Manchester United FC Official Thread

Ham. wrote:The Mail's saying Valencia left Carrington on crutches.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS?

Our injuries are just incredible, if it's true then:


Nani has a better chance of finding form on the right imo.

Just saw that on twitter too. Fucking hell. What the fuck is wrong with our players? All of them seem to get injured in training.

We can't risk Rio and Evans tomorrow surely, would mean Keane and Wootton at the back with (probably) Buttner and no one apart from Rafael at right back.

Bebe out wide too.

Carrington is cursed.

In time though, let's keep the faith in seeing that it's the Mail reporting it.

Johnstone

Blackett, Keane, Wootton, Buttner

Bebe, Powell, Fletcher, Giggs

Henriquez, Hernandez

Play that tomorrow, half srs.

we still have no chance

Obviously.....


Gonna be a weak team tomorrow anyway so probably be close to that.

Pico wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Yours can burn down as well then.

It's fortunate that I don't own a house

He hopes you personally burn down then. I wouldn't mind seeing it either, not because of any loyalty to Man Utd but just because I'm an evil sadistic cunt.

Sky Sports poll

I saw that before. Don't know what's worse, some people not voting for Vidic, or rating Jones over Smalling.

The fountain of knowledge that is Jesse Lingard's dad says Lingard's on the bench and Rooney's starting.

EDIT: 18:30 We've spotted the likes of Darren Fletcher, Tyler Blackett, Michael Keane, David De Gea, Chicharito, Anderson and Angelo Henriquez among the squad for the Capital One Cup tie with Newcastle. There are also rumours that Wayne Rooney will be involved tonight. Full team news to follow on here. (AM)

18:13 Ecuador's international team doctor Patricio Maldonado has been quoted by El Comercio in his homeland regarding Antonio Valencia. "The injury is not serious," said Maldonado. "It may take 10 to 15 days of recovery. The first thing to do is get Antonio plenty of rest." We're expecting the manager to probably give his own update from United's perspective tonight. (AM)

It's worth a triple post because it's the actual team sheet.

Rahul ‏@forevruntd
#mufc XI: De Gea, Vermijl, M Keane, Wootton, Buttner, Fletcher, Cleverley, Anderson, Rooney, Welbeck, Chicharito

Rooney out wide lmao. Good to see Rafael, Rio and Evans not risked.

Fletcher captain, #MUFC subs: Johnstone, Evans, Powell, Tunnicliffe, King, Lingard, Brady

I reckon Rooney will play centre forward and Welbeck will go out wide.

Who out of Cleverley, Fletcher and Anderson plays on the right though?

4-3-1-2?

Fuck, yes. Hernandez starts. Watching this.

The defence we're fucked...

JamieB wrote:The defence we're fucked...

Yeah let's play Rafael, Rio and Evans who'd probably all end up injured and we'd be giving them 3 debuts in the league instead of tonight.

Danny wrote:

JamieB wrote:The defence we're fucked...

Yeah let's play Rafael, Rio and Evans who'd probably all end up injured and we'd be giving them 3 debuts in the league instead of tonight.

Im aware Danny...

Come on Wooton.

JamieB wrote:

Danny wrote:Yeah let's play Rafael, Rio and Evans who'd probably all end up injured and we'd be giving them 3 debuts in the league instead of tonight.

Im aware Danny...

What's your problem then?

We've got 2 defenders. Rio's getting on a bit, Evans is just back from injury. You wouldn't want them starting.

#Newcastle team v Man Utd: Elliot, Perch, Williamson, Coloccini, tavernier, Obertan, Tiote, Gosling, Marveaux, Vuckic, Shola Ameobi #mufc

Danny wrote:

JamieB wrote:


Im aware Danny...

What's your problem then?

We've got 2 defenders. Rio's getting on a bit, Evans is just back from injury. You wouldn't want them starting.

Weakish defence against Newcastle, just got a bad feeling about it being a Crystal palace again but least the attack is strong.


EDIT: Just seen the Newcastle team so nevermind we might be alright after all

Danny wrote:

JamieB wrote:


Im aware Danny...

What's your problem then?

We've got 2 defenders. Rio's getting on a bit, Evans is just back from injury. You wouldn't want them starting.

Chill out Danny, he knows that, he's just saying what a shit defense that is.

JamieB wrote:

Danny wrote:What's your problem then?

We've got 2 defenders. Rio's getting on a bit, Evans is just back from injury. You wouldn't want them starting.

Weakish defence against Newcastle, just got a bad feeling about it being a Crystal palace again but least the attack is strong.


EDIT: Just seen the Newcastle team so nevermind we might be alright after all

Na, we don't have Macheda up front this time.

Shame Bebe's no where to be seen though.

Someone make a match thread.

Danny wrote:

JamieB wrote:

Weakish defence against Newcastle, just got a bad feeling about it being a Crystal palace again but least the attack is strong.


EDIT: Just seen the Newcastle team so nevermind we might be alright after all

Na, we don't have Macheda up front this time.

Shame Bebe's no where to be seen though.

Good point, we actually give a fuck this time and yeah i know he would beast it

Keanoo wrote:Someone make a match thread.

Yes someone should

Ben Shepherd presenting.

Danny wrote:Ben Shepherd presenting.

He's been presenting League Cup football on Sky for a long while now.