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This will be the hardest task i've ever attempted but I can't pass up this opportunity.

Forest wrote:http://m.wikihow.com/Hook-Up-with-a-Girl-Who-Has-a-Boyfriend


This will be the hardest task i've ever attempted but I can't pass up this opportunity.

You've resorted to wikiHow?

End your life.

ZOMBIE KILLER wrote:

Forest wrote:http://m.wikihow.com/Hook-Up-with-a-Girl-Who-Has-a-Boyfriend


This will be the hardest task i've ever attempted but I can't pass up this opportunity.

You've resorted to wikiHow?

End your life.

Yes mf. WikiHow will help me on my way to greatness, no doubt about that

Sometimes I read Forest's posts and actually start to believe that suicide isn't such a bad thing after all.

Forest wrote:

ZOMBIE KILLER wrote:

You've resorted to wikiHow?

End your life.

Yes mf. WikiHow will help me on my way to greatness, no doubt about that

I'm not trying to be a dick

But are you really gonna try and get with a girl who has a boyfriend? It might seem LADish and all that, but it really is a shitty thing to do and makes you a total cunt.

Trying to break a girl up is a shady thing to do. Not a true-lad thing to do.

She doesn't have an official relationship, she's just seeing someone. It didn't stop her being all over me and getting with me the other night though, and I've took her out before an never followed it up regrettably so 2 months later I realise I was a twat and want her now

ZOMBIE KILLER wrote:

Forest wrote:

Yes mf. WikiHow will help me on my way to greatness, no doubt about that

I'm not trying to be a dick

But are you really gonna try and get with a girl who has a boyfriend? It might seem LADish and all that, but it really is a shitty thing to do and makes you a total cunt.

Isn't being a total shitty cunt the whole point of being a LAD?

Pico wrote:

ZOMBIE KILLER wrote:

I'm not trying to be a dick

But are you really gonna try and get with a girl who has a boyfriend? It might seem LADish and all that, but it really is a shitty thing to do and makes you a total cunt.

Isn't being a total shitty cunt the whole point of being a LAD?

You are correct.

I even think I'm catching depression from it.

Out of all these symptoms, I have all of them the past few days except suicidal thoughts


continuous low mood or sadness
feeling hopeless and helpless
having low self-esteem 
feeling tearful
feeling guilt-ridden
feeling irritable and intolerant of others 
having no motivation or interest in things
finding it difficult to make decisions
not getting any enjoyment out of life
having suicidal thoughts or thoughts of harming yourself
feeling anxious or worried 


Physical symptoms


Moving or speaking more slowly than usual 
change in appetite or weight (usually decreased, but sometimes increased) 
constipation 
unexplained aches and pains
lack of energy or lack of interest in sex
changes to your menstrual cycle
disturbed sleep (for example, finding it hard to fall asleep at night or waking up very early in the morning)


Only had the move and speak slowly, change of appetite (haven't been eaten much I've been feeling physically sick), lack of energy interest in sex (haven't wanked in 2 weeks),, disturbed sleep


Social symptoms


not doing well at work
taking part in fewer social activities and avoiding contact with friends
neglecting your hobbies and interests
having difficulties in your home and family life






= I am now depressed like the rest of the playmaker

Pico wrote:

ZOMBIE KILLER wrote:

I'm not trying to be a dick

But are you really gonna try and get with a girl who has a boyfriend? It might seem LADish and all that, but it really is a shitty thing to do and makes you a total cunt.

Isn't being a total shitty cunt the whole point of being a LAD?

Good theory.

Forest, I wouldn't use the internet for medical advise. Consult a doctor if your that depressed.

If the boyfriend is a true LAD it's all fair game, Geneva conventionsLAD.

I have most of those too forest.

Danno wrote:If the boyfriend is a true LAD it's all fair game, Geneva conventionsLAD.

Another LAD? Great, means there's more chance of some LADs biting the dust the next time a deadly pandemic spreads.

Forest wrote:I even think I'm catching depression from it.

Out of all these symptoms, I have all of them the past few days except suicidal thoughts


continuous low mood or sadness
feeling hopeless and helpless
having low self-esteem 
feeling tearful
feeling guilt-ridden
feeling irritable and intolerant of others 
having no motivation or interest in things
finding it difficult to make decisions
not getting any enjoyment out of life
having suicidal thoughts or thoughts of harming yourself
feeling anxious or worried 


Physical symptoms


Moving or speaking more slowly than usual 
change in appetite or weight (usually decreased, but sometimes increased) 
constipation 
unexplained aches and pains
lack of energy or lack of interest in sex
changes to your menstrual cycle
disturbed sleep (for example, finding it hard to fall asleep at night or waking up very early in the morning)


Only had the move and speak slowly, change of appetite (haven't been eaten much I've been feeling physically sick), lack of energy interest in sex (haven't wanked in 2 weeks),, disturbed sleep


Social symptoms


not doing well at work
taking part in fewer social activities and avoiding contact with friends
neglecting your hobbies and interests
having difficulties in your home and family life






= I am now depressed like the rest of the playmaker

This genuinely made me LOL

my biggest problem is that the girl isn't white and ie never been attracted to a non white person before so I feel like a alien or sutin

Forest wrote:my biggest problem is that the girl isn't white and ie never been attracted to a non white person before so I feel like a alien or sutin

Why does it matter that she's not white, she's still a person? What ethnicity is she, anyway?

Non white people scare me cos they're different to me though. She's Nicole Sherzinnger coloured

What, so she's like.. Hispanic or Latino? That's not that different though, you could just imagine that she's just always tanned.

I expect a lot of people to jump on you for those remarks, btw.

I don't know what she is tbh, just that she's darker skin than white people

What the fuck man?

That's hotter than white

Not black, though. Dunno how I'd feel about black. All black and stuff. Nah. Hell naw.

Nah.

edit: Actually maybe if they weren't all big and chubby/huge wrinkly ass/thick legs a most black woman are

My preference's change depending on what mood i'm in. Obviously, it also depends on the person themselves.. for example, some Japanese/asian people are really hot, but a lot of them are butt ugly. I guess that's the same with white people though

Forest wrote:Non white people scare me cos they're different to me though. She's Nicole Sherzinnger coloured

I'm scared though incase I can prise her away from the lad she's seeing, and we then begin a relationship. I dunno what I'd do if I went round her house an had fried banana and rice for dinner. It would scare the shit out of me cos it's not my territory. I'd feel out my depth

Prising her away from her boyfriend seems a lot of effort if you're not 100% that you'll be happy with her, i'd abort the mission if I was you.

Just kill yourself Forest.