Ché Guayaba wrote:WTF. My father just passed by and opened a fucken coconut with his barehands. That's some jungle shit right there.
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Swear to god like every few days I get email notifications from Michelle Obama, inviting me to dinner or some sort of event. I don't know what to do dawg. I can't do my homie B-Rock dirty like that. I should probably bring it up in one of the emails he sends me too. Maybe Michelle is just acting out and looking for affection. You know? Maybe B-Rock has been neglecting her.
I don't know man, shit is a difficult situation. Michelle got a fat ass doe.
I don't know man, shit is a difficult situation. Michelle got a fat ass doe.
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Phadunkin Donuts-
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funny.
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Lucky you you're up already. Eat some oatmeal and prepare for the day.
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Set an alarm for when you're supposed to be up, then jerk off and go to sleep.
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dena wrote:Set an alarm for when you're supposed to be up, then jerk off and go to sleep.
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Alarm clocks. 
Used to wake up literally 1 minute(not exactly down to the second of course) before the alarm went off, almost everyday.
Used to wake up literally 1 minute(not exactly down to the second of course) before the alarm went off, almost everyday.
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Ché Guayaba wrote:Alarm clocks.
Used to wake up literally 1 minute(not exactly down to the second of course) before the alarm went off, almost everyday.
I wake up just before the alarm as well
Alarms scare me when they go off in the middle of the night
I'm all asleep dreaming of Julia, then bang alarm clock
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I set my alarm for 6:50 weekdays. I usually wake up at 5 with my cat meowing for food, go back to sleep then wake up around 6:40. So I lay there for a few minutes until my alarm goes off.
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Bogdan wrote:I set my alarm for 6:50 weekdays. I usually wake up at 5 with my cat meowing for food, go back to sleep then wake up around 6:40. So I lay there for a few minutes until my alarm goes off.
I like cats
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I have an almost unnatural hate for cats. It's a serious problem. I despise them.
It's like Xenophobia but to cats. Before long I'm going to start saying, "I'm not Cat-ist, I have plenty of Cat friends." or, "How can I be a Cat-ist? Some of my best friends are Cats!"
It's like Xenophobia but to cats. Before long I'm going to start saying, "I'm not Cat-ist, I have plenty of Cat friends." or, "How can I be a Cat-ist? Some of my best friends are Cats!"
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Bogdan wrote:You're alright Chip
kindest thing you have said to me I think
(It is you or Jord that is extremely nice to me, I get you mixed up at times)
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I usually wake up right before my alarm too 
Its like I have to beat it, although I usually turn it off and accidentally go back to sleep haha.
Its like I have to beat it, although I usually turn it off and accidentally go back to sleep haha. 
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hey Neal 
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Yep, do not like being woken by alarm so I wake few minutes before it.
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Why doesn't the instant chat be re-opened? Would be easier now.
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So much fun.El_indian wrote:
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SBTRKT wrote:
That last one;
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SBTRKT wrote:
The guy at the end
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Telephone interview for Orange between 5 and 5:30pm.
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crump wrote:Telephone interview for Orange between 5 and 5:30pm.
I swear you've said this like 10 times in the last month
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How long ago was it Rangers fans were mocking Celtic when Lennon was complaining about the SFA.. I remember Jela typing "CONSPIRACY" etc around here alot, now look at his sig. 
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VivaRonaldoLAD wrote:How long ago was it Rangers fans were mocking Celtic when Lennon was complaining about the SFA.. I remember Jela typing "CONSPIRACY" etc around here alot, now look at his sig.
What? It's a blatant red card offence.
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How many fucking telephone interviews do they need?crump wrote:Telephone interview for Orange between 5 and 5:30pm.
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VivaRonaldoLAD wrote:How long ago was it Rangers fans were mocking Celtic when Lennon was complaining about the SFA.. I remember Jela typing "CONSPIRACY" etc around here alot, now look at his sig.
Glad somebody remembers that.
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Templeton7|RFC wrote:VivaRonaldoLAD wrote:How long ago was it Rangers fans were mocking Celtic when Lennon was complaining about the SFA.. I remember Jela typing "CONSPIRACY" etc around here alot, now look at his sig.
What? It's a blatant red card offence.
I never said it wasnt.. I just find the conspiracy thing hypocritical.
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