Yes this is a rant, and yes this deserves a topic, and if helps the situation anymore I'm currently typing this after deciding to stop playing after going 6-1 down.
So, Ultimate Team is here again, brilliant I begin by sussing out the different leagues and players of who to buy, the players with skill and a good shot, who will link well together.
After 3 weeks of UT I finally construct my team, I've faced some bullshit along the way playing matches but nothing major and I haven't seemed before, so 2 nights ago I made my team:
Now I could right 10 paragraphs on my collective portfolio of bullshit but instead I will list the facts I discovered when playing
I feel cheated how me and thousands of other actually enjoy UT and spend money and time in to contructing our Ultimate Team only for the game to be flawed by having lower rated players on the game in some sort of cheat and be allowed to be expolited by bullying around my team, looking at the match highlights he triple tapped crossed it across my box 4 times to have an empty goal at his mercy, with not one attempt by my 3 85+ centrebacks to intercept or clear it.
Attacking intelligence? I would be running at my defence like a gazelle on speed with Di Maria and notice how my strikers would part and scurry off into the corner flags leaving me to go alone and run into a defensive brick wall.
It's completely ridiculous and it makes me want to sell my coins and frisbee FIFA into the sea.
So, Ultimate Team is here again, brilliant I begin by sussing out the different leagues and players of who to buy, the players with skill and a good shot, who will link well together.
After 3 weeks of UT I finally construct my team, I've faced some bullshit along the way playing matches but nothing major and I haven't seemed before, so 2 nights ago I made my team:
Lopez
Mascherano Pique Pepe
Di Maria Alonso Busquets Villa
Falcao Benzema
I went for 3-5-2 due to it apparently working well this year and me being able to fit my favourite players in, spending a good hour constructing my team to use relative pace, power and most important technical ability and skill.
So my first 3 matches, if I could construct an average team I played against it would be:
De Gea
M'Bia Luiz Djourou
Sturridge Tiote Fellaini Chamberlain
Hernadez Cisse
Mascherano Pique Pepe
Di Maria Alonso Busquets Villa
Falcao Benzema
I went for 3-5-2 due to it apparently working well this year and me being able to fit my favourite players in, spending a good hour constructing my team to use relative pace, power and most important technical ability and skill.
So my first 3 matches, if I could construct an average team I played against it would be:
De Gea
M'Bia Luiz Djourou
Sturridge Tiote Fellaini Chamberlain
Hernadez Cisse
Now I could right 10 paragraphs on my collective portfolio of bullshit but instead I will list the facts I discovered when playing
- Falcao and Benzema have the finishing ability of Heskey on LSD blindfolded
- Chamberlain, Hernandez and Defoe can consistently outmuscle and knock over Pepe, Pique and Alonso.
- Ozil, Di Maria and Alonso are unable to play passes exceeding 15 yards.
- Pique can't header.
- Pique can't tackle.
- Pepe is unable to tackle or snatch a rapist touch from Chamberlain right infront of him
- My keeper plays like he has had his fingers chopped off, feeling the need to parry every single shot, every single time.
- David Villa is unable to convert at least 5 1 on 1s when through on goal against a 78 rated keeper, multiple times.
I feel cheated how me and thousands of other actually enjoy UT and spend money and time in to contructing our Ultimate Team only for the game to be flawed by having lower rated players on the game in some sort of cheat and be allowed to be expolited by bullying around my team, looking at the match highlights he triple tapped crossed it across my box 4 times to have an empty goal at his mercy, with not one attempt by my 3 85+ centrebacks to intercept or clear it.
Attacking intelligence? I would be running at my defence like a gazelle on speed with Di Maria and notice how my strikers would part and scurry off into the corner flags leaving me to go alone and run into a defensive brick wall.
It's completely ridiculous and it makes me want to sell my coins and frisbee FIFA into the sea.
