more difficult than business management and I don't consider myself intelligent (certainly smarter than you but that's not saying much).
What are you doing at University?
Yeah okay, it might not be rocket science but I'll be earning £40,000+ one day at the minimum banging a hot bitch and you'll probably still be an apprentice eating 8p noodles.
Seriously, grow up. You can't even use proper rhetoric in an argument without having to throw out terrible, inane insults. You're not even close to being intelligent.
And it's none of your business.
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crump wrote:BladeGunner wrote:
I'm not exactly familiar with the British secondary education system so I can't comment on your GCSEs but I can assure you that there are thousands of people who are at university who are definitely not intelligent. What I'm doing at university is certainly more difficult than business management and I don't consider myself intelligent (certainly smarter than you but that's not saying much).
What are you doing at University?
Yeah okay, it might not be rocket science but I'll be earning £40,000+ one day at the minimum banging a hot bitch and you'll probably still be an apprentice eating 8p noodles.
Just shut the fuck up right now, you've blown it.
I hope you end up living with your parents until your 40 and working in a card shop.
Seriously, absolute bellend.
And it's not even like you're at the wind up, you say shit like this all the time.
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BG of course you're intelligent and you know you are, lets be honest.